Whoever can answer all these questions is a genius - Page 2

Originally posted by: hasini009

Thanks for the results announcement. All questions atempt karke time waste karti main😆

You need to answer ALL questions to become a genius

BWF members are too lazy

Originally posted by: la_Reine

You need to answer ALL questions to become a genius

BWF members are too lazy

Originally posted by: hasini009

Phir to anda hi milega!

Originally posted by: la_Reine

Phir to anda hi milega!

wo bhi nahi chaie mujhe. aap hi omelette banake khalo

Originally posted by: la_Reine

Creative answers only please.😳

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

The Ems team will radio this and will have to attend to te pedestrian and have someone else go out to the original call.

So please don't risk crossing the road and think its OK, to get hit by an ambulance coz it will delay the original call. So cross safely do not be a menace.

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

No ways have been lied to all our lives?

So fruit and fibre doesn't have fruit and fibre too, or honey nut cornflakes.. no honey and nuts. Go away.. I don't believe it. I will not belive it. Lol

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Because people always want something to complain about. I bet the singer was part of a forum, then went to the song thread and decided to do a song on poor jimmy.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

No just the pawn.

Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?

You are under no obligation to stop, pay and collect.. you can just go and drive through it and leave.

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Because of the chemicals in the plastic bottle. And because it is no longer trickling and sitting still.

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?

No, that would mean they only going to conduct part of the song then.

Why are Softballs hard?

Coz, they want you to hit it softly instead.

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

No.. just the run time including credits.. because have you watched Pathan, the reason for all watching the movie for the joome song. They make u wait for the credits.. so this is what it means picture abhi baki hai.

If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Coz he had no waterproof glue.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Because they stick their little finger up instead. 😆.

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet

Because it pumps electricity out..into your device.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Coz in scrubbing we rub down, when you wsdh up you life the item from the sink onto the drainer.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Ones an upgrade.

Can blind people see their dreams?

They don't see unless they were not always blind. But they will get sensations and sounds.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

Just so they could put a higher price tag.

Maybe we should ask Wat-up this.. as she knows a lot about fast cars. Generally at normal speeds too these cars have a better and quicker pick and better smoother ride.

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

I do hate that term, they interfere with the natural way and call it fixing. Aren't they doing this to humans now fixing those that don't need fixing. But that's another debate which I'll be answering somewhere else.

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

Or even drop a dump.

I don't like the idea of taking either.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

What.. humpty was an egg? I've been lied to all my life.. 😔

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

So the needles don't get infected and the juice still works in them.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

To tease people. So people can run in to steal pens but they can't. 😔

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Yes.. have you not met the Moral Police?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

So we know he had a bath.

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Coz.. sometimes it might just work.. wishful thinking. I normally slam the remote against my hand to shake the battery to get that tiny bit of juice to do its thing.

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

The colour orange name actually came from the colour of the fruit.

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

The cat will land on his feet, coz he ate the bread on its way down.

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin

Coz no one has worried about it, until this post

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

Coz it's an upgrade. It's 2.0

I once used to be carisma1 and I got banned. Then I came back upgraded. Lol

Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?

Coz u will realise sometime later.. you will start to go broke...

Bleeders... so many questions.

Done.

La_Reine I completed the entire exam in one go.

The others are all disqualified. I'm a genius.

What do I get for it?

Sab kam chor hain..

Including you. I haven't seen your essay in the who are u thread..

edit...look at my next post 😊 (sorry, carisma 😉)

And if we answer these questions will you handover your prize to us?

while that may be true, I think whoever refuses to answer these questions is an even bigger genius😆

Since when do grapes have nuts