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Originally posted by: Zeal17

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I'm sure chocolate can be added to mint chutney as well.

Ab jab mint chocolate ho sakti hai to chocolate mint chutney kyun nahi 🫣

To whom it may concern,

Please ban Zeal from entering cooking threads.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

To whom it may concern,

Please ban Zeal from entering cooking threads.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Vindaloo is a traditional tomato-based curry gifted to the world from Goa, a sunny pocket of paradise on the Western coast of India. Based on the Portuguese dish carne de vinha d'alhos. It is known globally in its British Indian form as a staple of curry house and Indian restaurant menus and is often regarded as a fiery, spicy dish.

^ I totally did not copy and paste that info. 😎

For the longest time, I thought vindaloo was a dish based on heavily spiced mashed “aloo” cuz it’s called vindaloo…🤣 and I swear to God, I’ve had vindaloo in some places where the chef actually made it with aloo based curry sauce too. I’m not sure what’s up with that but that is definitely not real vindaloo for whoever needs to know. Apparently, if you live in the US, then you shouldn’t be talking about vindaloo. New Yorkers might be an exception, though, I don’t know, but I am actually from SF where desi food truly truly sucks and lacks flavor to the point where it’s truly abysmal, so I won’t even bother commenting on it until I try some vindaloo in Goa myself.

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

What was the final recipe ?

Let me begin last night's cooking tale and sweeping betrayal by the hands of my mother. Firstly I couldn't find the blender and had to call out for my mum to help me find it. She was the last person who used it. My mum made an attempt to look for the blender and the conversation went like this:

Mum: I wonder where it is. I haven't seen it.

Me: What do you mean you haven't seen it. You're the only one in this house who uses the blender.

Mum: Hmm, I can't seem to find it. I haven't used it in a while.

Me: Mum, you made chutney a week ago. What do you mean you haven't used it in a while.

Mum: Oh I made that chutney using your cousins blender. I borrowed it from her and returned it.

Me: Why would you borrow a blender when we have our own? I bought a really expensive one and there's no way it's missing.

* 5 Minutes Later *

Mum: I found it. I can't believe you couldn't find it. Are you blind? What would you children do without me.

My mum then proceeded to lay back on the couch to continue watching her TV serial. It was already super late by the time I got all the ingredients ready inside the blender. I included ginger but decided I would wait until all the ingredients were blended to taste test and see if I should include the Chaat masala. Thanks to the advice of members, I fly kicked the idea of Garam Masala completely off the menu.

I switched the blender on and then … *DEN DEN DEN* … nothing happened. The blender wasn't working nor blending. The blending machine NOISE was turning on but the blades were simply not spinning. I was horrified and roared at my brother to come and help me fix it. Meanwhile, my mum could hear the commotion but proceeded to watch her boring TV serial, completely ignoring us (Red flag identified).

The blender was not working not matter how much we tried to fix it. That's when I started getting suspicious. My mum was hesitant to help me find the blender in the first place and there was no reason why she had to borrow a blender UNLESS ….

Me: You broke my blender didn't you?

Mum: *Ignores me*

Me: Mum, I know you can hear me. You broke the blender didn't you?

Mum: *Increases volume of TV with remote*. Can you believe the AUDACITY?

Me: MUM! *I'm shouting from the kitchen at this point* … You broke the blender and that's why you had to borrow one. THEN WHY DID YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR THE BLENDER IF YOU KNEW IT WAS BROKEN!?

My brother then walked up to her and noticed she had a smirk on her face. He was on the floor laughing while I was gobsmacked.

Me: What kind of evil person actually helps look for something despite knowing that it's broken. Why would you even pretend to help me look for it? You even chastised me for not being able to find the blender and boasted about us kids not being able to do anything without you. WHY WOULD YOU ACT LIKE THAT?

Me: I can't believe you looked me in the eye and acted like nothing was wrong while I was rinsing and chopping the ingredients. All this act just because you didn't want to admit that you broke something.

*Mum and brother are laughing openly at this point*

ANYWAY my brother will now buy a new blender and I'll re-attempt making the cursed mint sauce again. Bruh, my mum be acting like Amitabh Bachan from Mohabatein, refusing to admit that she broke something or was wrong. WOT IS THIS EGO?

Thank you for listening to my story. 😆

TM, you are adorableeee

Hrithik, Aishwarya, and Arjun approve your story.

Originally posted by: SmittenKitt3n

For the longest time, I thought vindaloo was a dish based on heavily spiced mashed “aloo” cuz it’s called vindaloo…🤣 and I swear to God, I’ve had vindaloo in some places where the chef actually made it with aloo based curry sauce too. I’m not sure what’s up with that but that is definitely not real vindaloo for whoever needs to know. Apparently, if you live in the US, then you shouldn’t be talking about vindaloo. New Yorkers might be an exception, though, I don’t know, but I am actually from SF where desi food truly truly sucks and lacks flavor to the point where it’s truly abysmal, so I won’t even bother commenting on it until I try some vindaloo in Goa myself.

I actually thought vindaloo has something to dowith bhindi and aloo

Your Mom is a riot..🤣...I would have been her best friend if she was here...❤️

Originally posted by: Charu21

Lol! Don't add garam masala or chat masala.. add ginger only if you have GingerFetish too 😆 it would overpower other tastes so better to skip.

To keep it bollywood related - Garam Masala had john too so you may wanna add it. Lol.

I agree with Charu, skip the garam, chat and ginger masala.

But like Bollyqueen said, how can you trust anyone.

Then let me make it clear.. cooking and me don't get on.. so I wouldn't really have a clue. But gut instinct tells me.. avoid em.

Bollywood related.

Name one film, where you see actors eating samosa.

Originally posted by: carisma2

I agree with Charu, skip the garam, chat and ginger masala.

But like Bollyqueen said, how can you trust anyone.

Then let me make it clear.. cooking and me don't get on.. so I wouldn't really have a clue. But gut instinct tells me.. avoid em.

Bollywood related.

Name one film, where you see actors eating samosa.

Nothing beats this🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0uysPWK7HI

bringing her million ingredients, FF chali aayi Mint chutney banane. but Mint made FF’s Dimag ki Dahi without any ingredients and blender

FF - 0

Mint - 1