Originally posted by: Physics_girl
Wo sachme. Sweet logon se meri dosti bohot jaldi ho jate hai, aapke ghar jaake aapke bete ko v phatak se dost bana lungi Mai. Aur kavita e tab sunane ko kahungi jab mujhe na hickiyaan aate hai. Sirf gaane sunkar chale jaate hai. Ek baar apke bete k poemon se v try maar ke dekhungi😁
Main Rosesh ko uski kavitaye record karke tumhe dene ko bolungi. Jab hiccups aaye toh sunn lena uski kavitaye..
Originally posted by: Aquabutterfly
Mummy ji humari chauki ki Inspector hain. But woh umar mein aapki bahu jitni hain. Ek number ki lady hitler hain. Unhone mujhe yahan party mein dekh liya toh mujhe suspend kar dengi. Mujhe iss waqt duty pe hona chahiye
Kya aap duty chod kar aaye hai 😲
Originally posted by: kavya1994
Main itni bhukkad bhi nahi hoon Ishqi beta, main toh bas Bittu ke papa ke liye thode se maang rahi thi. Woh kya hain na woh khud toh party mein aaye nahi, toh maine socha main hi unke liye thode se le jaau taaki woh bhi itne swadisht Jalebi taste kar sake, warna unhe lagega main hi unhe kuch badha-chada ke keh rah rahi hu. Aur toh aur Jalebiyaan toh unki favourite hain ji.
Aapko jalebi chahiye? Chahiye Jalebi aapko? Ye lijiye thusiye..
(Forcefully puts jalebi into Shanti aunties mouth)
Pet k dabbe bhar bhar k khayiye..
(Realises it is only my angry imagination as always)
Nahi nahi aap toh bura maan gaye(totally in a sarcastic and sugarcoating tone). Bhukkar toh mai khud hu na, isliye mujhe aapse pehle Jalebiyaan khatam karni hai..baas isliye keh rahi thi auntyji. Aap toh itne acche hai, apne pati k bare mai itne sochte hai...
Main Rosesh ko uski kavitaye record karke tumhe dene ko bolungi. Jab hiccups aaye toh sunn lena uski kavitaye..
Haan aap recordingon ko bhej dijiye gaa.....bohot madad hogi meri.. wese toh Kavita- Savita itni nahi sunti par mai ek baar try marke zaroor dekhungi.
Gop pyaar se bulaya Gopi ji.. 😳
Accha aapki mummy ji kya police officer hai?
Waise middle class harkato ko middle class hi bolenge...
Bata hai Mere devar yaha hota toh kya kehta?
Bob the builder k series second part kya hota?
Gop the cop! Hihi🤭
(Murmers to herself) Pata nahi kaha kinlogon k beech fas gayi aake mai.Aur thoda irritate karta to mummy Kasam solid pange ho jaate mere . Happy wali new year ko boring bana d mere brain ko chaba chaba k. 12 baaj gaye aur Naya Year aa v Gaya par kisi ko padi nahi hai🙄.
Mai hi chillati hu- (loudly)HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year Everyone.. ! Cheers !
Happy New year 🎈 (bursts a balloon).Cheeeeerrrrrsss!!! auntyji 🍸🍸. Par mera wala juice hai
Juice se bhi Cheers kar sakate ho beta!
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