ITVRC Round 4 •Rangeen Kirdaar• - Page 8

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Mera beta Rosesh bhi kidnap ho gaya tha bechara.. Usne toh aapne kidnappers ko bhi dost bana liya aur unse kavita likhawaya apne upar.... 😳

Maya Ji, ab aap hi mere help sakti hain. Rosesh se kahiye na mere Saberwal Ji ke liye bhi kuch lines likh de, taaki jab main woh bhi unhe sunaau toh woh bhi akhbar se apni nazarein uthakar meri khoobsurati bhi kuch keh de😳

Main shaayar to nahin

Magar ai hanseen

Jab se dekha main ne

tujh ko mujh ko

Shaayari aa gai

☺️

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Aisa kya, phir toh ho sakta hain ki Monisha meri hi door ki rishtedaar ho😛

Waise Maya Ji, constable Gopi Ji bata rahe the iss party ke arrangements aapne aur khushi Ji ne ki hain. Badi Sundarr arrangements ki hain aapne👌Main na keh rahi thi ki agar panner cubes ya achaar, ya drinks ki bottle use nahi ho paaye iss party mein toh aap na bilkul fikar mat kijiyega. Main hu na Ji, usse apne bete Bittu ke liye le jaaungi😛 usse na Paneer ki sabzi aur yeh drinks bahot pasand hain😃

Ek aur sawaal bhi poochna tha aap se Maya Ji, woh aapki Bahu Monisha konse supermarket jaati hain jahan dhaniya free mein mil jaata hain? 😛 Mai soch rahi thi next time, main bhi wahi se sabzi laau, dhaniya khareed ne ke paise bhi Bach jaayenge😊

Aap toh bilkul Monisha ki rishte main hai..... Monisha sirf bazar kya sab jagah se free ka lati hai...

Juice wale se extra straws maangti hai. Five star hotel mein se toothpicks utha ke le aati hai

Monisha restaurant mein salt and pepper ke sachets churati hai

Bahaar paan wale se saunf maangti hai woh bhi paan khareede bhagair.

Cocktail pe sajayi hui chhatri nikaal ke usey collect karti hai.

Usse milwa dungi, woh hi bol degi aapko....

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Sentence complete mai khud kalungi. Mujhe bas hi-fi words k meaning sikhni hai🤭

Phir toh tum, Rosesh ki wife, Jasmine ke pass bilkul mat jana.. jo tumhe angrezi aati hai woh bhi bul jaogi..

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Maya Ji, ab aap hi mere help sakti hain. Rosesh se kahiye na mere Saberwal Ji ke liye bhi kuch lines likh de, taaki jab main woh bhi unhe sunaau toh woh bhi akhbar se apni nazarein uthakar meri khoobsurati bhi kuch keh de😳

Main shaayar to nahin

Magar ai hanseen

Jab se dekha main ne

tujh ko mujh ko

Shaayari aa gai

☺️

Mera beta Roshesh aisi kavita likhega aapke upar ki Saberwalji akhbar padha hi bul jayenge aur aapki tarrif padha shuru karenge...

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Maine na party organisers se pucha kahi only one post ameeron wali party ka naya style toh nahi? Kyun mai toh esse party se waapas ghr jaane ki soch rahi thi. AVM ka hi sar khaane k liye. Esse new year party hi kaisa jahaan khub saari baatein na ho? Par unhone bataya ki hum reply ya quote kar sakte hai sirf aakele Mai barabara nahi sakte. Toh ab se mai dher sari baatein karungi🤣.Lekin Pata hai shaadi se pehle Jab apni moholle wali parties attend ki thi na Mai tab na kuch log talli hoke akele Mai hi apni history geography sab bara bara rahte hai🤭

Phir toh apni khoob jamegi Ishqi beta, mujhe na baatein karne aur aas-padoos ke kabar rakhne ka bahot shauk hain😛Pata hain main toh Ghar mein Khali waqt bhi apne durbeen nikal ke dusron ke ghar mein kya chal raha yeh dekh kar kaat ti hu😆

Originally posted by: kavya1994

Aisa kya, phir toh ho sakta hain ki Monisha meri hi door ki rishtedaar ho😛

Waise Maya Ji, constable Gopi Ji bata rahe the iss party ke arrangements aapne aur khushi Ji ne ki hain. Badi Sundarr arrangements ki hain aapne👌Main na keh rahi thi ki agar panner cubes ya achaar, ya drinks ki bottle use nahi ho paaye iss party mein toh aap na bilkul fikar mat kijiyega. Main hu na Ji, usse apne bete Bittu ke liye le jaaungi😛 usse na Paneer ki sabzi aur yeh drinks bahot pasand hain😃

Acchi baat hai ki aapko party ki arrangements pasand aayi, Thank you 😳

Rahi baat khushi ki toh woh bhi Monisha ki tarah hai.. toh Khushi ke actual main kya kiya woh usko hi malum.

Pleasee ye mat bolo ki aapne dabbe laye hai leftover food leke jane ke liye 😲

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Mera beta Roshesh aisi kavita likhega aapke upar ki Saberwalji akhbar padha hi bul jayenge aur aapki tarrif padha shuru karenge...

Haye Rabba😛 woh din kab aayegaa

Mujhe toh abhi se soch ke...

☺️☺️

Maya Ji, aapka bahut-bahut shukriya 🤗

Aap ne meri zindagi ki Sabse badi pareshaani ka hal de diya mujhe🤗

Ye Gaana kisne change kiya.. 😲

Isse aachi toh meri Rosesh ki kavita hi laga dete...

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Maine na party organisers se pucha kahi ameeron wali party ka naya style toh nahi? Kyun mai toh esse party se waapas ghr jaane ki soch rahi thi. AVM ka hi sar khaane k liye. Esse new year party hi kaisa jahaan khub saari baatein na ho? Lekin Pata hai shaadi se pehle Jab apni moholle wali parties attend ki thi na Mai tab na kuch log talli hoke akele Mai hi apni history geography sab bara bara rahte hai🤭

AVM Kaun hai? unko bhi lete aati new year party main.

talli is so middle class, say 'drunk' beta

Originally posted by: Autumnn

Acchi baat hai ki aapko party ki arrangements pasand aayi, Thank you 😳

Rahi baat khushi ki toh woh bhi Monisha ki tarah hai.. toh Khushi ke actual main kya kiya woh usko hi malum.

Pleasee ye mat bolo ki aapne dabbe laye hai leftover food leke jane ke liye 😲

Aap mazaak kar rahi hain na😆Aise badi party mein itna taiyaar ho ke dabbe leke thodi aaungi...

Dabbe toh main kabhi-kabhi hi le jati hu, woh bhi Radha ke ghar jab bhi mujhe kuch chaiye hota hain, warna toh log mujhe khud hi packet ya apne ghar ke bartan mein de dete samaan aur phir main woh bartan return karne ke bahane next time kuch aur samaan wapas lekar chali jaati hu.