Deviji (with her panic attacks and overeating): Aap toh mujhse pyaar hi nahin karte! Main pata nahin aise insaan ke saath reh rahi hun jo mujhe pehchanta hi nahin!
Aap nahin jaante kya! Shah house ki ghulami jab tak main na karun, unke taane and insults jab tak main na sunu and jab tak unke insults main aapko, choti Anu ko, Dimple ko, Bhai-bhabhi ko na sunwaaun, tab tak main jii nahin paati! Aap kya mujhe maarna chahte hain!
Main MAA hun! Sab ladkiyan meri tarah banna chahti hain: a doormat, jo duniya bharnko lecture de but apni abusive family ke liye seva kare. Unhe kuch na bole. Upar se agar kisi ne mere abusive family ke baare mein bol diya—— jaise aap abhi kar rahe hain—— woh usi ko khari khoti suna daale.
Anuj, main ab aapse naraaz hun!
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