Off-topic: Does this really happen in Indian cities?

This is a joke I found on the internet about Indian cities

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on like nothing happened.
You are in Mumbai!!!

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
You're in Delhi!!!

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
That's Ahmedabad!!!

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he tries to develop an app to stop the fight but the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the app program.
You're in Bangalore!!!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense --- Peace comes in.
You're in Chennai!!!


Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh!!!

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. The two people who were fighting then resolve their fight and go home, but the crowd continues to argue about who was right and who was wrong.

You are in Kolkata!!!

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls the police. Police comes and starts lathi charging the gathered folks. Someone throws stones at the police. Police throws stones back. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, a harthal and holiday declared by the government.

You are in Trivandrum, the capital city of Kerala!!! Or could be Kashmir as well.

Not sure about Indian cities but scenario 6 and 7 happens in India Forums.

Scenario 6: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Chandigarh!

Scenario 7: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. The two people who were fighting then resolve their fight and go home, but the crowd continues to argue about who was right and who was wrong. You are in Kolkata!

Hartal is something happens in Kolkata too... during work from office times, I had a colleague in Kolkata who after every two weeks used to tell me "kal Bondh (strike) hai, office nahin aaunga"

I fought with my management for a transfer to Kolkata!

Lmao at scenario 7

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. The two people who were fighting then resolve their fight and go home, but the crowd continues to argue about who was right and who was wrong.

You are in Kolkata!!!

This is IF.

now we have laal pudina

I live in none of these cities so can’t say.

Originally posted by: mintyred

Two girls come along, one claims to be in an imaginary relationship with Patrick Roshan, the other claims to be in an imaginary relationship with Suzanne Khan. You are on IF.

I’ll never unsee Patrick Roshan.

Ever. 🤣

btw no mention of my city. I’m feeling left out🥺

mintyred with Alka's display pic -- good one. 😆

Is it the same member who was minty's deewana? Please accept my most sincere compliments cuz you miss/sir have a great sense of humor!