Epi - 11
Appu ki wajah se disturb hokar shashank gana beech me hi chhod deta hai gusse me.
Dr. Koushik : shashank, tum me ye bhi talent hai pata nahi tha hame. Bahut achha gate ho tum
Sarika bua : ha aur tumhe old marathi songs aate hai ye to best hai.
S : thank you very much 😊
Dr. Koushik Sarika bua ka intro Nikhil - Sumi se karwate hai. Sarika bua Sumi ko gold necklace as a gift deti hai
Sumi : iski kya jarurat thi bua
A : Are rehne do ! Tum special ho na is liye tumhare liye special gift 😡( gusse me taunt marti hai)
Dr. Koushik : Appu 🤫
Sarika : aaj Sumi ki shadi hai na is liye uske liye ye special gift
A : what nonsense 😡 matlab agar muze baba se gift chahiye hoga to uske liye muze shadi karni padegi??
Kukki : pehle tum shadi ke liye yes to bolo.. Fir tum sab denge tumhe gift
Sumi : Apurva tum bahut cute ho. Jab bhi tumhari shadi hogi na tab tum muze jarur bulana apni shadi me. Tab mai bhi dungi tumhe special gift. Batao kya chahiye tumhe?
A : mere pas sab kuch hai! Aur mai aisi heavy jewellery nahi pehnti I don't like it.
Mansi : fir kya de hum tumhe as a special gift☺
A : ..?.... Mere liye padhai kare aisa koi machine de sakte hai kya aap muze 😅
Amey to shashank : padhai karne wala machine to nahi hai but tum ho na😆
Kukki : aisa machine to nahi hai hamare pas, but machine ki speed se padhai karne wala insan hai
A : you mean human robo right?
Kukki : right human robot! Khadus robot.. Ye chalega tumhe?
S : kukki 😡
Kukki : mera matlab hai.. Ye shashank scientist hai na. Ye tumhare liye padhai karne wala robo bana dega 🤣 bad me group photo me shappu ek dusre ko aise looks dete hai jaise wahi gala daba denge ek dusre ka😂
Appu ke pas baithi bahut sari aunties faltu me nonstop bakbak kiye ja rahi hai
A : (irritate hokar) Kon hai ye aaurat 😡 chup kyu nahi baithti 1 second bhi. Ise to mai abhi lesson teach karti hu achhe se ( Appu apna chewing gum us auntie ki saree me chipkane wali hoti hai but Sarika bua use rok deti hai)
Sarika bua : Appu are you mad, what are you doing? 😡
A : woh aurat non stop bakbak kar rahi hai kab se. Muze irritate kar diya hai is liye mai uski saree me chewing gum chipka rahi thi.. Actually muze uske muh par hi chipkana chahiye ye chewing gum 😡
Woh aunties Kanetkar family ko criticize kar rahi thi ki inke pas reeti riwaj nahi hai. Shadi me hame man sanman (respect) bhi nahi di
A : ek number ki dramebaz aurat hai ye, mere dimag me ghus gayi hai sachhi 😡 aur bahar khane me itni sari dishes rakhi hai na fir bhi ise man sanman nam ki dish chahiye 🤣kya hota hai ye man sanman dish?
Sarika : 😂 bad me batati hu abhi chalo yaha se.
Dr. Koushik shashank se sorry bolte hai Appu ke behavior ke liye ki usne dande se welcome kiya tha is liye
S : it's OK, but ghar par aane wala guest chahe hum ho ya fir aapki kamwali bai. Kisi ko bhi danda dikhakar welcome karna wrong hi hai na
Suddenly Appu aa jati hai
A : kuch bhi wrong nahi hai isme! Ek insan ko 1 bar.. 10 bar.. 100bar samjhane ke bad bhi agar wo na samjhe to use dande se hi samjhana padta hai kyunki lato ke Bhoot bato se nahi mante
Dr. Koushik : you are right shashank, Appu ka behavior wrong hi tha us din
A : baba tum muze galat bol rahe ho 😡 Ye Apurva Vartak Kabhi bhi wrong nahi hoti!!
S : jise apni galti ka ehsas hi nahi hai, wo sorry kya bolegi
A : excuse me, mai kyu sorry bolungi tumhe? Ise bata do sab mai bilkul bhi sorry nahi bolne wali hu ise
S : maine tumse sorry expected kiya hi nahi hai
A : GOOD!
Sarika : chhodo ab ye sab jane bhi do
Dr. Koushik : ab hum ek dusre ko achhe se jante hai to aap sab ek bar firse hamare ghar jarur aana
S : is bar aane se pehle appointment leni padegi na sir? Aisa suna hai maine
A : bilkul sahi suna hai! Appointment lekar hi aana
Dr. Koushik : maine khud tumhe invite kiya hai to appointment ki kya jarurat hai
A : aise kaise? Appointment ke bina kisi stranger ko ghar me entry dena safe hai kya?
Kukki and Amey : bilkul bhi nahi. Aaj kal duniya kitni kharab ho gayi hai. Alert rehna hi chahiye sab ko
S : matlab ghar par aane wale har ek insan ko dande se pitna chahiye right?
A : par tum stranger ho, to mai kyu entry du tumhe apne ghar me 😡
Mansi bhabhi : par ab hum strangers nahi hai. Tum hum sabko janti ho na ab achhe se . Aur hamari prachi to tumhare hi clg me padhti hai
A : Mai clg me kaha jati hu jyada ! Par aaj jan pehchan ho gayi hai
Amey : to next time hum tumhare ghar aaye to hame danda mat dikhana 😅
A : Bas hua na ab, sab kitne taunts maroge muze us dande ke topic par 😡aur aap log lete ho kya strangers ko ghar me?
S : bilkul! Hamare ghar ki reet hi hai wo. News paper wala, postman, Currier wala koi bhi hamare ghar se pani piye bina nahi jata. Aur Mai to sabko tea diye bina nahi chhodti ye sanskar hai hamare
A : kitna weird hai ye sab kuch 🙄
S : aap ko ye sab weird hi lagega, Kyunki aap guests ka welcome dande se karti hai na. Par hum aise nahi hai. Hamara insult karne walo se bhi hum respect se hi bat karte hai. Yaha aakar ye bat aap samjh hi gayi hongi
A : gusse me aag babula hokar chali jati hai
Dr. Koushik shashank ko Appu ki side samjhane ki koshish karte hai ki meri beti dil se buri nahi hai bas bachpan ke kuch incidents ki wajah se thhodi heartless ho gayi hai
S : use apni mistake realize ho sirf isi liye maine use sunaya hai, baki muze uspar kisi tarah ka gussa nahi hai
Then Prachi, Mansi bhabhi Appu ko traditional khana try karne ke liye bol rahi hai
A : no means no. Final no! Waise bhi mai aisa khana nahi khati
S : Prachu, jise nahi khana hai use force mat karo. Jyada force karne se hamari value kam ho jati hai
A : tumse kisne kaha ki muze value do😡kuch logo ko gandi aadat hoti hai har jagah apni nak ghusane ki
Mansi bhabhi : Dever ji aap bhi na, aisa nahi bolte guests se
Shappu ek dusre ko gusse me ghurte hai epi ends 🤣