The Ten "How to Not Lose a (Fake) Wife" Commandments - Page 5

8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.

This one has to be my favorite..

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Originally posted by: Deltablues

1. Thou shall not hoodwink thy employee's kid brother and demand marriage as a ransom. Thou shall not blow up cars to break her mental resistance.
   
2. Thou shall not employ thy wife as the domestic help without paying her. Thou shall not give her a shanty corner of the house to inhabitat. Thou shall always give thy (fake) wife a bed and sleep on the couch thyself.
   
3. Thou shall not, for the love of God, marry thy girlfriend-of-seven-years-cum-half-saali in front of thy wife as a proxy of therapy
   
4. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope.
5. Thou shall not allow the ex-wife-cum-half saali to intrude into your space.
6. Thou shall not perjure by erasing evidence from a subjudice case. Thou shall not expect thy teenaged wife to raise thy child begotten of her half-sister. Thou shall not accuse thy wife of murder.
   
7. Thou shall not accuse your estranged wife of sleeping with her employer while getting married to her half-sister for the second time.
8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-thy - ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.
   
9. Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.
   
10. Thou shall not exploit your (fake) wife's trigger to obstruct her self-destruction. Thou shall not turn thyself into a dummy opponent for thy (fake) wife to shadowbox. Thou shall not c-ckblock thyself by obfuscating and confounding her importance to thee to thy (fake) wife for each time she seeks an assurance from thee.
    

Originally posted by: Sheldon-Cooperr

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Aisa kya kar diya maine?

Originally posted by: Deltablues

1. Thou shall not hoodwink thy employee's kid brother and demand marriage as a ransom. Thou shall not blow up cars to break her mental resistance.
   
2. Thou shall not employ thy wife as the domestic help without paying her. Thou shall not give her a shanty corner of the house to inhabitat. Thou shall always give thy (fake) wife a bed and sleep on the couch thyself.
   
3. Thou shall not, for the love of God, marry thy girlfriend-of-seven-years-cum-half-saali in front of thy wife as a proxy of therapy
   
4. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope.
5. Thou shall not allow the ex-wife-cum-half saali to intrude into your space.
6. Thou shall not perjure by erasing evidence from a subjudice case. Thou shall not expect thy teenaged wife to raise thy child begotten of her half-sister. Thou shall not accuse thy wife of murder.
   
7. Thou shall not accuse your estranged wife of sleeping with her employer while getting married to her half-sister for the second time.
8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-thy - ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.
   
9. Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.
   
10. Thou shall not exploit your (fake) wife's trigger to obstruct her self-destruction. Thou shall not turn thyself into a dummy opponent for thy (fake) wife to shadowbox. Thou shall not c-ckblock thyself by obfuscating and confounding her importance to thee to thy (fake) wife for each time she seeks an assurance from thee.
    

Originally posted by: Deltablues

Aisa kya kar diya maine?

You told me how many things I ignored in my love for ASR.

Something is seriously wrong with this serial and I love this. So for sure something is very very wrong with me.

Hum nadaan baccho ko point 1 samjhaiye madam blue 😎

Originally posted by: Deltablues

I only like either gareeb patrakaar aesthetics or chhote-chhote bhaiyon ke bade bhaiya's ameer businessman aesthetics. No fake Mr. India runners' up here, peelijj.

Haven't seen even one of the competition pics. He was fibbing for sure 😆😆

If given just those two choices, will go for the ameer aesthetics. It was more entertaining 😆. Plus biased cuz the actor seems more grounded 😆

Originally posted by: Exuberant_Soul

Hum nadaan baccho ko point 1 samjhaiye madam blue 😎

Exu, hint - show with upholstery wardrobe 😆😆

Originally posted by: Deltablues

1. Thou shall not hoodwink thy employee's kid brother and demand marriage as a ransom. Thou shall not blow up cars to break her mental resistance.
   
2. Thou shall not employ thy wife as the domestic help without paying her. Thou shall not give her a shanty corner of the house to inhabitat. Thou shall always give thy (fake) wife a bed and sleep on the couch thyself.
   
3. Thou shall not, for the love of God, marry thy girlfriend-of-seven-years-cum-half-saali in front of thy wife as a proxy of therapy
   
4. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope.
5. Thou shall not allow the ex-wife-cum-half saali to intrude into your space.
6. Thou shall not perjure by erasing evidence from a subjudice case. Thou shall not expect thy teenaged wife to raise thy child begotten of her half-sister. Thou shall not accuse thy wife of murder.
   
7. Thou shall not accuse your estranged wife of sleeping with her employer while getting married to her half-sister for the second time. ( And while accusing, thou shall study 10th biology good enough to know sleeping requires clothes removal not addition 😌)
8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-thy - ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.
   
9. Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.
   
10. Thou shall not exploit your (fake) wife's trigger to obstruct her self-destruction. Thou shall not turn thyself into a dummy opponent for thy (fake) wife to shadowbox. Thou shall not c-ckblock thyself by obfuscating and confounding her importance to thee to thy (fake) wife for each time she seeks an assurance from thee.
    

Wah wah , aapki commandments ne toh stalker ko bhi commenter bana diya 🥳🤣

Am I allowed to add a point 🤪?

Thou shall not speak about thee self non stop. Thou shall give the hum a break 😃. Thou shall also not repeat thee name 10 times an episode, even it's in the best interests of (viewers) others.

Thanks! These commandments have been eye openers 😛