Member Topic : Embarrassing things you did or happened to you - Page 10

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

Your mother when you walk up to her to declare you have breaking news about yourself (after already hearing about your self-diagnosed cancer, miracle-cured eyesight, accusation of being poisoned):

Hahaha! 😆 This is the kind of behaviour she keeps seeing on repeat from her eldest child (i.e. me)

Lelo aur phirki meri 🥺🤣

But good to see foot in mouth syndrome exists in other too..maybe not as bad as me lol

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

I wasn’t a nightmare but it wasn’t a paradise either 🤣

A few years ago I got my tonsils taken out and I was all groggy. My family visited me and I said “if anyone ever gets sick don’t use this doctor” 🤣

But don’t feel bad for me feel bad for my family. They had to leave the room with that doctor 😆

I'm sure the doc knew better than to take your words to heart when you weren't even fully there yet. I have a relative who got theirs taken out cuz the docs recommended it. He could only eat ice cream for the next week or so, and was only happy to cooperate with that.😆

Originally posted by: Zeal17

I cant stop laughing at Haal-e-Dill embarrassing moment because I did the same thing but on my phone. On the other end of line someone was asking something else and I responded something else. They again asked and I still gave wrong answer. Third thing that person said abe Behra hai kya 😆

I still have phobia of attending calls and prefer text.

I have a habit of chatting with “wrong numbers”… it’s fun!!! I can’t hold a phone conversation beyond 2 minutes with known folks… So, I LOVE my mum… she speaks exactly for 30 seconds “kaisa hai, khaana time pe khaata hai, daru waru mat pina”…

Originally posted by: TheMinion

I have a habit of chatting with “wrong numbers”… it’s fun!!! I can’t hold a phone conversation beyond 2 minutes with known folks… So, I LOVE my mum… she speaks exactly for 30 seconds “kaisa hai, khaana time pe khaata hai, daru waru mat pina”…

I have habit of avoiding calls from friends and relatives and you even talk to wrong numbers for fun. 😆

I have another one that would easily fall under one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

About XXX years back, I was juggling school and work. One particularly trying day, I got off at a train stop, and started power walking at the speed of 10mph to make it to work on time.

It was the morning rush hour. I was frantically trying to speed through every crosswalk before the timer of that walking signal flashed 0. I would run if there was only 2 seconds left but I refused to wait.

So, about half way through, this guy walking my way with an equal force and speed from across the street, probably rushing to HIS work, collided right into me. We both toppled and fell ......and I found myself on top of him the next second. 😵

The most MORTIFYING bit, i.e. me physically on top of him, lasted approximately 0.5 microseconds before I quickly jumped up and back on my feet like a ninja to dust myself off and because I would have DIED, had it lasted any longer than 0.5 ms!

He kept asking me if I was okay but I was so, SO humiliated that I couldn't even make eye contact with him, let alone answer him coherently. I said I'm fine and hope he was too and couldn't hop out of the scene fast enough!

Since I was incorrigible and aadat se majboor, I still managed to size him up quickly.

Good-looking? Check, Hair? Check, Crisp and suited? Check.

Did I look like I just crawled out of a cave while juggling school and work? Check

Did I hurt him? I don't know and didn't care cuz he was well padded with the suit! 🤷‍♀️ Whereas I took home bruises and scrapes...... and an ego that died a thousand deaths. 💔

I turn into Madhusudan phoopha when I’m talking on the phone. Texting is the best.

Originally posted by: Zeal17

I have habit of avoiding calls from friends and relatives and you even talk to wrong numbers for fun. 😆

Talking to strangers is fun… relatives and friends ke calls I also avoid 😂

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

I have another one that would easily fall under one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

About XXX years back, I was juggling school and work. One particularly trying day, I got off at a train stop, and started power walking at the speed of 10mph to make it to work on time.

It was the morning rush hour. I was frantically trying to speed through every crosswalk before the timer of that walking signal flashed 0. I would run if there was only 2 seconds left but I refused to wait.

So, about half way through, this guy walking my way with an equal force and speed from across the street, probably rushing to HIS work, collided right into me. We both toppled and fell ......and I found myself on top of him the next second. 😵

The most MORTIFYING bit, i.e. me physically on top of him, lasted approximately 0.5 microseconds before I quickly jumped up and back on my feet like a ninja to dust myself off and because I would have DIED, had it lasted any longer than 0.5 ms!

He kept asking me if I was okay but I was so, SO humiliated that I couldn't even make eye contact with him, let alone answer him coherently. I said I'm fine and hope he was too and couldn't hop out of the scene fast enough!

Since I was incorrigible and aadat se majboor, I still managed to size him up quickly.

Good-looking? Check, Hair? Check, Crisp and suited? Check.

Did I look like I just crawled out of a cave while juggling school and work? Check

Did I hurt him? I don't know and didn't care cuz he was well padded with the suit! 🤷‍♀️ Whereas I took home bruises and scrapes...... and an ego that died a thousand deaths. 💔

That’s how filmy love stories start.

Originally posted by: Mishh007

That’s how filmy love stories start.

yes ... except he didn't ask me for my number. and when I checked all my pockets, he hadn't slipped his either! so there goes my "love story" 😆😆