Member Topic : Embarrassing things you did or happened to you

In July 2016 at my brothers mehndi I had a dance performance scheduled precisely at 9 pm. Low and behold its 8:45 and im thrashed 😆 So I had to get thru it. I did but not before falling down several dozen times. An I said well I cant wear sherwanis or this happens. This wedding attire is the reason for all of this. Never mind the fact that I such threw up behind a plant 😆

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Whos next ?

Nothing embarrassing has ever happened to me or any IF member I know. Anything you may have seen or read was photoshopped.

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

Nothing embarrassing has ever happened to me or any IF member I know. Anything you may have seen or read was photoshopped.

I want to wake up from my dreams and pretend nothing embarassing happened 👀

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

In July 2016 at my brothers mehndi I had a dance performance scheduled precisely at 9 pm. Low and behold its 8:45 and im thrashed 😆 So I had to get thru it. I did but not before falling down several dozen times. An I said well I cant wear sherwanis or this happens. This wedding attire is the reason for all of this. Never mind the fact that I such threw up behind a plant 😆

🤣

Whos next ?

That's mild Maroon for your standards. 😆 I'm sure there is more..

Originally posted by: Zeal17

That's mild Maroon for your standards. 😆 I'm sure there is more..

You can start with Maroon's IF chronicles 😆

Originally posted by: Zeal17

That's mild Maroon for your standards. 😆 I'm sure there is more..

Ok one time I peed in a elevator 🤣 Then I quietly exited as a elderly couple came in 😆

An once I was watching a movie in the cinema. I had to pee again but I couldnt make it to bathroom so I just did it in some empty cinema where no one was watching the movie

Also im chewing gum in the mosque one day. An someone says dont put it on the ground or else someone might sit in it and get stuck. An what do you think I did 🤣

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

Ok one time I peed in a elevator 🤣 Then I quietly exited as a elderly couple came in 😆

An once I was watching a movie in the cinema. I had to pee again but I couldnt make it to bathroom so I just did it in some empty cinema where no one was watching the movie

Also im chewing gum in the mosque one day. An someone says dont put it on the ground or else someone might sit in it and get stuck. An what do you think I did 🤣

OmFg! What THE! NSFW content 😆

Originally posted by: crispsy

You can start with Maroon's IF chronicles 😆

\Where is your chronicle? 😭

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

Ok one time I peed in a elevator 🤣 Then I quietly exited as a elderly couple came in 😆

An once I was watching a movie in the cinema. I had to pee again but I couldnt make it to bathroom so I just did it in some empty cinema where no one was watching the movie

Also im chewing gum in the mosque one day. An someone says dont put it on the ground or else someone might sit in it and get stuck. An what do you think I did 🤣

Now this is brand maroon..😎 told you your opening post was mild!!

Recently went for an interview and the interviewer asked me "what is a complex sentence?" I was so confused so I said, it's when there are two sentences and inbetween them there is a coma. There were 5 interviewers and I felt all of them wanted to throw me out of the room after hearing my answer.