Yet More Musings of the Victimised Vanraj Shah l Part 3 l Pg 10 - Page 5

Thanks, this was such a comic relief after the episode.🤣 Funnily enough this is how narcissists think and react to situations. There is even a narcissist prayer as below.

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

In today's term Vanraj would be termed a Ken "male Karen" that are entitled to the core. 🤪

damn, Vanraj is so bechara. I'm so so sorry I've always lived in ignorance of the might and strength of this man and everyhting he's been through 😢

But it's honestly a testament to you and your writing that you've stepped into his deep, dark brain and still written this so beautifully. Can't imagine doing the same without shuddering every ten seconds.

Originally posted by: shriz

Hey Ruchi this time I surrender🤣

I mean i tried enough to write some witty comments but yours is already a piece of perfection ❤️ (and someone great said that you can't perfect perfection😆)

Let me be honest,i quoted a few of your lines to reply but was not able to match that level of sarcasm and humour so i backspace maroed everything:)

Haan ek cheez hai where you need to improve and let me quote that🤡

Greetings to all my fangirls and fanboys.

What's fangirls and fanboys😡😡

It's called fanorats and fanmards👍🏼👍🏼

Also,how dare vannu uncle call himself a mard again and again🤡😡

I mean it's the character and not the mere presence of a di** which tells the world if someone is a real man ( di** to waise bhi just looks like an exclamation mark (‼️)anyway😪)

P.s- if men are rang sharbaton ka then vannu uncle is gande naale ka paani🤢

He is a perfect example of how a clown will function if they get to somehow wear the crown and become the king for a day🤡

Everything aside bro you are just mind blowing...i mean one person like you is not enough for me, mujhe aur 100-200 aise Xerox copy laa kar do abhi k abhi👉👈

P.s-your bartan ki aatmakatha is still my favourite one bro🤣🤣nothing can beat that ever🤣

Thank you so much 🤗

I stand corrected! FanMard and FanOrat hi hona chahiye 😆

Shrizji aapka humour is sabse hatke. And I'm not being disingenuous when I say this ❤️

Aapne rang sharbaton ka (Atif's voice ) Vanraj par dal kar kyu mitti mein mila diya 😭

Lekin jab dal hi diya hai toh, 'gande naale ka paani', ki thoughts ko aur hawa dete hain...

Maine toh dheere se, Machiavelli wale dhaago se

Fassaya hai Mukku ko jaal mein mere

Main toh jahan chahoon

Full aasman chahoon

Aa jaaye hisse mein sab mere

Mukku bewakoof putli si

Main manjha hua khiladi

Mujhe khud mein jod de toh

Mere yaar life ban jaani

😆

As for your PS - Thank you ❤️ The bartans are still confused as to where they actually live. The chai ka topiya has even made trips to the ophice. Very disorientating 😆

Originally posted by: shriz

@bold- Ruchi you must write haan...maybe then i will stop trolling anu didi for next few days🤣

I like how the 'maybe' has been inserted 😆 She'll say 'orat' and all your good intentions will dissipate 😆

Originally posted by: chat_3

Thanks, this was such a comic relief after the episode.🤣 Funnily enough this is how narcissists think and react to situations. There is even a narcissist prayer as below.

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

In today's term Vanraj would be termed a Ken "male Karen" that are entitled to the core. 🤪

Thank you ❤️

You are absolutely right! He is so 'Ken'!

This prayer could have practically written for him... or his character could have been written by one who chants this daily 😆

Originally posted by: cherry1111

damn, Vanraj is so bechara. I'm so so sorry I've always lived in ignorance of the might and strength of this man and everyhting he's been through 😢

But it's honestly a testament to you and your writing that you've stepped into his deep, dark brain and still written this so beautifully. Can't imagine doing the same without shuddering every ten seconds.

Thank you, Sej ❤️

And thank you for diving into those dark places I led you to 😆

Some more musing coming up 😈

I don’t even know where to begin, my dearest fan(mards) and fan(orats). I come to you bloodied and battered to lick my wounds and share my pain. No one here is judgemental and I love all of you for that. You don’t look at me through the prism of societal mores. This, here, is my safe place. And I thank you for making it so warm and welcoming.

After what Mukku told me last night, I knew Anupamaji would be coming over to chat with me. She’s bohot, bohot, bohot predictable. Besides, I know her better than anyone. 26 years jo jhelna pada tha usse. My formal papal decree for canonisation had better not get misplaced by the Ahmedabad postal service!

You may have wondered why I had parked myself outside the house. No, I wasn’t posing per se. I can’t help it if my adaayen are so, now can I 😳 You see, I keep hearing complaints about there being endless tamasha in Shah House, so I thought I’d preempt that this time. Baat-cheet bahar kar lete hain. And then, voila, all that hot air bahar hi dissipate ho jaaye. I’m very considerate that way 😇

Btw, white, with all its associations of purity and piousness is so my colour don’t you agree? Modesty forbids me from adding that I looked rather fetching in that particular shade of yellow but, oops, never mind, we’re all friends here 😎

Were you amused by my fine line of sarcasm about blank cheques and bollywood 😉 Clever me, ya? But, Anupamaji managed to flip that into a bhashan topic as well 🙄God give me strength!

Tell me, did she mention age and grown up kids and future grand kids blah blah blah? Cause I had switched off by then… thought so… like I said, so predictable. One set of rules for her and another for the rest of us. Yet another example of vo kare to raas leela aur main karu toh character dheela. And this time it was not a metaphorical allusion! I despair.

Now guys, I get why Mukku is enamoured of me, I truly do. And it’s not vanity that makes me say this. I’m hero material from the top of my Brylcreened hair to the sole of my chappals. It’s a truism na. But, I don’t see why I have to suffer for my beauty! Her feelings, her problem.

All I can see is my lakshya. As you guys know, my ability to focus can give Arjun a run for his money.

But, would the universe let me get on with it? Like hell it would!

Patharo ki. is nagari mein

Pathar chehre. pathar dil.

Phirta hai mara mara kyun rahon mein tu awara

Yahan na hoga.

Kuch hasil.

When will the world realise I’m now above all these mortal and debilitating emotions like love. I have a higher calling in life. The time has come for me to realise my full potential. Those square dark framed glasses are ready and waiting for me. In case you’re wondering about them, they are my homage to Mario Puzo, whose writings have inspired me since childhood. Horse’s heads may be a little messy, but Kavya had better check under the covers before getting into bed 😏

I have no doubt you saw what happened today. That pesky ‘child woman’ pulled the rug from under my feet without so much as a by your leave. We had a partnership, damnit! And this when she faraqs me. Double damnit!! There are laws for this sort of thing. Triple damnit!!! That horse’s head is so finding its way to Anupamaji’s bed! 😡Uh, once I figure out where that is 🤔

Chhan se toote koi sapna

Jag soona soona lage

Ye kyu hota hai

Roye sisak sisak ke hawayein

But did you see how I rose above my own pain and shattered dreams to help my friend, Mukku. I may not love her, but I will not abandon her. I am The Vanraj Shah. It’s just not in my nature to let things be. I will continue being a true mentor and friend by guiding her towards the truth. Asking her the pertinent questions needed to make her look within herself and see the light.

Come hell or high water.

Finding lakshyas is all the rage guys, and I will help her find hers 😇

Yours always,

V

Ruchi you did it again 👏👏

Sarcasm at its best. Kudos

very amazing write up and indeed Vannu is one hell of a victim that he poses himself. But as writers had to said to him (obvious due to SM backlash): Aap bechare nahi hain. Vannu is an abuser. What this self proclaimed bechara and hero can do.🤮🤮

Wow Ruchi....👌

I can't stand Vanraj in serial but here ❤️ ....you killed it 👏