Hello friends coffee pee lo ( I'm too posh for chai you know)
Look being me isn't very easy as you might know Mein apni poor little sister ki tarha low maintenance nahi hoon. Waisa banna toh mujhe bohot rich hain main a toh Ambanis ko bhi eve tease Karne ki Koshish ki hain, but unka security guard mujhe unke garden mein bhi nahi ghum ney detaðŸ˜. So I lowered my standards just like my principles and chose to attack Alhawats, specifically Meet Alhawat. Waisa mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta Raj Alhawat bhi mil jaya toh problem nahi hain I can manage you see😎
Step 1- Always dream of doing something big but never do
Look dreams dekhna important hain. Main a bhi dreams dekhke apni choti behen ko gaddhe mein gira diya but phir khud desert mein kho gayiðŸ˜. Dekho Mera jaisa banne ke liya aisa karna zaroori hain. Dream Dekho but usay fulfill Karne k liya logical Rasta jaisa job karna, paisa kamana yeh Karne ki sapne mein bhi maat sochna. Baas utpatang harkatain Karti raho aur galiyan leti raho.
Step 2- Glycerin rakhna. Bohot rouna padta hain yaar. This will help . Upar se cute puppy face toh hain hi Mera
Step 3- Always be prepared. I always carry chloroform, torch, phenyl and sleeping pills with me. Why you ask? Kisiko bhi kabhi bhi tackle karna pad sakta hain so it's better to be prepared. Waisa 'How to be a vamp in 7 days' crash course karna is recommended but not obligatory.😈
Step 4- Learn to seduce. See main ek professional gold digger Hoon. So mujhe apne adayo k saath prepared rehna parta hain logo ko ghayal Karne k liya. Waisa Bengali baba k taweez bhi leka ghumti Hoon Taki mehboob aur mehboob ki mom ko apne kadmo mein rakh saku.
Step 5- If someone dies because you killed them, remember it's not you it's their destiny.
So what Tumne zeher diya ho? Agar nahi Marna hota toh nahi Marti. Guilt ki koyi jagah nahi hain iss profession mein. Always remember that. You are the best 🤗
Step 6- Last but not the least. Mera jaisa galti maat karna. Always meet your rich father-in-law before you say yes to the potential sugar dad...ufff I mean prospective groom. It's very important warna Kunal k case main mujhse Jo galti ho gayi waisi galti ho jayagi. Usne toh baby baby karke beba bana diya mujhe😲
But koi baat nahi. Just like guilt, regret ka bhi koi jagah nahi hain meri Zindagi mein. And if you want to be like, you have to remember that too😃.
Good? Good!
Now I have to go and eavesdrop my jija and behen's convo. I'm just very busy that way..and yes don't forget eavesdropping is the key to the success of every ITV vamp.(look I didn't include this in the steps above, because yeh toh common sense hain😕) Kuch nahi kar patay hum but galiyan zaroor milta hain aisa Karne se😉
Keep up the evil work y'allll
Signing out,
Manushi 😘
P.S-Don't know what I wrote but humaray forum ko positivity ki shadeed zaroorat hain so just a small try🤗
I am pretty active for the most part, but couldn't be active in the forum for the past 2 days reasons being some personal problems and also the immense negative energy that I could sense in the forum and also in the recent promo (kyun apne serial ka reputation kharab kar rahe ho Meet walo? Thodi sharam karlo😵) Waisa be positive guys itna Kuch bura hua nahi jitna hum fans bol rahe hain. And if you are not getting good vibes from the show then take a break and come back with a fresh mind only when you are ready.
Hope you enjoy the post or you may completely ignore it as God knows what I wrote 🤣
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