As i was having breakfast this morning, a sudden thought came to mind which i would like to share in the forum.
This won't happen onscreen as the writers have lack of sense of humor and traumatize viewers more with their eerie plots for trp. They don't understand that even light entertainment can attract viewers from the monotonous tracks. This can be aired just for few episodes. There are many fatang shippers out there. Apart from their drunk scenes even sober ones can be brought up. U can leave ur comments after reading.
Kajra mohabat wala
11pm mann villa(bedroom) a few days after tejo's recovery
Angad was shattered as the custody legal procedure was approaching and riya's grandma had a trump card this time in her hands, and that was her short term kidnapping. God, how to get away from this stress. Please babaji send me an angel to cure my sorrow. He prayed to the Almighty.
Seconds later his phone rang and he was shocked to see the caller's id
Fateh singh Virks.
The shocking part . It was a local call. Wasn't he in Canada?? Angad was puzzled but he answered instantly. Fateh was upset on the phone and spilled his past events . Angad was glad he made the right decision and consoled him . They planned to meet up the very next day in the evening. . Their meeting was kept as a secret from Tejo upon fateh's request.
Flashback three days ago
Fateh was relieved that tejo was healing despite the fact he hid the rescue mission details ftom everyone around him but was depressed with mrs tanya's non stop harassments that he wanted to get away from that house soonest possible. He could smell trouble coming in his way. He needed to escape and for that he required cash for food and lodging. An ad in the morning newspaper captured his eye
Couple Dance competition - male and female welcomed. Prize - 5 lakh rupees.
Sponsored by an NGO organization.
Fateh was interested but he needed a partner. The only one person he trusted was angad mann. Angad was a good dancer as well.
The next evening 10pm at a bar.
Both men had only a glass of beer each to stay sober despite wanting to be drunk to forget their sorrow. Angad agreed to help fateh as it would take away his mind from Riya' s custody case for a while. Fateh then consoled him . U help me first then i will help u Buddy. They did a high five and left
The song selected by the event mgnt for them was
Kajra mohabat wala - theaterical dance performance.
Both were surprised and requested the person in charge to consider a different number but the organiser was adamant. Rules are rules. We select the song.
Fateh and angad wanted to perform on bhangra song sang by diler mehndi - kudiyan sheher diyaan but they were given traditional instead.
They had an argument on who will play the male and female role and finally the make up artist who was angad's friend suggested that fateh was more muscular so he will be male. Angad was fairer and slimmer so he plays the female despite being a little taller
The excuses given for the practice sessions
Fateh to mr sharma - need to join gym for body building sir . Time off required after 6 pm
Mr sharma very excited- ok boy . All the best .
Angad to tejo and riya - a new business project coming up . So evenings will be busy . Don't wait for dinner. I will be late
Tejo and riya least bothered as now they enjoy each other 's company more replied casually
Ok . U can even stay outside we dont mind . And walked away quietly.
So practice sessions launched. They copied the full song sequence from the original retro movie. Stepping on one another's foot and screaming. Taunting and quarrelling but managed to pull through after four days of hard practice with back and legs aching badly.
On the day of competition 11am
Angad was shocked when tejo rang him and instructed to pick her and riya in the evening for the dance show . Coincidentally, Riya's principal's brother was the organiser and all her schoolmates were invited as well. Angad made an excuse that he would get his driver to send them to the venue as he was busy with meetings. Tejo nodded in agreement but upset that he should spend some time with Riya. Little did she know that he was one of the performers.
Then he rang fateh who was taken aback to hear tejo's presence. What to do now?? Angad assured him the make up artist will do a good job. No one will recognize them. Don't worry
The artist did a wonderful work indeed. Fateh was in white gold kurta lungi with turban and angad in pink Anarkali style dressing with wig and make up. He shaved his beard and moustache . So tejo wont recognize. Fateh did the same as well. He applied artificial beard .
They were unrecognizable and were the last contestants.
Two hours later at the event
Tejo and riya enjoyed all performances and when kajra mohabat wala was announced, everyone cheered being impatient to watch it as it had been a retro hit since decades.
When both appeared on the stage after the curtains were rolled up , tejo felt that she had seen the performers elsewhere before. They looked familiar. The duo felt uncomfortable as tejo was watching them closely from the front seat
Fateh whispering nervously to angad while waving at the viewers ,
"Arey gur gur ke dekh rehi hain"
Angad replied nervously as well.
"Chup ho ja. Pretend kar . Usko nehin peta chelega"
Fateh nervously
"Aur agar peta chel geya"
Angad nervously
"Toh pitaai pakka"
Both tried to calm themselves taking deep breath afraid of tejo's wrath. They were gonna get beaten like dobhi ghat wala style
Fateh to angad still frightened
"Bhigo bhigo key mare gi yaar"
Angad replied irritatingly.
"Chup ho ja. Nehin peta chelega."
"Ladies and gentlemen, pls give them a big hand
Shola and shabnam on kajra mohabat wala"
The cheerful voice of the anchor
Those were the names they registered for the competition. Suggested by the creative angad mann
They started the performance. Dancing with appropriate gestures and postures according to the lyrics
Angad - kajra mohabat wala, ankhiyon mey aisa dala , kajre ney leli meri jaan ( while eyeing tejo)
Hai vey mey tere kurbaan. ( He laid on the stage pretending to be dead)
Overacting ki dukaan - fateh was frustrated . He knew the former was tackling tejo through his dance. Fateh was jealous . Decided to do the same
Fateh - duniya hain mere piche lekin mey tere piche ( eyeing tejo) apna benaley meri jaan , hai veh meh tere kurbaan ( rolling on the floor pointing to his heart still staring at tejo)
Overacting ki dukaan- angad was irritated. Sala tejoji ko line mar raha hain.
Both danced on the number while eyeing tejo who was seated at the front seat feeling a little uncomfortable. Why those two hinting at me while dancing. Do i know them
Her thoughts were interrupted with laughters and loud applause from the audience. Angad apparently lifted fateh and swayed him around. The viewers couldn't stop giggling as the female carried the male at the end. Tejo laughed so hard till she almost cried. Both were happy to see her smile.
Angad to fateh happily while bowing to viewers
"Chalo acha hain . Ladki kush hogeyi"
Fateh replied , relieved.
"Mar khane sey bach geye"
Seconds later they were arguing behind the stage picking on one another for tackling tejo while dancing.
Fateh to angad fiercely
Overacting kar raha tha. Tejo ko line mar raha tha.
Angad angrily.
Tu bhi overacting kar raha tha . Line tu bhi mar raha tha tejoji ko
Finally they burst out laughing and said together.
"Tejo mata hain hi aisi."
And did a high five
Just then the announcement,
"The winner is shola and shabnam."
Both went up to the stage to collect the reward. A crowd of viewers gathered around congratulating them. They received many offers to perform the same act in few wedding events. They took the offers instantly. Fateh needed the money and angad wanted peace.
At the parking lot
After everyone left , they heard a sweet voice from behind as they walked towards their car. It was tejo all alone. Riya was already seated in the car waiting for her. She waved at the men saying
"Tq very much . Bahut acha lega. Can i give u a lift. Where do u stay"
Both ran away as fast as they could without turning back leaving her confused and puzzled. After she left , they sighed a relief and then walked back towards angad's car which was parked at a corner of the lot where she wasn't able to recognize it
Fateh cashed the cheque the next morning and left Sharma's mansion leaving a thank u note. He rented an apartment and had enough money for food and lodging for few months until he finds a better job. Well for time being the wedding events will do
Both men performed kajra mohabat wala in few marriage functions and fateh made a lot of money. All thanks to angad for support.
Now it was fateh's turn to help him
He gave angad a solid solution for the custody case
Send riya to her nani's place for two days at least and record all activities. How her grandma treats her. Well riya is afraid of her. There has to be a reason.
The men sneaked into the oldie's hse and fitted hidden cameras all over. Tejo was not happy sending riya over there but angad spilled his plan without mentioning fateh's name . So she gave in. From the recordings it was found that nani hit her numerous times for little things. Like not arranging her toys after playing, not finishing her meals etc. It was submitted to the court and the grandma lost the custody case.
Both men's problem solved . They carried on their part time extra curricular activities in wedding functions till one fine night tejo caught them red handed as she attended one of the events.
Apparently angad's hsekeeper rcvd the invitation but she was not well. The bride was her good friend. So tejo advised her to rest and she will go on the former's behalf. Riya stayed back to play videogames. The men disguised themselves during performance. So how did tejo find out
Right after the event was over, she wanted to use the ladies and overheard their conversation in the gents next door. Thanks to their loud voices that she could hear them talking and giggling . The main door was unlocked. They forgot to lock it from the inside. So she peeped . They were changing their attires. She was extremely shocked. She recognized the anarkali dress and the kurta lungi. It was them dancing on the stage eyeing her at that time during the competition two weeks ago.
Liars!
One lied being in canada the other with meetings.
She looked around and saw a long hard wooden stick resting at a corner outside the washroom. Barged in leaving the men taken by surprise and started bashing them. They were chased around in the gents with the main door locked . Both screaming and apologizing but she was too furious to listen . They were beaten into a pulp. Rolling on the floor and she kept hitting and screaming.
"Dokhe baaz! Nehin chodungi! "
A few guests who wanted to use the washroom were puzzled hearing noises from the inside with the door locked and then just walked away laughing. Two men and a woman screaming.
Let them enjoy their lustful sessions. One of the guest took the 'do not disturb 'sign and hanged it at the door.
Three hours later at fateh's apartment.
Both laid on the bed motionless. Bruises all over.
Angad to fateh angrily
" U lured me into this "
Fateh frustratedly,
" U should keep an eye on her na wherever she goes. After all , she lives with u " .
They apllied ointment on one another screaming uhu aah . Finally took pain killer and dozed off.
The next morning
Both sipping their mug of desi chai and thinking hard . How to apologize to Tejo. Then finally angad had an idea. Riya's birthday around the corner and we can use that opportunity.
Fateh asked
How??
Angad smirked
One more dance performance
Kajra mohabat wala.
Riya happy. Tejoji also happy to see riya Happy.
Meaning through riya we seek apology.
Fateh smiled.
Tejo loves kids. Kids happy makes her happy too.
So it was decided
One more time
Kajra mohabat wala
This time for Tejo Sandhu.
And both personally preparing ways to lure her with their overacting on stage.
After all, both loved the same woman
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
