So am actually bored of seeing a dumb Tejo and since I like only her in the show, I decided to get some revenge for her, though am sure makers won't show it like this. They have lost themselves in the sea of their own head and actually managed to convert this into the show I cannot stand even if it comes on my Instagram feed, a close second to Imlie only.
I am starting this story post the whole Gippy scene in the precap and since I don't have it in me to explain a lot of things, this will be a fast paced story.
Italics are thoughts.
Tejo: Ab hadd paar ho gayi. In dono ne ab toh apni besharmi mein ek aise insaan ko bhi badnaam kar diya jiska inki story se koi lena dena hi nai tha. Ab bas ho gayi. She takes out her phone and looks around before calling someone, "Hello Raj, Tumhe jo kaam diya tha, ho gaya? Are the papers ready? Just like I told you to frame them? Good. Mujhe aaj hi milne aao." She looks back at the house and leaves in the car with the driver.
Next Day, Jasmine comes to the academy to meet Fateh and hugs him when Tejo arrives, "Tejo, tu galat mat samaj. Main toh yaha Fateh ko sirf thank you bolne aai thi, kal mujhe uss Gippy se bachane ke liye."
Tejo: with a dead pan look on her face "Ho gaya? Tum dono ne apne dimaag ko zyaada value nai dedi? Hai piddi bhar ka but samajte ho ki tum smart ho, woh bhi mujhse smart? Seriously?"
Jasmine: "Yeh kya bol rai hai Tejo."
Tejo: "Shut Up! Jab tu bol rai thi, main chup thi na? Toh ab tum dono chup! Main yeh baat, ki tu mere patti ki mistress, rakhel, keep hai, bahut time se jaanti hoon"
Fateh: "TEJO!"
Tejo: " Yehi problem hai jab stupid log khudko smart samajte hai, main abhi kaha na chup? Kissi aur bhasha mein bolun toh samaj aaega? Oops, uske liye toh aur brains chaiye na?" She just gives them a look of disgust and continues, "Anyways, mujhe tumhare iss extra marital affair mein koi interest nai hai. Main iske baare mein uss din se jaanti thi jab Jasmine aur Gippy ki sagai ki jagah, Fateh and Jasmine ki sagai hui. Itne din se chup thi kyunki mauka de rai thi ki tum dono kitne bhi brainless ho, thodi toh tameez hogi, par kal jo ghatiya kaam tumne Gippy ke saath kiya, uske baad toh woh umeed bhi khatam ho gayi. Toh Mr. Fateh Singh Virk, aapko aapki mistress mubarak ho, inn Divorce papers pe ishi waqt sign karo, unless you want ki main yeh sab kuch pind ke saamne khol doon. Uske baad Jasmine ki izzat toh waise hi nai bachi hai, tumhari jo bachi kuchi hai, woh bhi khatam ho jaegi. Toh sochlo, I am giving you till I count till 10"
Jasmine: "Fateh, kardo inn papers ko sign. Tejo hum dono ke beech aai hai, aur aaj kitna ganda ganda bol rai hai humare sache pyaar ko. Sign kar do"
Tejo: " Haan Fateh, sign kar do! I am down to 7 by the way"
Fateh: "Aaj tumne hadd paar kar di Tejo. Koi apni behen ke liye aise words use karta hai?"
Tejo: "Behen? Seriously? Kaunsi behen apni hi behen ke pati pe dorre daalti hai and affair chalati hai? She is no sister of mine, woh sirf aur sirf mere pati ki rakhel hai mere liye. Your count is down to 3 Fateh. Aisa na ho ki rakhel bhi jae, aur izzat bhi"
Fateh: Looks at Tejo disgustingly and without looking at the papers signs.
Tejo: Happily takes the papers and says, "Thank you Fateh. Shayad apni puri life mein pehli baar koi meri expectations wala kaam kiya hai tumne. Ek hafte mein yeh sab finalise ho jaega and jo mandap Gippy and Jasmine ke liye sajna tha, usmein main khud sabko manake tum dono ki shaadi kara dungi, jisse mera peecha tum dono se hamesha hamesha ke liye chott jae!"
Jasmine: Happily hugs Fateh, "Fateh humara pyaar jeet gaya! Ab hum dono ek ho jaenge."
Fateh: Looks towards Tejo's back while hugging Jasmine, Aaj maine Jasmine ko pakar Tejo ko kho diya, par agar meri best friend hi mere sache pyaar ko nai samaj paai toh main aisi dost ko kyu hi rakhun apni zindagi mein. Sahi kaha Jasmine ne, ab hum ek ho jaenge, bas ek week ki baat hai"
Tejo informs both the families that she wants to end this relationship because she has understood true love and wants Fateh and Jasmine to be one. So one week from then, they should get married since the divorce would be done by then and removes her mangalsutra and chuda, while wiping her sindoor, and gives it all to Jasmine. Amrik taunts Tejo, which she ignores. Rupi tries to talk to Tejo but, Tejo:"Nai papa! Mujhe kuch nai sunna and na hi discuss karna hai. With this divorce, I am happy." Khushbeer comes to Tejo and just keeps his hand on her head and smile at her, "Jaisa tum chaho beta. Tum hamesha meri beti rahogi and Mahi ki badi behen". Tejo just smiles at him and goes to pack her bags.
A few days later, on the day of the wedding:
Tejo: on phone "Papers ka final approval aa gaya na? Good. So everything by plan? Yaad rahe, phere khatam 6 baje honge shaam ko, usse pehle kuch nai." Cuts the phone and calls another, "Everything is in motion. Thank you, meri help karne ke liye and mera saath dene ke liye. It couldn't have been easy for you. Haan I know, aap just hai and yeh justice hi hai. Kisi ne haq nai diya tha ki woh meri zindagi barbaad karein. Haan I promise, Aap meri life mein hamesha rahenge"
Adhiraj: "Tejo! Sab tayaari ho gayi? Teri packing done?"
Tejo: smiles at Adhiraj "Haan. Yeh bag hai bed ke neeche, shaam se pehle mat laana"
Tejo takes part in the wedding very happily, dances in the baraat with Mahi and brings down the bride herself, all the while telling everyone how she is her sister, so she had to do this for her happiness. Fateh and Jasmine are in their own happy world, though Fateh keeps giving Tejo looks, as if scared. The marriage completes with all rituals and Panditji announces that the marriage is now complete.
THUD! The door to the house opens with a bang as cops fill through the door: "Mr. Fateh Singh Virk, you are under arrest under the Hindu Marriage Act for getting married while you are married to your first wife!"
Tejo stands their smiling while Fateh tries to explain how he is divorced from his wife, they got divorced last week.
Tejo: "Haan inspector. Fateh sahi keh raha hai, humari divorce proceedings last week hi start hui hai, though aap bhi sahi keh rae hai, divorce hone mein 6 months lag jaenge. But aap hi sochiye na inspector, ek wife kitna mental torture sahegi! Pehle uska pati uske saath raat bitata hai, agle hi din se uski behen ke saath hi affair start kar deta hai, engagement kar leta hai, dono families ki izzat bachane ke liye mujhe iss shaadi mein chup chaap side mein khada hona hi pada, after all Fateh mera pati aur Jasmine meri sagi behen jo hai. Aur Fateh National Level Boxer hai, kahin gusse mein aake kuch kar deta toh?" she completes in a scared tone with some tears falling down her face, as if she is ashamed of where she is.
Jasmine and Fateh start screaming on Tejo for her "lies" and Jasmine looses her cool and slaps Tejo across her face, "Tejo! Yeh kya bakwaas kare ja rai hai!" Tejo whispers to Jasmine, "Thanks!" and turns to the inspector, "Dekha aapne inspector. Meri behen hi mujhe physically torture kar rai hai, woh bhi aapke hote hue, toh main apne pati se, jo ibadat wala pyaar karta hai, usse kaise na darun?"
Inspector arrests both Jasmine and Fateh and Tejo visits them in jail, "Kya haal hai?". Fateh looks angrily at Tejo, "Yeh kya bakwaas hai? Humne tumhe force kiya? Main tumhe maarta? What nonsense?".
Tejo: "Tsk tsk Fateh! Itna dimaag mat lagane ka try karo. I will spell it out for you. Papaji ghar pe sabko sach bata rae hai aur Adhiraj mera bag la hi raha hoga. Yeh hum aakhri baar mil rae hai toh tumhe pata hona chaiye tumhari suhagraat ke baad kya hone wala hai. Hum consummate kar chuke the, jo maine medical test se prove kara liya tha, toh ab tumme thoda sa bhi dimaag hota toh tumhe pata hota ki uske baad minimum 6 months lagte hai, but Khushbeer Papaji aur mujhe pura bharosa tha ki tum mein itna dimaag hoga nai. Jo papers tumne bina padhe apne andhe pyaar mein sign karein, woh divorce papers toh the, along with the property papers ki woh academy and tumhara saara bank account mera hai. BTW, woh academy jo maine apni mehnat se khadi ki thi, woh bik chuki hai, kaafi ache paise mile. Tumhara boxing ka Aur tu Jasmine, tera canada ka sapna toh waise hi khatam. Jail ke sentence ke baad, criminal charges ke baad, national level pe boxing karna allowed nai hai, aur na hi kisi bhi country ka immigration visa ke liye apply karna. Haan , jaise pehle tumhe sweeper ki naukri milni thi na Canada mein, waise hi koi toh mil jaani chaiye. Yeh saari story, tumhari signed permission se, maine news channels ko bhi sell kardi hai, I now have enough money to complete my PHD and live my life the way I want. Papaji bhi ghar pe sabko option de rae hai, ya toh tumse rishta rakhein, ya uss ghar mein rahe. So tumhe milega toh ab state lawyer hi aur mera lawyer hai Raj, india ka top most criminal lawyer. So all the best pati dev and pyaari behena! Ab tum dono ke paas sab kuch hai jo tumhe chaiye tha, tumhara atoot pyaar". She winks at both of them as they try to lunge for her and waves her hand while walking away with a tear rolling down her eye, only to be quickly cleared. "Bye Fateh and Jasmine! And bye Moga"
She hugs Adhiraj, turns towards Raj and gets in the car to leave Moga behind!
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