Originally posted by: milkcakejamun
But KD is the full package... he offers 'Annoying Boyfriend' 'Romantic Boyfriend' and 'Boyfriend No One Should See'
Here's the 'Boyfriend No One Should See' Package π:
1. All those gym sessions = Never ending stamina, Kanwar's options here are:
β Say "Muffin" for me to use my mouth
β Say "Baby" for me to give you a baby π... for best results, must say "Baby" 24/7
β Say "π’" for me to go nice and slow, for best results, use this with "Baby"
β Say "π¦" for me to slam you against the wall and show you what Alice in KanwarLand is like
β Say "π¦©" for me to romance you like the nice, dainty gentleman I am
2. No longer the old Kanwar that doesn't know what hickeys are... he is the new and improved Kanwar that knows all these dirty, dirty things (There was a reason Alice said he had a "Dirty Mind")
we got what we asked for βΊοΈ