Some New Cases for Interns (Joke)

hey, just to give everyone a laugh from the latest depressing epis (although, i have to admit, things have gotten sooo much better! i can see the confession coming soon! maybe even next week! lets hope so😳) anyway, i saw some doctor jokes, so decided to leave these abnormal cases for the interns and doctors at sanjeevani to handle. (Mods can close if innapropriate)

i got these jokes from around the internet, mainly from indiavilas.com-credit

Case for Dr. Armaan:

A dentist's patient was grumbling about the fee. "Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!," she exclaimed. "And it's only a minute's work."
"Well, if you wish," the dentist said, "I'll take it out slowly."

Case for Sister Lovely (not meant to offend anyone in any way):

Lady to the doctor over the phone. " Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can't get into it. "
Doctor:" Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress."
Lady: " Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car."

Case for Dr. Riddhima:

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."

Case for Dr. Shubhankar:

Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Case for Dr. Muskaan:

What is a definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills and then kills you with his bills.

Case for Dr. Atul:

Once a patient went to a doctor with a burnt ear.
Doctor: What happened!
Patient: I will not tell u, you'll laugh.
Doctar: If you will not tell me, how will I give u medicine?
Patient- ok!I was pressing clothes. Once the phone ring I picked the press up and said to the press. hello!!

Case for Dr. Rahul:

Lady over the phone:Doctor,what can I do?My little boy has swallowed my pen?
Doctor:Use a pencil till I come.

Case for Dr. Shashank:

once,before an operation of a patient the doctor was holding a garland in his hands.
Patient:Doctor why are you holding a garland in your hand? Doctor:If the operation is successful,iwill wear it to myself or a failure i wear it for you

none of these were meant to offend anyone...if needed mods can close this topic..hoep you all enjoyed it!😛😆

lmao! love them 👏

I found some more:

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!

Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?

Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!

Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.

Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

^lmao!!! loved em!!😆

lol 😆 its really funny 😆 😆 😆

That was really good 😆 😆 😆
A stress buster for the weekened.

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i luved them 👏 👏 👏


thanks i could have used some laugh 👏

hahaha these cracked me up so badlyy @!!!! 😆 haha thanks for making the atmosphere so light guys!! 😆 😃

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awsom u had me cracking up!!!!

lolz..no probs! just wanted to lighten everyone up for the weekend!! 😆 😳

hehe...dey wer kina corny...brings a smile....bt u ko d dr shubhankar case, wid d invisible man totally cracked me up!!1...dat was realllllllllyyyyyyy funnnnyyy...