Originally posted by: ssttuuttii
Wow! Do you have a pet goat? How did a goat even end up in your home... and in your bedroom no less 😆. Why would think this is boring... see we got another story here. Let me bring some popcorn 😛.
Truth no 2.. Hehe. This seems like a fun list.. and very specific too 😉.
No I don't have a pet goat. I'll tell you the story. We were safekeeping the goat for someone else for a day. This goat was to spend the night in our garage. But it turned out to be a particularly chilly night and we felt sorry for the goat and decided to bring it inside the house. Now you might not know this about goats, but they hate isolation. They legit can't be left alone for like two minutes. So this goat who was now in our balcony wouldn't stop bleating. Now we couldn't spend the night in the balcony so we decided to bring the goat inside the bedroom and give it one corner so it could see us sleeping beside it and not be consumed by goatly existential dread. Everything was going per plan until the goat realized that the sky was the limit for its ambition and climbed on top of the bed. But that's not the best part. This was when my sister and I shared a room, and it was her side of the bed that the goat chose (and then went to climb on top of my sister who was hidden asleep underneath a thick blanket). It then peed on the blanket. My sister opened her eyes sensing movement and saw the goat staring down at her. She screamed so loud that I woke up and the goat kinda fell from her and onto the floor. So this is a more traumatizing incident for my sister than me to be honest. I personally cannot stop laughing whenever I remember my sister's aghast expressions.
