So this is my take on an alternate Preeti, a one who took Kusum's savagery to heart and is applying it in the tiberwal house with some sass.
Dinner Table at the Tiberwals
Arjun and Nandini force their way to the dinner table where Preeti, her hubby KT and the in laws are seated. There are two empty seats at the end of the table. Arjun goes to pull out a chair.
Preeti: Oi! Not that one!
Nandini: Why can't my son sit there?
Preeti: Cuz that's for my future child with KT.
KT: We're reserving that seat so we don't want anyone germs on it especially with this corona pandemic going on.
Arjun: But papa!
KT: Chup! No son of mine can be a crybaby.
Arjun: But I'm a crybaby.
KT: Which means you're not my son.
Kushala: ......
Arjun goes to the other chair to pull it.
Preeti: Oi! You can't have that chair either!
Arjun: *pouts* Why not?
Preeti: Because that's for my future sister in law, Neil's wife.
Neil: *Eyes light up* My wife?!
Preeti: Yeah, my Kusum's daughter is going to marry you someday, the writers have confirmed it.
Neil: Oh man! I love you so much Bhabi. You're the best!
Nandini: Where is my son supposed to sit? On your head?
Preeti: No, on yours.
Everyone laughs and Kushala tries not to but some of her soup dribbles out of her mouth as she fights back a giggle.
Nandini: Keeeeerthan, Arjun is your son.
Preeti: Again, the same beta jaap is coming out of this cow's mouth. Don't you ever get tired of repeating the same thing again woman? We're all tired of listening to it.
Arjun: *stomps foot* I'm hungry!
KT: Here's some DNA test reports, a feast for your eyes. Go on TAKE it.
Arjun takes the DNA rest report. It's indeed a feast for his eyes. Nandini snatches it. Reads it.
Kushala: Do read it carefully because I did this test on behalf of your son.
Arjun: Mom they found out, I'm an imposter!
Nandini: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Preeti: Now you got your answer, get the hell out of my house and take your beta jaap back to Singapore. Out with you two!
Nandini: This won't end well for you Preeti Ji!
Preeti: Ohhhh I'm so scared. So scared of a broke cheating ex of my husband's and her crybaby son.
Arjun and Nandini fume before leaving.
KT: That's my Preeti, the savage. My wife! *kisses her head*
Everyone splutters as this is the first PDA KT has showered on his wife.
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I might do some more if I imagine some more situations for Preeti the savage. I hope you enjoyed it.
Udne Ki Aasha
