hi hp fans...this is a very funny list and these are guidelines 4 anyone who wants 2 b a death eater!😆
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
here's what you have 2 do-
Aims of the society:
To be evil [duh!]To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
To serve Lord Voldemort [2 obvious]
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
Long Black Robes (Casual)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent) 😆
Black mask (informal)
Black boots
Black leather gloves
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand😆
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.🤣
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.😆
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.😆
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a the dark lord's pet😊
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).😃
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative
in a nutshell....DEATH!😆
i think this was very funny....hope u guys liked it😊
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