Dummies guide on How to lose friends - by Sidharth S.

Step 1. Assert your dominance in all circumstances.

Step 2. Do not let them talk to other people but yourself.

Step 3. Make them feel inferior to you physically and emotionally.

Step 4. Yell at them when they do not follow your commands or start thinking for themselves.

Special Step 5. In special circumstance, push them if they are not obeying. Also make sure you play the victim card :)

Step 3. Make them feel inferior to you physically and emotionally.

And mentally. Dimaag nahi hain toh kyu use karte ho? Maine bola dimaag chalene ko kya? 🤪

But it’s all good - I have it on good authority that because Shukla ensures his friends benefit from his friendship - that apparently equals to respect for them too. Lol - pretty....different definition of both friendship and respect.