Abeer & Kunal AT #1 - BroMance Duo, Welcome All. - Page 48

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Next morning everyone wakes up and decides to go for breakfast outside to the beach shack since all were hungry from last night due to Kuhu's inability to cook anything edible.

At the shack:

Abir: Toh guys, kya khana hai?

Sourav: Mai scrambled eggs and toast khayunga with baked beans.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa. Aaj yeh din bhi dikha diya? Maasaahaari khane wale ke saath ek hi table par baithke khana padega?

Sourav: Auntyji. Eggs are protein. Very good for health. Aap ko bhi khana chahiye. Aap ka dimaag tezi se kaam karega and aapke saare plans successful honge.

Meenu: Tumhari himmat... (Gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Maa, aap over react kar rahi hain. Usse non veg khana hai toh khane dijiye.

Meenu (looking at the menu): Yaha toh sab maasaahaari hai. Lekin hum shudh shaakaahaari hai. Hume yaha nahi khana chahiye.

Kunal: Mom, mai yaha smoothie bowl khayunga. That's veg.

Kuhu: Mai french fries, vegetable sandwich aur croissant khayungi.

Abir: Dekha maa, yaha kitna vegetarian khana hai. Kuch toh khaa lijiye.

Meenu: Tum keh rahe ho toh theek hai. (Gives that fake maa wala smile)

All order food and one by one their food starts coming to the table.

Waiter: Sir, yeh raha aapka smoothie bowl. (Serving Kunal)

An unknown voice pops in.

Voice: Kya smoothie? Tum aaj bhi smoothie pite ho Kunal? Mere haath ki smoothie tumhari favourite thi na?

Everyone turns around and sees it's Shwet.

Kunal: Haa. Thi. Ab nahi hai. Ab mai smoothie bowl khata hoon.

Shwet: Jo bhi ho smoothie toh lete hi ho na. Maine jo aadat tumhe dilayi thi abhi tak nahi chuti na?

Waiter comes in with another tray to the table.

Waiter: Yeh lijiye grilled vegetables aur bread.

Mishti: Lekin humne yeh nahi mangvaya hai.

Shwet: Yeh maine mangvaya hai. Waiter aap iss table par laga do yeh.

Abir: Tumhe kisne invite kiya yaha pe?

Shwet sits down at their table.

Shwet: Mere guruji kehte hai ki man jaha chahe vaha baith jana chahiye.

Abir thinking: Yeh yaha vapas kya karne aayi hai?

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Sapan's goons are at the same beach and they spot Shwet sitting at the table. Goon calls Sapan.

Goon on phone: Sahab, uss Guruji ki cheli yaha beach mein baith kar khana kha rahi hai.

Sapan: Kya? Akeli hai?

Goon: Nahi. Voh kissi ke saath baithi hui hai.

Sapan: Abey naalaayak! Theek se dekh kiske saath hai?

Goon goes closer.

Goon: Sahab yeh toh Abir Rajvansh ke saath baithi hui hai!

Sapan: Kya? Abir Rajvansh?!!

Goon: Uska pura parivaar hai saath mein.

Sapan: Matlab yeh alcohol band karwane ka kaam Abir Rajvansh ka hai. Usi ne uss guruji se yeh pravachan karwaya hoga. Abir Rajvansh, tumhe toh mai dekh loonga! Tum aur tumhara parivaar bach nahi paayenge! *HA HA HA*

*Ha ha ha...ha ha ha*

Chela1: boss. hasna Ho Gaya ho toh aage kya karna hai..btaoge

Sapan: aye chup...jitne b nanume Bethe hai sabko leke aao yaha...Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko chod k ...usse to is Baar ek banda ka ek khokha vasulunga...

Chela1: samaj Gaye Boss

Kuhu: Kunal mere saath ek selfie * ready to click but is cut by Meenu*

Meenu: Ruko kuhu...pehle mere beto k saath meri selfie khicho....* Grabs both her son's hands*

Saurav: Lekin selfie to khud se khichni Hoti hai

Meenu: chup raho nalayak...tumhe to yahan bethne diya hai vahi bohot badi baat hai...Varna jo tumne kal Kiya..

Abir: kuhu photo khicho jaldi* kuhu clicks a photo*

Kunal: acha guys ab Aisa hai ki mein aur maa aaj dopahar tak busy hai..hume ek meeting mein Jana hai..to you all have fun ..okay

Kuhu: Lekin Kunal hum to honeymoon pe aaye hai

Shwet: oh darling...tum isse honeymoon bulana bandh kardo... honeymoon k Naam par tumhari Saas ne tumhe ullu...*Meenu eyes her*.....aa lu. Lu...aloo ki french fries haa yahan toh ...Wah...

Meenu: Abir tum in Sab ko Kahi guma Lao...hum dopahar tak aa jayenge..chalo beta..* starts going*

Kuhu: Kunal...

Shwet: oh Kunal...*grabs his hand*...have a nice day.

Originally posted by: Onyourface

*Ha ha ha...ha ha ha*

Chela1: boss. hasna Ho Gaya ho toh aage kya karna hai..btaoge

Sapan: aye chup...jitne b nanume Bethe hai sabko leke aao yaha...Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko chod k ...usse to is Baar ek banda ka ek khokha vasulunga...

Chela1: samaj Gaye Boss

Kuhu: Kunal mere saath ek selfie * ready to click but is cut by Meenu*

Meenu: Ruko kuhu...pehle mere beto k saath meri selfie khicho....* Grabs both her son's hands*

Saurav: Lekin selfie to khud se khichni Hoti hai

Meenu: chup raho nalayak...tumhe to yahan bethne diya hai vahi bohot badi baat hai...Varna jo tumne kal Kiya..

Abir: kuhu photo khicho jaldi* kuhu clicks a photo*

Kunal: acha guys ab Aisa hai ki mein aur maa aaj dopahar tak busy hai..hume ek meeting mein Jana hai..to you all have fun ..okay

Kuhu: Lekin Kunal hum to honeymoon pe aaye hai

Shwet: oh darling...tum isse honeymoon bulana bandh kardo... honeymoon k Naam par tumhari Saas ne tumhe ullu...*Meenu eyes her*.....aa lu. Lu...aloo ki french fries haa yahan toh ...Wah...

Meenu: Abir tum in Sab ko Kahi guma Lao...hum dopahar tak aa jayenge..chalo beta..* starts going*

Kuhu: Kunal...

Shwet: oh Kunal...*grabs his hand*...have a nice day.

Sahi likha hai Uru! Kal continue karti hoon... in the time agar meen online aaye toh meen continue kar sakti hai...

Originally posted by: Onyourface

*Ha ha ha...ha ha ha*

Chela1: boss. hasna Ho Gaya ho toh aage kya karna hai..btaoge

Sapan: aye chup...jitne b nanume Bethe hai sabko leke aao yaha...Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko chod k ...usse to is Baar ek banda ka ek khokha vasulunga...

Chela1: samaj Gaye Boss

Kuhu: Kunal mere saath ek selfie * ready to click but is cut by Meenu*

Meenu: Ruko kuhu...pehle mere beto k saath meri selfie khicho....* Grabs both her son's hands*

Saurav: Lekin selfie to khud se khichni Hoti hai

Meenu: chup raho nalayak...tumhe to yahan bethne diya hai vahi bohot badi baat hai...Varna jo tumne kal Kiya..

Abir: kuhu photo khicho jaldi* kuhu clicks a photo*

Kunal: acha guys ab Aisa hai ki mein aur maa aaj dopahar tak busy hai..hume ek meeting mein Jana hai..to you all have fun ..okay

Kuhu: Lekin Kunal hum to honeymoon pe aaye hai

Shwet: oh darling...tum isse honeymoon bulana bandh kardo... honeymoon k Naam par tumhari Saas ne tumhe ullu...*Meenu eyes her*.....aa lu. Lu...aloo ki french fries haa yahan toh ...Wah...

Meenu: Abir tum in Sab ko Kahi guma Lao...hum dopahar tak aa jayenge..chalo beta..* starts going*

Kuhu: Kunal...

Shwet: oh Kunal...*grabs his hand*...have a nice day.

I'm so sorry Uru for writing it so late. Subah se I tried writing it many times par kabhi mood nahi ban raha tha toh kabhi kuch kaam aajata tha... also this one is a bit long.... sorry again.

Kunal: Shweta mera haath chodo.

Kunal shakes Shwet's hand off and leaves with Meenu.

Kuhu: Kunal.......... (internally crying)

Shwet: So Abir, aaj tum mujhe kaun kaunsi jagah le jaoge? (Brushing her fingers through Abir arm)

Sourav: Sulabh Sauchalya, babe.

Shwet: Chee....(cringes in embarrassment)

Abir, Mishti, Kuhu and Ketki: Hahahhahahahahha

Shwet (looking at Sourav): Idiot.

Abir: Guys kaha jaana hai ?

Kuhu: Watson's Grub Pub chale?

Mishti: Kuhu, tera dimaag toh thikane hai? Abhi subah ke 10 baj rahe hai. Aur tujhe pub jaana hai abhi?

Kuhu: Behenji, tu yaha baithi reh. Goa is not for behenjis like you. Yaha party karne aate hai log.

Shwet: Oh uljhe baal wali! Party raat ko hota hai. Lagta hai tumhe mere guruji se training lena padega. Atleast tum 10 saal ki bachi jaisa behave karna band kar dogi.

Kuhu: Oh please you gold digger! Mujhe.... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Girls girls stop it..

Ketki: Bhai mujhe voh famous church mein jana tha.... kya naam thaa...?........Basilica of..... (still thinking)

Sourav: Bomb Diggity (winks)

Ketki: Haan yaad aaya.....Voh bomb diggity nahi Bom Jesus hain..

Shwet: How disrespectful! Learn to respect other religions.

Sourav (whispers to Ketki): Lekin tum toh mujhe hamesha bomb lagti ho.

Ketki (whispers): Chup karo. Abir bhai ne sun liya toh voh meri shaadi tum se karvake hi chodenge.

Sourav (whispers): Phir toh badhiya hai.

Mishti: Haan mujhe bhi church jaana hai. Mujhe churches ka architecture dekhna bohot pasand hai. Aur mujhe vaha ekaant milegi.

Abir: Angry chorni matlab Mishti, ek aunt kyun ek uncle kyun nahi?

Mishti: Abirrrrrrr. ( Abir starts running and Mishti starts running behind him)

Shwet: Oh God. Phirse chashmish and Abir ka naatak. Uhh. Universe, tum meri duaayein kab puri karoge?

Kuhu: Guys stop it.

Abir and Mishti stop.

Abir: Theek hai guys church chalte hai.

Shwet: Mai bhi saath chalungi.

Kuhu: Ughhhhhhh #chewinggumsechipkihuichipkali

All reach the church. Once Mishti reaches, she is so enamoured by the architecture that she runs inside the church immediately. Seeing Mishti's excitement, Abir admiringly follows her behind.

Sourav, Ketki, Kuhu and Shwet are still outside talking, without realising that Mishti and Abir are inside.

Sourav: Dude, why have we come to this boring place? There was a fitness workshop happening beachside. Mai voh workshop chodke yaha bore hone aagaya.

Shwet: Mera aaj guruji ka follow up pravachan tha. Maine tum logo ki vajah se miss kar diya. Ughhhhh...

Ketki: Kisi ne tum dono ko invite nahi kiya tha. Kyun aaye humare saath yaha?

Kuhu: Shwet Safed... jo bhi tumhara naam hai, dekho humne tumhe nahi bulaya. Humara picha chodo.

Shwet: Oh please. Tum meri life mein picha karte hue aayi ho. Tumne mera picha karke Kunal se shaadi ki. Ab tum mere piche Goa aayi ho.

Sourav: Mai toh tumhare liye aaya hoon jaaneman. (Looking at Ketki)

Ketki: Oh please. Tumhe tumhari workshop zyada pyaari hai. Hmmmmph...

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Abir: Mishti rukooo....

Mishti: Main rukne nahi wali (smiles)

Mishti walks to the front and sits at the bench. Abir sits with her. Mishti kneels down and prays. Abir does the same. Once they finish:

Abir: Kya maanga?

Mishti: Mr Ajeeb Rajvansh, mai tumhe kyun batau?

Abir: Mujhe nahi bataogi toh kisse bataogi? Sourav ko?

Mishti bursts out laughing.

Mishti: Tumne kya maanga?

Abir: Yahi ki painting wali mujhe 'I love you' bolde.

Mishti: Voh tumhare liye itni khaaas hai?

Abir: Haan, sabse zyada khaas hai.

Both get lost in each other's eyes.

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Sapan's chela is also at the same spot. They spot everyone outside.

Chela 1: Lagta hai Abir Rajvansh ki toli yaha aayi hai.

Chela 2: Lekin Abir Rajvansh nahi dikhai de raha.

Chela 3: Abey gadhe, boss ne bola tha pehle uske parivaar ko kidnap karna hai.

Chela 4: Yeh sahi mauka hai.

Chela 1: Toh phir bhag!!!! Abhi kidnap karte hai!

All of them run towards Kuhu, Ketki, Shwet and Sourav and press their mouths, drag them to a truck nearby and drive them to a godown.

🤣🤣U guys rock 👏

Originally posted by: Cool_wonder

🤣🤣U guys rock 👏

Thank you Anu!🤗

Part 2 of 'Kuku's Familymoon' will be updated in the Nautanki group soon. Stay tuned! :)

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

I'm so sorry Uru for writing it so late. Subah se I tried writing it many times par kabhi mood nahi ban raha tha toh kabhi kuch kaam aajata tha... also this one is a bit long.... sorry again.

Kunal: Shweta mera haath chodo.

Kunal shakes Shwet's hand off and leaves with Meenu.

Kuhu: Kunal.......... (internally crying)

Shwet: So Abir, aaj tum mujhe kaun kaunsi jagah le jaoge? (Brushing her fingers through Abir arm)

Sourav: Sulabh Sauchalya, babe.

Shwet: Chee....(cringes in embarrassment)

Abir, Mishti, Kuhu and Ketki: Hahahhahahahahha

Shwet (looking at Sourav): Idiot.

Abir: Guys kaha jaana hai ?

Kuhu: Watson's Grub Pub chale?

Mishti: Kuhu, tera dimaag toh thikane hai? Abhi subah ke 10 baj rahe hai. Aur tujhe pub jaana hai abhi?

Kuhu: Behenji, tu yaha baithi reh. Goa is not for behenjis like you. Yaha party karne aate hai log.

Shwet: Oh uljhe baal wali! Party raat ko hota hai. Lagta hai tumhe mere guruji se training lena padega. Atleast tum 10 saal ki bachi jaisa behave karna band kar dogi.

Kuhu: Oh please you gold digger! Mujhe.... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Girls girls stop it..

Ketki: Bhai mujhe voh famous church mein jana tha.... kya naam thaa...?........Basilica of..... (still thinking)

Sourav: Bomb Diggity (winks)

Ketki: Haan yaad aaya.....Voh bomb diggity nahi Bom Jesus hain..

Shwet: How disrespectful! Learn to respect other religions.

Sourav (whispers to Ketki): Lekin tum toh mujhe hamesha bomb lagti ho.

Ketki (whispers): Chup karo. Abir bhai ne sun liya toh voh meri shaadi tum se karvake hi chodenge.

Sourav (whispers): Phir toh badhiya hai.

Mishti: Haan mujhe bhi church jaana hai. Mujhe churches ka architecture dekhna bohot pasand hai. Aur mujhe vaha ekaant milegi.

Abir: Angry chorni matlab Mishti, ek aunt kyun ek uncle kyun nahi?

Mishti: Abirrrrrrr. ( Abir starts running and Mishti starts running behind him)

Shwet: Oh God. Phirse chashmish and Abir ka naatak. Uhh. Universe, tum meri duaayein kab puri karoge?

Kuhu: Guys stop it.

Abir and Mishti stop.

Abir: Theek hai guys church chalte hai.

Shwet: Mai bhi saath chalungi.

Kuhu: Ughhhhhhh #chewinggumsechipkihuichipkali

All reach the church. Once Mishti reaches, she is so enamoured by the architecture that she runs inside the church immediately. Seeing Mishti's excitement, Abir admiringly follows her behind.

Sourav, Ketki, Kuhu and Shwet are still outside talking, without realising that Mishti and Abir are inside.

Sourav: Dude, why have we come to this boring place? There was a fitness workshop happening beachside. Mai voh workshop chodke yaha bore hone aagaya.

Shwet: Mera aaj guruji ka follow up pravachan tha. Maine tum logo ki vajah se miss kar diya. Ughhhhh...

Ketki: Kisi ne tum dono ko invite nahi kiya tha. Kyun aaye humare saath yaha?

Kuhu: Shwet Safed... jo bhi tumhara naam hai, dekho humne tumhe nahi bulaya. Humara picha chodo.

Shwet: Oh please. Tum meri life mein picha karte hue aayi ho. Tumne mera picha karke Kunal se shaadi ki. Ab tum mere piche Goa aayi ho.

Sourav: Mai toh tumhare liye aaya hoon jaaneman. (Looking at Ketki)

Ketki: Oh please. Tumhe tumhari workshop zyada pyaari hai. Hmmmmph...

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Abir: Mishti rukooo....

Mishti: Main rukne nahi wali (smiles)

Mishti walks to the front and sits at the bench. Abir sits with her. Mishti kneels down and prays. Abir does the same. Once they finish:

Abir: Kya maanga?

Mishti: Mr Ajeeb Rajvansh, mai tumhe kyun batau?

Abir: Mujhe nahi bataogi toh kisse bataogi? Sourav ko?

Mishti bursts out laughing.

Mishti: Tumne kya maanga?

Abir: Yahi ki painting wali mujhe 'I love you' bolde.

Mishti: Voh tumhare liye itni khaaas hai?

Abir: Haan, sabse zyada khaas hai.

Both get lost in each other's eyes.

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Sapan's chela is also at the same spot. They spot everyone outside.

Chela 1: Lagta hai Abir Rajvansh ki toli yaha aayi hai.

Chela 2: Lekin Abir Rajvansh nahi dikhai de raha.

Chela 3: Abey gadhe, boss ne bola tha pehle uske parivaar ko kidnap karna hai.

Chela 4: Yeh sahi mauka hai.

Chela 1: Toh phir bhag!!!! Abhi kidnap karte hai!

All of them run towards Kuhu, Ketki, Shwet and Sourav and press their mouths, drag them to a truck nearby and drive them to a godown.

Superb🤣...mast likha hai...😆

At the godown

Their heads are cowered with black cloth...they stand in line ...sapan enters

Sapan: aa Gaye namune....bohot fudak rahe the...mera dhandha bandh karvana chahte the na...ab mein tumhe is duniya se bandh karunga

Saurav: *cries *...leave me leave me...I wanna go back...please please...

Shwet: ye Kala kapda Hatao...safedi ki chamkar dikhati Hun tum sab Ko... universe tum sab Ko chodega nahi

Kuhu: humne kuch nai Kiya...kon ho ...#leaveme

Sapan: ae chup...*looking at Saurav*body to achi Banake Rakhi hai...gym vala launda...

*looks at chela1*...in Sab ke haath rasi se bandh do aur sabko alag bithao..*.looks at chela 2*...aur hero aur heroine kaha hai...

Chela2: boss aapne to bola tha sirf Parivar Ko Lana hai...toh ..aa.. hum...

Sapan: Abey gadhe Mene sabko lane Ko bola tha....Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko chod kar....in namuno ka Meenakshi Rajvansh chillar bhi nahi degi...

Chela2: theek ...aaa..boss ..toh...vapas jate hum ussi jagah...

Sapan: Abey tereko kidnapping ka Kam kisne diya

Chela2: aapne.

Sapan: *slaps*....kitni Baar bola..tum sab log... training ke time pe chai samose thooste ho...aur asli project aaye to dimag nai ladate...ab jo karna hai Mai karunga...

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*Abir and mishti in the church...still lost in each other... Abir's phone rings*

Mish: ghanti baj rahi hai...

Abir: Dil ki ghanti toh kab se baj chuki hai tumhe ab Sunai di.....

Mishti: phone ...phone...

Abir:ooohhh... unknown number..

Kuhu: abbiirr...tum ..mm..kaha ho *sapan has pointed a gun at kuhu*

Abir: church mein...ek second...tum sab Kahan ho

Kuhu: voh..a..ek bohot achi jagah hai church k aage ...hum vahi hai... photos click karne ke liye best jagah hai #beautiful.

Abir: kuhu tum theek ho....ye kiske phone se call Kiya tumne

Kuhu: mera ...mera hi number hai...vo Naya Liya..tumhe Dena bhul gayi thi...tum plz me address bhejti hu jaldi aa jao...

Abir: haa Lekin....hello. ... hello...kuhu...

Mishti: kya hua...

* Abir gets a message with the address*

Abir: kuch gadbad lag Rahi hai mishti...

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Superb🤣...mast likha hai...😆

At the godown

Their heads are cowered with black cloth...they stand in line ...sapan enters

Sapan: aa Gaye namune....bohot fudak rahe the...mera dhandha bandh karvana chahte the na...ab mein tumhe is duniya se bandh karunga

Saurav: *cries *...leave me leave me...I wanna go back...please please...

Shwet: ye Kala kapda Hatao...safedi ki chamkar dikhati Hun tum sab Ko... universe tum sab Ko chodega nahi

Kuhu: humne kuch nai Kiya...kon ho ...#leaveme

Sapan: ae chup...*looking at Saurav*body to achi Banake Rakhi hai...gym vala launda...

*looks at chela1*...in Sab ke haath rasi se bandh do aur sabko alag bithao..*.looks at chela 2*...aur hero aur heroine kaha hai...

Chela2: boss aapne to bola tha sirf Parivar Ko Lana hai...toh ..aa.. hum...

Sapan: Abey gadhe Mene sabko lane Ko bola tha....Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko chod kar....in namuno ka Meenakshi Rajvansh chillar bhi nahi degi...

Chela2: theek ...aaa..boss ..toh...vapas jate hum ussi jagah...

Sapan: Abey tereko kidnapping ka Kam kisne diya

Chela2: aapne.

Sapan: *slaps*....kitni Baar bola..tum sab log... training ke time pe chai samose thooste ho...aur asli project aaye to dimag nai ladate...ab jo karna hai Mai karunga...

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*Abir and mishti in the church...still lost in each other... Abir's phone rings*

Mish: ghanti baj rahi hai...

Abir: Dil ki ghanti toh kab se baj chuki hai tumhe ab Sunai di.....

Mishti: phone ...phone...

Abir:ooohhh... unknown number..

Kuhu: abbiirr...tum ..mm..kaha ho *sapan has pointed a gun at kuhu*

Abir: church mein...ek second...tum sab Kahan ho

Kuhu: voh..a..ek bohot achi jagah hai church k aage ...hum vahi hai... photos click karne ke liye best jagah hai #beautiful.

Abir: kuhu tum theek ho....ye kiske phone se call Kiya tumne

Kuhu: mera ...mera hi number hai...vo Naya Liya..tumhe Dena bhul gayi thi...tum plz me address bhejti hu jaldi aa jao...

Abir: haa Lekin....hello. ... hello...kuhu...

Mishti: kya hua...

* Abir gets a message with the address*

Abir: kuch gadbad lag Rahi hai mishti...

Hahhaha dil ki ghanti😂😂😂😂😂 Mast likha hai Uru!

Mishti: Aisa kyun bol rahe ho?

Abir: Mishti, mujhe darr lag raha hai... Kuhu ki baatein kuch normal si nahi thi.

Mishti: Ghabrao mat Abir. Hum jab tak saath hai kuch nahi hoga humare parivaar ko. (Holds his hand)

Abir smiles back.

Abir: Chalo Angry Chorni chalte hai.

Abir and Mishti leave to go to the spot.

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Kuhu: Uhhhhh mujhe vapas kyun kidnap kiya?

Sapan: Aye CHAP! Mera dhanda band karne chala tha Abir. Ab tum sab bhugtoge.

Ketki: Kaunsa dhanda?

Sapan: Tu Abir Rajvansh ki behen haina? Tere bhai ne kuch nahi bataya tujhe?

Ketki: Kya?

Sourav: Please leave me! Mai yaha India aaya hi kyun God? Australia was a safe space for me. Oh lord Krishna, save me lord!

Sapan: Aaaaa thuuuuu....aye gym wale launde... zyada bakar bakar kiya na toh sidha upar chala jaega bhagwan Krishna ke paas.

(Looking at Ketki) Tere bhai Abir ne uss Guruji se voh daaru band karne ka pravachan dilwaya tha na? Mai bhi gaya tha pravachan ka naam "Alcohol pine ke chamatkar " sunkar. Lekin vaha gaya toh pata chala hume toh saale ullu bana rahe hai. Daaru band karna chahta hai voh guru.

Shwet: Haan toh usme mere guruji ne galat kya kiya? Dekho muchhhad, tum mere guruji aur mera kuch nahi bigaad sakte. Universe mere saath hai.

Ketki: Bhai? Bhai aisa nahi kar sakte.

Kuhu: Dekhiya Sapan Sir (trying to butter him). Aapko koi galat failmi hui hai. Aap mujhe bass ek baar mere sports car matlab mere pati ko call karne dijiye. Aapko jitne rakam chahiye hai mil jayenge.

Sapan: Saale chup karo sab!

Aye chokri. Tera guruji zinda nahi bachne wala. (Looking at Shwet)

Mujhe rakam nahi, mera dhanda chalta firta chahiye. (Looking at Kuhu)

Tum sab chinta mat karo. Hero aur heroine bhi tum logo ki machchi market ko join karne wale hai.

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While going to the said spot, Abir gets a call from Nanu.

Nanu: Yo Brooooo! Main Panjim airport pahuch gaya as per our plan.

Abir: Nanu, ek gadbad ho gayi hai.

Nanu: Kya hua? Meenu ko pata chal gaya ki tu Mishti se pyaar karta hai?

Abir: No bro. Itna bhi kuch gadbad nahi hua. Meenu aur Meenu ka Munna toh conference attend karne gaye hai.

Nanu: Areey gadheda. Maine socha tha hum sab enjoy karenge. Issliye mai yaha iss bewakoof Kaushal aur Nidhi ko bhi saath le aaya.

Nidhi (Abir can hear her in the background): Abir beta, mai pahuch gayi hoon Goa. Dekh mai Google bhi layi hoon saath mein.

Kaushal (in the background): Mari vali, voh goggle hota hai Google nahi.

Nanu: Aye gadheda, tu inn sabki baat mat sun. Mujhe bata hua kya?

Abir: Nanu, mujhe Kuhu ka call aaya tha. Kuhu, Ketki, Sourav aur Shweta ek saath hai. Kuhu ne mujhe yeh Basilica of Bom Jesus church ke aage ek spot pe bulaya hai. Lekin mujhe uski aawaaz mein kuch gadbad laga. Mai pahuch gaya hoon. Baad me call karta hoon.

Nanu: Theek hai gadheda. Koi problem aaye toh bolna.

Call gets over.

Abir and Mishti reach the spot which is isolated from the main road. They don't find any human around.

Mishti: Abir, yaha koi nahi hai.

Abir: Tum daro mat. Mai hoon na...

Suddenly, they hear a noise of chappals tapping. They turn around and see Sapan's chelas running towards them from afar. Abir immediately dials Nanu's number.

Abir: Nanu nanu, Sapan hume kidnap kar raha hai... lagta hai usne baakiyo ko bhi kidnap kiya hai... aap police ko report karo... chinta mat lena...mai kuch nahi hone dunga....

Nanu: Lekin....

Call cancelled.

Mishti and Abir get kidnapped as well.

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Sourav: Sapan, my master, I'm thirsty. Please mujhe paani pila do.

Sapan (looking at his chelas with a grin):Yeh dekh, ise pyaas lagi hai. HA HA HA. Ja, leke aa iske liye 'PAANI' (winks)

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Hahhaha dil ki ghanti😂😂😂😂😂 Mast likha hai Uru!

Mishti: Aisa kyun bol rahe ho?

Abir: Mishti, mujhe darr lag raha hai... Kuhu ki baatein kuch normal si nahi thi.

Mishti: Ghabrao mat Abir. Hum jab tak saath hai kuch nahi hoga humare parivaar ko. (Holds his hand)

Abir smiles back.

Abir: Chalo Angry Chorni chalte hai.

Abir and Mishti leave to go to the spot.

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Kuhu: Uhhhhh mujhe vapas kyun kidnap kiya?

Sapan: Aye CHAP! Mera dhanda band karne chala tha Abir. Ab tum sab bhugtoge.

Ketki: Kaunsa dhanda?

Sapan: Tu Abir Rajvansh ki behen haina? Tere bhai ne kuch nahi bataya tujhe?

Ketki: Kya?

Sourav: Please leave me! Mai yaha India aaya hi kyun God? Australia was a safe space for me. Oh lord Krishna, save me lord!

Sapan: Aaaaa thuuuuu....aye gym wale launde... zyada bakar bakar kiya na toh sidha upar chala jaega bhagwan Krishna ke paas.

(Looking at Ketki) Tere bhai Abir ne uss Guruji se voh daaru band karne ka pravachan dilwaya tha na? Mai bhi gaya tha pravachan ka naam "Alcohol pine ke chamatkar " sunkar. Lekin vaha gaya toh pata chala hume toh saale ullu bana rahe hai. Daaru band karna chahta hai voh guru.

Shwet: Haan toh usme mere guruji ne galat kya kiya? Dekho muchhhad, tum mere guruji aur mera kuch nahi bigaad sakte. Universe mere saath hai.

Ketki: Bhai? Bhai aisa nahi kar sakte.

Kuhu: Dekhiya Sapan Sir (trying to butter him). Aapko koi galat failmi hui hai. Aap mujhe bass ek baar mere sports car matlab mere pati ko call karne dijiye. Aapko jitne rakam chahiye hai mil jayenge.

Sapan: Saale chup karo sab!

Aye chokri. Tera guruji zinda nahi bachne wala. (Looking at Shwet)

Mujhe rakam nahi, mera dhanda chalta firta chahiye. (Looking at Kuhu)

Tum sab chinta mat karo. Hero aur heroine bhi tum logo ki machchi market ko join karne wale hai.

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While going to the said spot, Abir gets a call from Nanu.

Nanu: Yo Brooooo! Main Panjim airport pahuch gaya as per our plan.

Abir: Nanu, ek gadbad ho gayi hai.

Nanu: Kya hua? Meenu ko pata chal gaya ki tu Mishti se pyaar karta hai?

Abir: No bro. Itna bhi kuch gadbad nahi hua. Meenu aur Meenu ka Munna toh conference attend karne gaye hai.

Nanu: Areey gadheda. Maine socha tha hum sab enjoy karenge. Issliye mai yaha iss bewakoof Kaushal aur Nidhi ko bhi saath le aaya.

Nidhi (Abir can hear her in the background): Abir beta, mai pahuch gayi hoon Goa. Dekh mai Google bhi layi hoon saath mein.

Kaushal (in the background): Mari vali, voh goggle hota hai Google nahi.

Nanu: Aye gadheda, tu inn sabki baat mat sun. Mujhe bata hua kya?

Abir: Nanu, mujhe Kuhu ka call aaya tha. Kuhu, Ketki, Sourav aur Shweta ek saath hai. Kuhu ne mujhe yeh Basilica of Bom Jesus church ke aage ek spot pe bulaya hai. Lekin mujhe uski aawaaz mein kuch gadbad laga. Mai pahuch gaya hoon. Baad me call karta hoon.

Nanu: Theek hai gadheda. Koi problem aaye toh bolna.

Call gets over.

Abir and Mishti reach the spot which is isolated from the main road. They don't find any human around.

Mishti: Abir, yaha koi nahi hai.

Abir: Tum daro mat. Mai hoon na...

Suddenly, they hear a noise of chappals tapping. They turn around and see Sapan's chelas running towards them from afar. Abir immediately dials Nanu's number.

Abir: Nanu nanu, Sapan hume kidnap kar raha hai... lagta hai usne baakiyo ko bhi kidnap kiya hai... aap police ko report karo... chinta mat lena...mai kuch nahi hone dunga....

Nanu: Lekin....

Call cancelled.

Mishti and Abir get kidnapped as well.

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Sourav: Sapan, my master, I'm thirsty. Please mujhe paani pila do.

Sapan (looking at his chelas with a grin):Yeh dekh, ise pyaas lagi hai. HA HA HA. Ja, leke aa iske liye 'PAANI' (winks)

Google...I can totally imagine Nidhi saying this😂

*Chela1 goes to bring "water"*

Kuhu: ye jo bhi ho Raha hai tumhari vaje se ho Raha hai...tumne meri engagement me aake Kunal Ko kiss Kiya...ab honeymoon bhi bigaadne aayi ho...shwet ki bachhi..

Shwet: *cuts her*...kuhu tumhare balo me spider

Kuhu:...aaaaa..aaa...kaha hai kaha hai..aaa.

Shwet: shut up you dumbo...nahi hai...Lekin Sambhal ke Rehna..spider tumhare balo me ghus Gaya to niklega nahi...phas jaega

Kuhu: #chipkalikahinki

Sapan: aeeeee chup chup...Shanti se betho dono...Varna....*enters mishbir*...Wah Wah...aao padharo mare des.....aeee...inke haath vandho re

Chela3:...Lekin Jane 2 hai aur rasi ek....ek Ko...aa..jaane dete hai..aa...

Sapan: tu kya dimag Ko tala Laga ke Goa k dariye me baha k aaya hai....dono ka ek ek haath saath me bandh do...saath me Bethe rehenge

Shwet: nahi nahi....aise mat karo....unko nahi...mera haath Abir k saath bandho...mishti Ko alag se bithao

Kuhu: Kunal Ko kiss kar k Mann nai bhara jo ab Abir ka haath pakadna hai

Shwet: ohh poor kuhu....tum itni frustrated islie ho na ki tumhari honeymoon night spoil ho gayi...

Kuhu: Kam se kam me logo se paise nai leti pyaar karne ke...#cheap

Sapan: kyu re tu pendulum hai...kyu bandhna hai uske saath

Shwet: me to aapki bhalayi k liye keh Rahi thi....last time yaad nahi ...Mishti rasi kholne me expert hai ....usko alag se bithao

Sapan: haa ye to sahi baat....ek min...tu kaha thi last time...tujhe kaise Pata

Shwet: universe main kya chal Raha hai mujhe sab pata hota hai....me atra Tatra savatra Hun

Sapan: aur me dr.batra hun....chup shaani....chup chap bethi reh ...

*Chela1 brings water*

Saurav: Pani aa Gaya....give it to me give it to me

Sapan: aeee Ruk ...Pani chahie..toh pehle kaam karna padega... Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko phone Laga aur bol 6 jano k liye 6 khokhe ka intazam kare Abhi

Saurav:. Yeahh ...yeah...sure ...but konse boxes...I mean...aa... cardboard or plastic?

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Google...I can totally imagine Nidhi saying this😂

*Chela1 goes to bring "water"*

Kuhu: ye jo bhi ho Raha hai tumhari vaje se ho Raha hai...tumne meri engagement me aake Kunal Ko kiss Kiya...ab honeymoon bhi bigaadne aayi ho...shwet ki bachhi..

Shwet: *cuts her*...kuhu tumhare balo me spider

Kuhu:...aaaaa..aaa...kaha hai kaha hai..aaa.

Shwet: shut up you dumbo...nahi hai...Lekin Sambhal ke Rehna..spider tumhare balo me ghus Gaya to niklega nahi...phas jaega

Kuhu: #chipkalikahinki

Sapan: aeeeee chup chup...Shanti se betho dono...Varna....*enters mishbir*...Wah Wah...aao padharo mare des.....aeee...inke haath vandho re

Chela3:...Lekin Jane 2 hai aur rasi ek....ek Ko...aa..jaane dete hai..aa...

Sapan: tu kya dimag Ko tala Laga ke Goa k dariye me baha k aaya hai....dono ka ek ek haath saath me bandh do...saath me Bethe rehenge

Shwet: nahi nahi....aise mat karo....unko nahi...mera haath Abir k saath bandho...mishti Ko alag se bithao

Kuhu: Kunal Ko kiss kar k Mann nai bhara jo ab Abir ka haath pakadna hai

Shwet: ohh poor kuhu....tum itni frustrated islie ho na ki tumhari honeymoon night spoil ho gayi...

Kuhu: Kam se kam me logo se paise nai leti pyaar karne ke...#cheap

Sapan: kyu re tu pendulum hai...kyu bandhna hai uske saath

Shwet: me to aapki bhalayi k liye keh Rahi thi....last time yaad nahi ...Mishti rasi kholne me expert hai ....usko alag se bithao

Sapan: haa ye to sahi baat....ek min...tu kaha thi last time...tujhe kaise Pata

Shwet: universe main kya chal Raha hai mujhe sab pata hota hai....me atra Tatra savatra Hun

Sapan: aur me dr.batra hun....chup shaani....chup chap bethi reh ...

*Chela1 brings water*

Saurav: Pani aa Gaya....give it to me give it to me

Sapan: aeee Ruk ...Pani chahie..toh pehle kaam karna padega... Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko phone Laga aur bol 6 jano k liye 6 khokhe ka intazam kare Abhi

Saurav:. Yeahh ...yeah...sure ...but konse boxes...I mean...aa... cardboard or plastic?

Bold- I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Also, khokhe ka matlab kya hai? 🙈🙈🙈

Humara plan on hai na, Uru?

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Bold- I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Btw, I thought he'll bring daaru instead of paani... yeh toh meenu ko phone karne ka soch raha hai...

Also, khokhe ka matlab kya hai? 🙈🙈🙈

Humara plan on hai na, Uru?

Khokha means a crore...yes plan is on ..see my pm😂