Abeer & Kunal AT #1 - BroMance Duo, Welcome All. - Page 47

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Saurav: *sits with a thud on the floor*...omg omg...save me save me...*panic mode*

Meenu: darwaza Tod do Kunal

Abir: ek second...pehle batao hua kya

Meenu: yeh ladka ..is tarah Bina kapdo k .....mujhse puch Raha tha ki main uske saath pool me chalu

Ketki: nai fui....ap galat samajh rahe ho...

Meenu: tumhe dekha hai maine iske saath khud phus karte hue...tumhe to Baad mein dekhti Hun...

Kuhu: Mishti ye sab teri wajah se hua hai

Mish: acha ...maine kaha tha Saurav Ko Auntyji k samne aise jaane Ko

Kuhu: Lekin tu yaha use layi na...

Kunal: exactly tum hmesha problem hi khadi Karti ho ...ab tumhara fiance bhi

Mish: vo mera fiance nahi hai...rishta Abhi tak fix nahi hua

Kunal: yaa right Abhi toh courtship karogi na

Ketki: fui..aap suno toh

Meenu: Rajkot vapas Jane do phir dekhti hu tumhe

Abir: Kunal...kya tu...neeche ja dussri keys....girls Lado mat...are vo room me bandh hai.....maaa...ketu...chup ho jao...guys...koi uska bhi to Socho...ek sec...ek sec.....chup ...guys....CHUUUUPPPPPP.

Kunal goes to the reception to get duplicate keys. Once Abir is able to get all of them quiet, they can hear Sourav's voice through the door.

Sourav: Om Namah Shivay. Namah Shivay. Get me rid of buri balaayein, buri balaayein. Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Ambe Maa please Aunty ji ko balcony se gira do... nahi toh I'm dead today!

Meenu: SOURAV! Tumhari himmat..... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Sourav, suno meri baat.

Sourav: Nai nai nai nai.

Abir: Arey suno toh. Tum daro mat. Mai tumhe promise karta hoon ki Maa tumhe kuch nahi karengi. Tum ab lock khol do aur bahar aa jao.

Sourav: Nahi bro.....Abir whatever you are bhaiyaa, dude, dada, bhau, I'm not opening!

Kunal comes running.

Kunal: Bhai, mai keys leke aaya hoon.

Mishti: Toh intezaar kiska kar rahe ho? Kholo!

Kuhu: Mishti ki bachi. Tune Kunal pe kyun chillaya?

Mishti: Haan chillaya. Zarurat padega toh tujhpar bhi chillaungi samjhi?

Meenu: Mishti, Kuhu, chup raho? Samjhi gaya?

Abir unlocks the door and opens it. As soon as he opens it, Sourav comes running out pushing Abir aside and goes straight to Ketki and wraps his arms around her in fear. Ketki gets awkwarded out in embarrassment due to the hug.

Meenu: Sourav... aiyaa aavi jao. Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri bhatiji Ketki ko chune ki!

Abir takes Meenu's hand and pulls her to her room saying: Maa, aap chalo mere saath andar.

Meenu: Par Abir....

Both go to Meenu's room. Kunal gets a business call and goes to the balcony to talk.

Ketki: Sourav, ab Fui chali gayi hai. Tum aankhe khol sakte ho.

Sourav opens his eyes and releases his arms off Ketki and steps behind.

Mishti: Tumhe Aunty ji se itna dar lagta hai?

Sourav: Haan lagta hai. The moment she started running behind me with her big owl-like eyes, mujhe laga aaj mera last day hai dharti par.

Kuhu: Hehe, sahi bola Sourav! Same pinch. Mujhe bhi meri sasuma se darr lagta hai. #aankhehainyatorch

Kunal: KUHUUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Kunal goes to the reception to get duplicate keys. Once Abir is able to get all of them quiet, they can hear Sourav's voice through the door.

Sourav: Om Namah Shivay. Namah Shivay. Get me rid of buri balaayein, buri balaayein. Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Ambe Maa please Aunty ji ko balcony se gira do... nahi toh I'm dead today!

Meenu: SOURAV! Tumhari himmat..... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Sourav, suno meri baat.

Sourav: Nai nai nai nai.

Abir: Arey suno toh. Tum daro mat. Mai tumhe promise karta hoon ki Maa tumhe kuch nahi karengi. Tum ab lock khol do aur bahar aa jao.

Sourav: Nahi bro.....Abir whatever you are bhaiyaa, dude, dada, bhau, I'm not opening!

Kunal comes running.

Kunal: Bhai, mai keys leke aaya hoon.

Mishti: Toh intezaar kiska kar rahe ho? Kholo!

Kuhu: Mishti ki bachi. Tune Kunal pe kyun chillaya?

Mishti: Haan chillaya. Zarurat padega toh tujhpar bhi chillaungi samjhi?

Meenu: Mishti, Kuhu, chup raho? Samjhi gaya?

Abir unlocks the door and opens it. As soon as he opens it, Sourav comes running out pushing Abir aside and goes straight to Ketki and wraps his arms around her in fear. Ketki gets awkwarded out in embarrassment due to the hug.

Meenu: Sourav... aiyaa aavi jao. Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri bhatiji Ketki ko chune ki!

Abir takes Meenu's hand and pulls her to her room saying: Maa, aap chalo mere saath andar.

Meenu: Par Abir....

Both go to Meenu's room. Kunal gets a business call and goes to the balcony to talk.

Ketki: Sourav, ab Fui chali gayi hai. Tum aankhe khol sakte ho.

Sourav opens his eyes and releases his arms off Ketki and steps behind.

Mishti: Tumhe Aunty ji se itna dar lagta hai?

Sourav: Haan lagta hai. The moment she started running behind me with her big owl-like eyes, mujhe laga aaj mera last day hai dharti par.

Kuhu: Hehe, sahi bola Sourav! Same pinch. Mujhe bhi meri sasuma se darr lagta hai. #aankhehainyatorch

Kunal: KUHUUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Kunal goes to the reception to get duplicate keys. Once Abir is able to get all of them quiet, they can hear Sourav's voice through the door.

Sourav: Om Namah Shivay. Namah Shivay. Get me rid of buri balaayein, buri balaayein. Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Ambe Maa please Aunty ji ko balcony se gira do... nahi toh I'm dead today!

Meenu: SOURAV! Tumhari himmat..... (gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Sourav, suno meri baat.

Sourav: Nai nai nai nai.

Abir: Arey suno toh. Tum daro mat. Mai tumhe promise karta hoon ki Maa tumhe kuch nahi karengi. Tum ab lock khol do aur bahar aa jao.

Sourav: Nahi bro.....Abir whatever you are bhaiyaa, dude, dada, bhau, I'm not opening!

Kunal comes running.

Kunal: Bhai, mai keys leke aaya hoon.

Mishti: Toh intezaar kiska kar rahe ho? Kholo!

Kuhu: Mishti ki bachi. Tune Kunal pe kyun chillaya?

Mishti: Haan chillaya. Zarurat padega toh tujhpar bhi chillaungi samjhi?

Meenu: Mishti, Kuhu, chup raho? Samjhi gaya?

Abir unlocks the door and opens it. As soon as he opens it, Sourav comes running out pushing Abir aside and goes straight to Ketki and wraps his arms around her in fear. Ketki gets awkwarded out in embarrassment due to the hug.

Meenu: Sourav... aiyaa aavi jao. Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri bhatiji Ketki ko chune ki!

Abir takes Meenu's hand and pulls her to her room saying: Maa, aap chalo mere saath andar.

Meenu: Par Abir....

Both go to Meenu's room. Kunal gets a business call and goes to the balcony to talk.

Ketki: Sourav, ab Fui chali gayi hai. Tum aankhe khol sakte ho.

Sourav opens his eyes and releases his arms off Ketki and steps behind.

Mishti: Tumhe Aunty ji se itna dar lagta hai?

Sourav: Haan lagta hai. The moment she started running behind me with her big owl-like eyes, mujhe laga aaj mera last day hai dharti par.

Kuhu: Hehe, sahi bola Sourav! Same pinch. Mujhe bhi meri sasuma se darr lagta hai. #aankhehainyatorch

Kunal: KUHUUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Meenu: tum muje andar kyu le aaye..

Abir: Maa, shaant. Mai ni chahta tha ki vo aapki aankho se bhasm ho jaye.

"As much as I want him gone, he shall not be harmed"

Maa vo Maheshwari's ka guest hai or vo hamare family hai. Isliye le ke aaya. Usse mai baat karta hoon

Kunal: KUHUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Kuhu: Mai to keh ri thi sasu maa ki aankhei itni tez hai...unse kuch ni chup sakta. Haina Mishti?

Mishti: Haan

Kunal:tum hamare ghar ke maamle na bolo to hi acha.

Mishti: Mai tumse baat karne ni aayi. Tum aaye ho. Kuhu meri behen hai..Usse baat karne ke liye tumse ni puchungi

Originally posted by: meen123

Meenu: tum muje andar kyu le aaye..

Abir: Maa, shaant. Mai ni chahta tha ki vo aapki aankho se bhasm ho jaye.

"As much as I want him gone, he shall not be harmed"

Maa vo Maheshwari's ka guest hai or vo hamare family hai. Isliye le ke aaya. Usse mai baat karta hoon.

Kunal: KUHUUUU! Kya kaha tumne?

Kuhu: Mai to keh ri thi sasu maa ki aankhei itni tez hai...unse kuch ni chup sakta. Haina Mishti?

Mishti: Haan

Kunal:tum hamare ghar ke maamle na bolo to hi acha.

Mishti: Mai tumse baat karne ni aayi. Tum aaye ho. Kuhu meri behen hai..Usse baat karne ke liye tumse ni puchungi

Meanwhile Ketki takes Sourav to his room.

Kuhu: Mishti, tu... (gets cut by Meenu who has just come out of her room with Abir)

Meenu: Sabhi meri baat suno. Hum aaj samudra ke kinare jayenge.

Kuhu: Areey waah! Kunal, mujhe sand castles banana hain. Tum banaoge na mere saath?

Kunal: Yuck. Sand means dirt. Mujhe yeh sab pasand nahi hai. Mai hotel room mein baithna chahta hoon Maa. Aap sab beach jao.

Abir: Nanko, Goa aaya hai chill kar. Kya karega tu andar baithke?

Sourav and Ketki enter the living area where this conversation is taking place. Sourav pops up in the middle of the conversation.

Sourav: Shwet ke saath room mein mauj.

Meenu eyes Sourav.

Sourav: Nahi nahi. I was joking. I'm sure Kunal has a lot of work.

Meenu: Kunal beta, kaam ho ya na ho, tum aaj chaloge humare saath.

Kunal: Theek hai maa.

Meenu: Hum sab aur ek ghante mein niklenge. Kuhu, tum humare liye nashta banao. Hum yeh nashta vaha samudra ke kinare khayenge. Kunal beta kya khaoge?

Kuhu thinking: Yaar kitna kaam karake marvayegi yeh? Pagal karke rakha hai. Ab bahar bhi mere haath ka hi nashta khana hai inko?

Sourav: Papaya Salad and Mushroom soup.

Ketki whispers: Chup ho jao tum.

Kunal: Kuch bhi chalega mom.

Meenu: Saaru. Kuhu tum khandvi banao. Bann jaye toh pack kar lena.

Kuhu thinking: Mujhe yaha se bhaag jana chahiye.

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Kuhu took so much of time ki Shaam se raat ho gayi... everyone decided to just chill after a heavy day at their rooms

Meenu on phone: haa Parul...aap kal subh ki flight se aa jaiye ab shwet b yaha hai mein akele handle nai kar paungi..Lekin kisi Ko btana mat

Abir in his balcony on video call: haa bro..ap standby pe Rehna...suno kisi Ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki aap aane vale ho..bye bro...** Sees Mishti sitting facing the sea ..decides to visit her*

Abir: woahh...Goa itna bhi safe nahi hai ...raat Ko akele bethi ho..koi aa jaega toh

Mish: mere pass brown belt hai...tum apni chinta karo...vaise sab kitna shan't lag rha hai na...kya hai Toofan se pehle ki Shanti hai yaa Baad ki

Abir just looks at the sea...

* Somewhere at a daaru ka adda ...a man sitting in the dark is talking on the phone*

" Kya...pakki khabar hai...us guruji aur uske chamcho Ko kal dikhate hain...pravachan denge...daaru ka dhandha bandh karvemge...aaye bade...

Bolo....Wah ...vo ladka puri family k saath aaya hai....Apne aadmi hathiyar aur daaru taiyaar rakhna...ab toh Bhagwan bhi chahta hai....ki mera yani SAPAN BHAI KA PLAN KAMIYAB HO "

Ha ...ha...ha...

Whut!whut!whut! Whut! So excited man!

Uru, tere dimaag mein kya pak raha hai? Mujhe janna hai! PM kar.

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Whut!whut!whut! Whut! So excited man!

Uru, tere dimaag mein kya pak raha hai? Mujhe janna hai! PM kar.

Lol it's a blurry idea as of now...read the PS that I have added now

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Lol it's a blurry idea as of now...read the PS that I have added now

Haan, mujhe bhi last wala likhte hue laga ki ghisa pita ho raha hai... ek hi type ka comedy ho raha hai... I think we should decide this tomorrow. Ab mann thoda jam hai.... kal dekhte hai kya karenge.

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Haan, mujhe bhi last wala likhte hue laga ki ghisa pita ho raha hai... ek hi type ka comedy ho raha hai... I think we should decide this tomorrow. Ab mann thoda jam hai.... kal dekhte hai kya karenge.

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Alright...we will think about it...jaldi jaldi mein nai karna...mood mein hote hain tabhi acha aata hai 😀

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Kuhu took so much of time ki Shaam se raat ho gayi... everyone decided to just chill after a heavy day at their rooms

Meenu on phone: haa Parul...aap kal subh ki flight se aa jaiye ab shwet b yaha hai mein akele handle nai kar paungi..Lekin kisi Ko btana mat

Abir in his balcony on video call: haa bro..ap standby pe Rehna...suno kisi Ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki aap aane vale ho..bye bro...** Sees Mishti sitting facing the sea ..decides to visit her*

Abir: woahh...Goa itna bhi safe nahi hai ...raat Ko akele bethi ho..koi aa jaega toh

Mish: mere pass brown belt hai...tum apni chinta karo...vaise sab kitna shan't lag rha hai na...kya hai Toofan se pehle ki Shanti hai yaa Baad ki

Abir just looks at the sea...

* Somewhere at a daaru ka adda ...a man sitting in the dark is talking on the phone*

" Kya...pakki khabar hai...us guruji aur uske chamcho Ko kal dikhate hain...pravachan denge...daaru ka dhandha bandh karvemge...aaye bade...

Bolo....Wah ...vo ladka puri family k saath aaya hai....Apne aadmi hathiyar aur daaru taiyaar rakhna...ab toh Bhagwan bhi chahta hai....ki mera yani SAPAN BHAI KA PLAN KAMIYAB HO "

Ha ...ha...ha...

PS: mujhe aur comedy nai aa Rahi...so thought to do this way.. discard it if you both don't like it...aaj pata nahi ho nahi raha hai😅

Next morning everyone wakes up and decides to go for breakfast outside to the beach shack since all were hungry from last night due to Kuhu's inability to cook anything edible.

At the shack:

Abir: Toh guys, kya khana hai?

Sourav: Mai scrambled eggs and toast khayunga with baked beans.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa. Aaj yeh din bhi dikha diya? Maasaahaari khane wale ke saath ek hi table par baithke khana padega?

Sourav: Auntyji. Eggs are protein. Very good for health. Aap ko bhi khana chahiye. Aap ka dimaag tezi se kaam karega and aapke saare plans successful honge.

Meenu: Tumhari himmat... (Gets cut by Abir)

Abir: Maa, aap over react kar rahi hain. Usse non veg khana hai toh khane dijiye.

Meenu (looking at the menu): Yaha toh sab maasaahaari hai. Lekin hum shudh shaakaahaari hai. Hume yaha nahi khana chahiye.

Kunal: Mom, mai yaha smoothie bowl khayunga. That's veg.

Kuhu: Mai french fries, vegetable sandwich aur croissant khayungi.

Abir: Dekha maa, yaha kitna vegetarian khana hai. Kuch toh khaa lijiye.

Meenu: Tum keh rahe ho toh theek hai. (Gives that fake maa wala smile)

All order food and one by one their food starts coming to the table.

Waiter: Sir, yeh raha aapka smoothie bowl. (Serving Kunal)

An unknown voice pops in.

Voice: Kya smoothie? Tum aaj bhi smoothie pite ho Kunal? Mere haath ki smoothie tumhari favourite thi na?

Everyone turns around and sees it's Shwet.

Kunal: Haa. Thi. Ab nahi hai. Ab mai smoothie bowl khata hoon.

Shwet: Jo bhi ho smoothie toh lete hi ho na. Maine jo aadat tumhe dilayi thi abhi tak nahi chuti na?

Waiter comes in with another tray to the table.

Waiter: Yeh lijiye grilled vegetables aur bread.

Mishti: Lekin humne yeh nahi mangvaya hai.

Shwet: Yeh maine mangvaya hai. Waiter aap iss table par laga do yeh.

Abir: Tumhe kisne invite kiya yaha pe?

Shwet sits down at their table.

Shwet: Mere guruji kehte hai ki man jaha chahe vaha baith jana chahiye.

Abir thinking: Yeh yaha vapas kya karne aayi hai?

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Sapan's goons are at the same beach and they spot Shwet sitting at the table. Goon calls Sapan.

Goon on phone: Sahab, uss Guruji ki cheli yaha beach mein baith kar khana kha rahi hai.

Sapan: Kya? Akeli hai?

Goon: Nahi. Voh kissi ke saath baithi hui hai.

Sapan: Abey naalaayak! Theek se dekh kiske saath hai?

Goon goes closer.

Goon: Sahab yeh toh Abir Rajvansh ke saath baithi hui hai!

Sapan: Kya? Abir Rajvansh?!!

Goon: Uska pura parivaar hai saath mein.

Sapan: Matlab yeh alcohol band karwane ka kaam Abir Rajvansh ka hai. Usi ne uss guruji se yeh pravachan karwaya hoga. Abir Rajvansh, tumhe toh mai dekh loonga! Tum aur tumhara parivaar bach nahi paayenge! *HA HA HA*