YRHPK NAUTANKI- NEW- Babies day at RV House part 2 page 30 - Page 11

Kuku's Familymoon

Contributed by socioboss9797 (aku), Onyourface (Uru) and meen123 (meen)

- Part 1: Uninvited Mehmaan

Here are links to all the parts:

Part 1: Uninvited Mehmaan: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150798953?tid=5102711

Part 2: Toofan se Pehle ki Shaanti: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150834723?tid=5102711

Part 3: Sapan Bhai ki Re-Entry: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150839037?tid=5102711

Part 4: The Alcoholic Adventures: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150840540?tid=5102711

Part 5: How Many Weddings?: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/150847796?tid=5102711

Kunal and Kuhu got married. They are going for honeymoon to Goa. Meenu decided to accompany Kuhu and Kunal to their honeymoon. Also, she somehow convinced Abir and Ketki to accompany her to Goa. They have reached the Panjim airport. (Some info: Mishti's rishta got fixed with Sourav. Sourav likes Ketki. The Chauhans already know the Rajvansh fam members and have already met them before)

At the airport:

Meenu: Ambe Maa ki kripa se flight mein turbulence hone ke baavajood hum safely land kar gaye. 😇

Abir: Haan Maa. Lekin aapne toh aaj kamaal hi kar diya. Khud Nanko aur Kuhu ke beech wali seat mein baith gayi. Thodi toh privacy deni chahiye na unhe? 🙄

Kunal: Bhai, maa ne kuch galat nahi kiya. Maa ko pata hai ki mujhe flight mein take off aur landing ke vaqt dar lagta hai. Maa ki haath pakadke mujhe mann mein shanti milti hai. 👫

Ketki: Kunal bhai, aap toh bilkul 5 saal ke chote baby ho.😜

Abir: Meenu ka munna. Ab tujhe maa ki nahi, Kuhu ki haath pakadni chahiye. 😬

Meenu: Chup thayu Ketki. Kunal beta, tumne hotel valo ko phone kiya? Hume pick karne gadi bhej di na? 😏

Kunal: Yes Maa.😌

Ketki: AREYYY... MISHTI ..........aur...........Sourav?!! 😲

Kuhu: Kya? Mishti ki bachi? Ketki yeh tum kya bol rahi ho? 😖

Ketki: Haa bhabhi, vaha dekhiye. Mishti yaha hai.☺

Everyone turns around.

Abir: MISHTIIIII (Walks to Mishti)😮

Meenu and Kunal share an annoyed look with each other. 😠 All of them walk up to Mishti and Sourav.

Sourav: Hello guys! Dekho main yaha marathon daudte daudte pahuch gaya.😎

Ketki: Tum yaha racing track par nahi ho. Yeh airport hai and tum yaha hawaaijahaaz se aaye ho. 😞

Sourav: Aur tumhe toh ache se pata haina mai yaha kyun aaya hoon? 🤔

Leans in to Ketki's ear and whispers "Tumhare saath beach mein watersports karne." 😉

Sourav: Hehe, mai toh yaha aap sab ke saath beach yoga karne aaya hoon. Dekho main sab ke liye protein powder suitcase mein bhar bhar ke laya hoon. Sab ko every morning yeh lena padega. 🤗

Ketki thinking: **Pagal hai poora ka poora**😩

Abir: Mishti tum yaha?☺

Mishti: Voh mai... Auntyji ne jab Badi Maa ko bataya ki voh khud aur Abir aur Ketki bhi Goa jaa rahe hai, tab Badi Maa ne Sourav aur mujhe yaha Kuhu ko accompany karne bola. 🙄

Kuhu: Aye behenji, tune mujhe pehle bataya kyun nahi?😡

Mishti: Tujhe kyun batati ? 😑

Voh actually Jasmeet aunty ne Badi Maa ko suggestion diya tha ki yeh surprise rahe. Issliye Badi Maa ne mujhe kuch nahi bolne ko kaha tha. (says this while looking at everyone) ☺

Kuhu whispering: Dadi ko kya hua hai? Teri hi kami thi is honeymoon pe . Saasu or oldie to hai hi ab Mishti bhi Sourav ke sath. #overprotective

Kunal: Kuch kaha?

Kuhu: Nai nai. Bas Mishti aa gai..Mishti bhi mere fav jagaah dekh legi. Uske type ki ni hai. Use boring cheeze pasand hai

All this while Abir is looking straight at Mishti and she doesn't meet his eye..

Meenu: Lekin ab kuhu hamari bahu hai..hum uska Dhyan rakh lenge..ap dono vapas jaa sakte hai.

Kunal: Aur vaise bhi kabhi dekha hai.. honeymoon pe dulhan ki behen aayi ho?

Abir: Wah Meenu ke Munna .. honeymoon pe dulha puri baraat laya hai...Dulhan ek behen nai laa sakti ...acha khasa Bahamas ka option diya tha...Lekin nahi tujhe to yahi family moon karna tha.

Meenu: Kunal ki koi galti nahi hai...ab meri meeting bhi yahan hai ye to Sanjog ki baat hai..isme koi kya kar Sakta hai

Saurav: *whispers to ketki*..Lekin mein to tumhe apni family, honey aur moon teeno banana chahta hun.

Ketki: Fui ne Suna na to yahi tope se udade Australia bhejengi

Kuhu: Kya tumhe Bahamas ka option mila tha phir bhi hum yahan aaye ?#clichecoupleskaclichedestination

Kunal: Kuhu I know you are upset.. please mere liye Maan jao...

Saurav: **in his angreji accent** tum logo ka hum saath saath hain ho gaya ho to chale bohot garmi hai idhar...ufff...can't want to swim!

Kuhu: WHAT??? Mai ethnic dress pehen ke maara hivda pe dance ni krne vali is Mishti ki bachchi ke saath.

Kunal: Kya bola tumne?

Abir: Rehne de.Nanko tu Kuhu or maa ko andar gaadi mein le ja. Mai aata hu.

Kuhu: Kunal, hum dono akele kuch time spend karenge please. Promise karo.

Kunal: Sure Kuhu. Yeh bhi koi kehne ki baat hai?

Abir: Angry chorni, tum yaha kyu aayi ho?

Mishti: Maine bola na Jasmeet aunty aur Badi Maa ka surprise tha.

Mishti tries to walk away to the car but Abir grabs her hand.

Abir: ** comes very close**...Ab sach batao...mere liye aai ho na?

Mishti: Mera haath chodo ..pakadna hai to ye ..uhh...pakdo..** gives a heavy bag**

Abir: Yeh...aaah..kya hai...itna Bhari?

Mishti: Saurav ka hai

Abir: Saurav....

Saurav: Dude vo mere 5 kg ke 12 dumbells hai... workout k liye.

Abir: Lekin hotel me gym hota hai.

Saurav: Lekin ye mere lucky dumbells hai..

Abir:.....Tumhare liye iska rishta aaya hai, Mishti?

Mishti thinking: Ye kyu puch raha hai sawaal. Iski aankho me mat dekhna. Kuch or nikal jayega muh se

Mishti: Tumhe kya fark padta hai mere liye kiska rishta aaya. Tum apni painting vaali se matlab rakho or apne bhai pe dhyaan do.

Abir: Tumne kyu ni dekhi painting us din Mishti?

Mishti: Muje jana hai. Jaane do.

Abir: Maine ni roka tumhe. Tum khud aayi ho yaha. Mera peecha karte huye. Jitna bhi mana karo.

Mishti ignores Abir's words and gets inside the car. Abir is a bit disheartened. Abir and Sourav also get in. The car takes them to the hotel. All of them enter the hotel lobby and Kunal is checking in at the reception.

Meenu: Kunal tumne family suite book karvayi thi na?

Kunal: Yes mom. It has 3 bedrooms, a living room and a small kitchen.

Meenu: Ambe Maa ki kripa se hotel room mein kitchen hain. Kuhu tum roz hamare liye khana pakaogi na?

Sourav: You are right aunty! Bahar ke unhealthy food se better is having homecooked meals.

Kuhu: Umm....hmm....mai.....hhhhhha. (thinking: yeh kaha phass gayi. Kaha socha tha Kunal ke saath Goa ke beach mein romance karungi lekin ab lagta hai sasuma ki seva karni padegi)

Meenu: Saaru.

Ketki: Lekin fui, hum kaise soyenge. Kaun kaun ek bedroom mein? Bhaiya aur bhabhi ka toh ek room pakka hai. Baaki hum sab?

Meenu: Nahi. Ab Kuhu ki behen Mishti aagayi hai toh ab voh apni behen ke saath soyegi. Ketki, tum bhi unke saath rahogi. Abir, Kunal aur Sourav, aap sab dusre bedroom mein rahoge. Aur teesre bedroom mein main rahungi.

Kuhu: Par.... (thinking: HEINNN! Mujhe toh Kunal ke saath.......)

Kunal: Brilliant idea maa! Kuhu, par var kuch nahi. Agar kisi ko kuch bolna hai toh apni behen ko bolo. Mom, keys mil gaye hai. I'm going to the room. Aap bhi chalo.

Kuhu whispers to Mishti: Mishti ki bachi.

Mishti whispers to Kuhu: Dragon ki bahu.

All go to the room. Kunal unlocks the room. All of them enter. The suite has a sea view.

Kuhu: Wow. Yeh kitna romantic hai.

Abir murmurs: Romantic toh tab hota jab hum sab yaha na hote aur sirf tum aur Nanko akele hote.

Meenu: Kya kaha Kuhu?

Kuhu: Kuch nahi. Kuch nahi. Bass yehi bol rahi thi ki yeh kitna......ticcccc.....tokkkk hai?

Abir: ?

Ketki: ?

Kuhu: Matlab yaha tik tok app ke videos ache aayenge.

Kunal: Kuhu, yeh sab badmein karna.

Ketki sees Sourav removing things from his bag.

Ketki: Yeh sab kya hai?

Sourav: These are my meal plans for the week. Then these are my dumbles. This is my skipping rope. That is my protein powder. Mai specially yeh protein powder doodh mein mila ke tumhare liye har subah tumhare room layunga.

Ketki: Nahi chahiye

Sourav: But i know tumhe mai chahiye hoon.

Ketki: Yeh agar fui ne sun li toh tumhe yaha ke balcony se neeche phek dengi

Sourav: Pyar kiya to darna kya, Ketu? Tumhare liye to kahi se bhi kood jaunga.

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Kuhu: Mishti ki bachchi ...yaha aa gayi hai toh meri cooking me help kar dena....muje sirf dessert aata hai tuje pata hai na?

Mishti: *Smiles* Kuhu ko meri zaroorat pad gayi . Tameez se help maang apni dragon saas ko impress karne ke liye.

Kuhu: Tune help ni karni . Mai ketki se maang lungi #terizarooratni. Jo tu kar sakti hai vo mai bhi kar sakti hoon.

Mishti: Mujhe vo karna bhi nahi hai jo tu kar sakti hai ..badi ma ne bola nai hota toh aati bhi nahi.

Abir: Joothi...andar andar se toh khush ho rahi ho ki yahan aayi.

*Mishti ignores*

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Kuhu: Ketki tum madad karogi?

Ketki: Mujhe to sirf Maggie banani aati hai...aur vo bhi...hhhhhhhhhh** shocked to see Saurav all ready to swim with a swimming cap on ..with initials KS on it**

Seeing Sourav Kuhu thinks: Yeh kaha aagaya. Lagta hai yeh koi mujhe help nahi karne khana banane mein. Main Kunal ke pass chali. (Goes to Kunal's room)

Saurav: Chalo guys ... ready to swim!

Abir: ....Relax kar ja bhai...Abhi to aaye hain...ek min...yeh swimming cap pe KS kyu likha hai...ye kaunsa brand hai?

Saurav: Ohhh it means ket and...aaaa...dude mein itna bhi bhola nahi hun...it means..aa..Kool Saurav.

Mishti: Lekin cool toh c se hota hai.

Saurav: Ye happening logon ka lingo hai..tum nahi samjogi.

Abir: Mishti, tumhari toh iss happpening aadmi se shaadi ho rahi hai? Lagta hai tumhare upar bhagwan ne blessings ki barish ki hai. (Teases)

Mishti: Haa, tumhare upar paint ki barish ki hai naa? Toh jao, vapas ek painting banao painting wali ki.

Sourav: Dude, Goa mein aake you'll do painting? So boring. Mai swimming karne jaa raha hoon anyone wanna come?

Abir: Ketu,tu jaa iske saath. Kahi doob na jaye akele.

Ketki: Main? Bhai mai kyun jaau?

Abir: Jaa na. Tum dono ki achi dosti hai.

Sourav: Abir bhaiyaa is totally correct. You don't even need to change Ketki. The jhabla type top that you're wearing will help you float.

Abir: Mai tera bhaiya nahi hoon. Call me Abir.

Sourav: But you are Ketki's bro na so my bro. Btw, Meenakshi aunty should come with us to swim too. Unhe paani mein bohot mazaa aayega. Ketki aur uski fui dono float karenge saath mein. Ketki chalo let's go to your fui.

Sourav drags Ketki to Meenu's room.

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Kuhu hugs Kunal from behind.

Kunal: Oh God. Dikhta nahi kya tumhe Kuhu? Mai yaha Uma Patel se phone pe humare Goa tour ka schedule leke likh raha hoon?

Kuhu: Kya? Schedule? Honeymoon pe schedule.?

Kuhu snatches Kunal's phone and cuts the call.

Kuhu: Ab se no schedule. Humara mann jaha chahe hum vaha jaayenge.

Kunal: Mera mann bas Maa ke paas jaane ko chahta hai.

Kuhu thinking: Kahi yeh gay toh nahi? Nahi nahi Kuhu..yeh sab kya soch rahi hai...aisa nahi ho sakta...aisa hota toh voh mere se shaadi nahi karta ...

Kuhu: Theek hai. Aaj tumhe kya khana hai?

Kunal: Mom se jaake poocho. Unhe pata hota hai ki mujhe kab kya khana hai.

Kuhu thinking: Iski har baat maa se shuru hoti hai aur maa pe khatam hoti hai.

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Abir opens the door of the suite to go out. He turns towards the suite and closes it back. While closing, he hears a voice from a suite next door.

Voice: Oh Abir. Tum yaha bhi aa gaye. Lagta hai universe ne humara milan likh rakha hai.

Abir turns around and sees that it's Shwet.

Abir: Safed tum yaha bhi? Tum yaha kaisi pahunchi.

Shwet: Bas....universe.. or....mere.....GurujI...ka....ashirvad...hai. Maine....maggie noodles....ko...Kunal....se...door...nai...karaya....you....see....negative...kaam...mai....ni....krti......aura...kharab...hota...hai.

Abir: Tum mujse or Kunal se door raho.Bas

Shwet grabs his hand and in that moment Mishti also comes out of room.

Shwet: Chashmish...bhi....yaha....hai....bahut....maza....aayega.

Mishti: Dil kala naam safed. Tum Yaha b?

Shwet: Same.... question.... again...and ...again...Universe...meri....awaz...record...kr k...echo...kr ...dia...kro....bahut...energy...waste...karate...hai..ye...log.

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Kuhu: Khane me kya banana hai? Kunal ne aapko puchne ko kaha? Kya vo sab kaam aapko puch ke hi krta hai?

Meenu: Haan Kuhu!!

Kuhu whispers "bathroom schedule bhi?"

Meenu: Kya kaha?

Kuhu: Kuch ni...ap bata deti kya banana hai..fir saaman bhi dekhna padega na...yaha pata ni h ke ni #goahaina

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Shwet: Tum dono hato..mujhe guruji ke pravachan k liye Jaana hai..."Alcohol pine k chamatkar".

Abir: Tumhare guruji aise pravachan dete hai?

Shwet: Title sarcasm me hai ..taki zyada alcoholics attract ho..you see ...hum unhe sudharna chahte hai..

** Suddenly they see saurav running towards then in the lobby still in swimming attire with both hands flying in the air...Meenu running behind Saurav with a big vase in hand...Ketki and Kuhu running behind Meenu**

Saurav: Bachao bachao...this lady is gonna kill me!

Meenu: Tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhse ye puchne ki...Ruko rukooo...Abir pakdo isse!!

Ketki: Fuiiiii ..Ruko usko vo matlab nai tha...

Shwet: Woww..tumhari joker family bhi yahan hai Abir?

Enters Kunal: Guys ye kon shor macha Raha hai...kya main 5 min bhi shanti se ek presentation.....* Shocked to see Shwet on one side and the people running towards him from the other side*

************End of part 1***********

To be continued........