Chapter 1
“My daughter, my step-daughter in fact, is 23. She is very beautiful- you’ve seen the pictures. I think she is ideal for your son,” Kaushalya Gupta sipped her coffee as she stared at Mrs.Veena Jindal across the table. They were sitting in their club coffee shop after their daily card game. She had known Veena Ji for a few years now. Shrewd matriarch of the Jindal empire, Veena Jindal was about 65 years old and looked younger. Her hair was carefully dyed and coiffed. Her face lifts were regular and made her look at least 10 years younger. Her make up was classy and low-key. She wore a beautiful cotton sari in pastel blue with a pearl necklace and earrings. There was nothing loud about her. Everything screamed class. Even her simple cotton saris were worth lakhs. Her very simplicity was expensive and she liked it that way.
“Yes, she is very beautiful,” Veena Ji’s voice was low-pitched and musical. “But is she right for Akshat? I wonder. He is so….alone. He needs someone to wake him up. Liven things up a bit at home. You know what I mean?”, she asked Kaushalya. Kaushalya nodded, not understanding a word of what was meant. She only saw the Rupee signs beckoning like shining lamps in the dark, casting a halo around Veena Ji’s head. Veena looked at Kaushalya, wondering why she ever agreed to meet this vulgar woman for coffee today. She knew Kaushaya Gupta slightly. Everyone at the club knew her- her loud voice and her garish clothes preceded her where she went. She was greedy for money and whined about it all the time. Her husband was an older man who had married her in the hopes of giving his daughter a mother after his first wife had been killed in an accident. Instead Kaushalya had presented him with a daughter of their own and had alternately ignored and bullied his elder daughter till she was afraid of her step-mother in a very Cinderella like manner. She had flunked out of college in the first year, and had been sitting at home for 5 years now, doing absolutely nothing. Kaushalya had decided it was time to get her married, so that she would not stand in her own daughter Revti’s way. Revti was only 17, but she would need to be married one day. And Kaushalya wanted Guddan out of the way well before that day came. Guddan was silly, under-confident, couldn’t walk without tripping, had verbal diarrhoea, foot-in-the-mouth syndrome, and a hundred other weaknesses. She was also full of life and very charming. Not to mention drop dead gorgeous. Her doe-eyed beauty was the bane of Kaushalya’s existence. Dark-brown almond shaped eyes rimmed by long, thick lashes. Thick, lustrous hair that curled naturally at the ends. Pink lips that curved into the sweetest smile. A dimple in her left cheek, that peeked out when she smiled. A tip tilted nose that was cute as a button. A petite figure and slim, shapely legs. Guddan Gupta was good-looking on a bad day. On a good day, she was smoking hot.
“I think she is just right for Mr.Jindal. You mentioned you were looking for a younger girl. I know she is almost 20 years younger than him, but sometimes that is a good thing. You know, older men have so much distinguished charm. Take my own husband…he is 12 years older than I am, but I never regretted marrying him. He just took such good care of me,” Kaushalya simpered, and Veena ji cringed at her shrieky laugh. The nouveau riche were so very passé.
“Yes, I wanted a younger girl for a very specific reason. Akshat is jaded. He doesn’t believe in innocence and romance and all that anymore. His life is so very ordered, it irritates me. Sometimes I go into his room and mess up his clothes shelf just to create some chaos. He’s boxed himself in, and I want him to break out, you understand?”, she asked, knowing the only thing Kaushalya would understand would be the fat cheque that would change hands if this went through.
“Yes, yes. And my Guddan is just the one to do it. She is lively, you know. She can brighten any room up with her chatter,” not to mention give one a headache, Kaushalya thought wryly.
“I’d like to meet her,” Veena ji said.
“Of course Veena ji. You and your son can come home any time to meet her. Just let us know when,” Kaushalya sounded excited.
“No. Not my son. Just me. And not at your home. Here. Ask her to meet me here tomorrow at noon. I want to talk to her,” said Veena ji.
“Yes, yes of course,” Kaushalya wondered what type of matrimonial examination this woman would conduct. She would have to accompany Guddan and make sure she didn’t spout her usual exuberant nonsense.
“Please send Guddan alone. No need to accompany her. I won’t eat her up. I just want a small chat with her. You understand, I’m sure?” Veena Jindal gauged Kaushalya’s thoughts as plainly as if she had uttered them.
“Yes, yes of course I understand.” Gayi bhains pani mein, thought Kaushalya. There was no way Guddan could navigate Veena Jindal’s interrogation without making an idiot of herself. She would have to prepare her and hope for the best.
Veena Ji called for the bill, signalling that their coffee session was over.
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‘Safina, tumhe cooking aati hai?’
‘Nahi, lekin agar sab kuch sahi raha toh mein ek din aap ka liver transplant kar sakti hoon.’
Guddan Gupta (DeeGee to her friends) mouthed Alia Bhatt’s famous one-liner from Gully Boy with reverence. Alia was her goddess, and Gully Boy was her favourite Alia movie. Her favourite scene was the one where Alia breaks a beer bottle on Kalki’s head for hitting on her boyfriend. It was right up DeeGee’s alley, that brand of violence.
“Guddan hain na, kuch bhi, kuch bhi maaf kar saki hai, lekin agar pyaar mein dhoka dene ki koshish ki, toh chodenge nahi, samjhe?” DeeGee said to the youtube video that was playing Alia’s Safina dialogues on a loop.
She was lounging on her bed in her skinny jeans and a midriff baring tank top, when her stepmother walked in.
“Guddan! Stop watching youtube right now. You are going to meet someone very important tomorrow. Get ready. You need to start practicing,” Kaushalya sounded frantic.
“Is it an audition? Did YashRaj Studios call? I’ve been sending them my portfolio every month for like, 3 years now. Maybe KJo finally took a look? Maybe he liked me? Maybe they want me for their next movie. Miracles can happen, you know. Oh, thank you Lord Krishna! Oh god, I’m so excited,” DeeGee jumped up and down on the bed like it was a trampoline, until Kaushalya yanked her down to solid ground.
“What utter rubbish. At the very least Guddan, you should know that Karan Johar runs Dharma Productions. YashRaj is run by Aditya Chopra,” sneered Kaushalya. “And they would never call you for an audition. If you ask me, Bhojpuri movies might give you a shot, but your father would have a heart attack, so let’s not go there.”
Guddan looked disheartened, but as she never managed to hold any emotion for longer than 10 seconds unless it was really intense, she perked up immediately. “Yes, yes. I know. I mix them up all the time. Anyway, they make the same type of romantic movies, what’s the diff? And I send my portfolio to everyone every month. Forget all that, why were you looking for me Mummy?” DeeGee asked Kaushalya.
“You are going to have lunch with Veena Jindal tomorrow at the club at noon,” Kaushalya explained.
“Who is she and why am I having lunch with her?”
“She is only one of the richest women in Indore. Her son runs Jindal Constructions and a bunch of other businesses. He also owns “Action Jackson” that restaurant in the Cantonment area which serves North-South fusion cuisine. Apparently he’s a qualified chef, in addition to being a successful businessman,” Kaushalya simpered.
“Oh yeah. I’ve been to Action Jackson. They do a killer Idli chana masala,” Guddan said nonchalantly. “But why am I meeting Action Jackson's mother?”
“They are looking for an alliance for him. His mother thinks you might do,” said Kaushalya carefully. She knew Guddan wouldn’t appreciate a 42 year old groom, but no need for her to know just yet.
“An alliance? Like shaadi? Meri shaadi? Huh! Why would such a rich guy want to marry me? I’m..I’m nobody..I mean nobody special,” DeeGee said quietly. She knew her weaknesses like the back of her hand. Guddan Gupta’s greatest strength was her intense self-awareness, something most people were incapable of possessing. Only she didn’t know how to channel it correctly, so it weighed around her neck like a millstone, for people like Kaushalya to exploit.
“You are right there. You are nobody special. In fact, you’re quite useless. But Veena Jindal thinks you maybe suitable. We can’t be saying no to such alliances. Please be very polite and talk like a decent girl from a good family tomorrow. Do not allow that wild tongue of yours to run away with you. Understood?” Kaushalya’s words made tears prick Guddan’s eyes, but she blinked them back resolutely.
“Uh..understood. What’s his name, by the way?,” DeeGee asked. “Action Jackson’s owner’s name, I mean?”
“Akshat Jindal, but they call him AJ” Kaushalya whispered reverently, as if she was taking the Lord’s name.
“Ha! Akshat Jindal. Action Jackson. A.J…Yeh hui na hero wali baat,” DeeGee said gleefully, appreciating the joke. “Chalo, mil lenge Veena Aunty se.”
“Dhanyawad Guddan Deviji. Now, get off the bed and let’s go look at your wardrobe. You need to dress appropriately for tomorrow. And then we need to go over what you can and cannot say. Also, no chewing gum at the table there. And do not, under any circumstances tell her you want to be an actress. These are classy people. No talk of acting-shackting and all, ok?, Kaushalya warned.
“Ok. Ok. What can I talk about Mummy?” DeeGee asked forlornly, knowing that if she put a foot wrong tomorrow, there would be hell to pay. She wondered if “classy people” didn’t watch movies. That would re-classify them as “boring people.”
“Restrict yourself to the weather and everyone’s health,” Kaushalya advised sagely.
“The weather and everyone’s health. OK,” DeeGee said thoughtfully.
Two hours later DeeGee was in a rage. She and her Mummy had combed her wardrobe and found a baby pink lucknowi chikankari salwar suit for her to wear. She had been drilled in how to walk straight, talk softly, not talk while chewing, cross her legs while seated, and look bashful and not make too much eye contact with her prospective MIL. After all that, when she was allowed to return to her room alone, she had googled Mr.Action Jackson. And that’s when she lost it. HE WAS OLD. LIKE REALLY OLD. OVER 40 FOR GOD’S SAKE. HER MUMMY WANTED HER TO MARRY AN UNCLE. U.N.C.L.E.
“What 23 year old marries a 42 year old in an arranged marriage?”, DeeGee fumed. She went down to her Mummy who was leafing through the pages of Vogue India in the hopes of picking up some styling tips. Kaushalya was a slavish, if tasteless, follower of fashion. She always ended up matching too much. Guddan had tried to explain to her many times that one didn’t wear a red sari with red lipstick, and carry a red purse, wear red shoes and red earrings and red bangles and wear a large red bindi all at once. No. That just made one look like a stop sign. But Kaushalya had never understood the concept of a ‘pop of colour’ or ‘toning things down’. She liked to flaunt everything she had. She looked up from a page of Sabyasachi bridal looks to raise an eyebrow at Guddan.
“What is it?”
“He’s old. Action Jackson…I mean Akshat Jindal. He’s 42. Why do you want me to marry a 42 year old? I’m 23 Mummy,” DeeGee wailed.
“You silly girl. So what? Older men make the best husbands. They are well-settled, rich, in fact. No struggling for them, no saving money to buy a house and all that. They already have everything. If this works out with the Jindals, you will daughter-in-law to one of the richest business houses in the State. They are worth over 5000 crores. It’s not money to be sneezed at. Besides, it would be great for your Father’s business, if he could be seen to be working with the Jindals, you understand?”, Kaushalya wondered why she needed to keep explaining the basic principles of what it took to build a good life to her step-daughter over and over again. The girl really was that dumb. The 4Ms that were the Ashoka pillars of Kaushalya’s existence- Money, Mansion, Mercedes and Manish Malhotra had been dinned into Guddan till she could repeat them like a rattoo tota. But she didn’t really understand them. Like understand them with the depth of feeling that Kaushalya felt for them. DeeGee’s preferred 4 Ms were Masti, Mughlai khana, Manikarnika and the Molten brown eyes of Hrithik Roshan.
“Papa is OK with this rishta?, Guddan opened her eyes wide.
“Of course he is. He’s the one who suggested it to me, in fact,” Kaushalya lied without batting an eyelid. Her husband had no clue, and would not be pleased with a man so significantly older than his daughter. But she could bring him around, she had always been able to do so.
“Look Guddan, you are 23 and you are beautiful. Those are pretty much the only 2 things in your favour. You are not even a graduate. You can’t keep house, can’t cook, don’t have any hobbies except watching YouTube, and have wasted the last 5 years of your life doing absolutely nothing. The least you can do is marry well, help your father’s business along, and live a good life in the bargain. I’ll tell you a secret- older men like younger women, OK? It makes them feel young when they are with a younger girl. It’s called a mid-life crisis…google it,” Kaushalya offered these pearls of worldly wisdom to her step-daughter who stared, round-eyed at her.
“What’s wrong with Papa’s business?,” DeeGee asked, latching on to the only point she cared about in her step-mother’s diatribe.
“Wrong? Nothing’s wrong. It could be better. He lost out on that cement contract to Aiva’s last week,” Kaushalya said. “But if he worked with Akshat Jindal, he would get many more contracts just based on AJ’s connects. Powerful men open up a lot of avenues, you understand?”
“I..understand. You want me to marry a man 20 years older than me because he is rich,” Guddan said, hitting the nail on the head directly.
“Well, don’t put it quite so crudely,” Kaushalya complained. “Fabulously wealthy and powerful. Besides, play your cards right, and he will be so besotted with you, he won’t even notice if you have a younger boyfriend or or two on the side.”
Guddan looked at her, stunned. She knew her step-mother was all about money, but here she was advocating extra-marital affairs in order to induce her to marry AJ Uncle.
“What? Don’t look so stunned. I’m not telling you to have an affair. I’m saying if AJ is not up to your expectations, you can always look around you once you are settled in to your marriage. These things happen. Everyone understands and looks the other way, OK?” Kaushalya said.
“OK. OK. I’ll meet Veena Aunty. Or should I say Veena Dadi, considering her son is the Uncle!,” DeeGee quipped. She would have lunch with Veena Jindal and convince her that she didn’t want Guddan Gupta for a daughter-in-law. There was no way she was marrying that Uncle. No. Way. In. Hell.
That's it for Ch1 folks!