Tailpiece
So it turns out that this closeted director, who has been petrified of his sexuality for a lifetime, is suddenly tom-tomming about his latest flings on an exclusive dating app featuring very wealthy gay men. But the film industry is agog at his claims, most being imagined fantasies, conjured to make him fit in at the occasional dinner party. In reality, the director was last seen fleeing a gay bar in NYC on spotting some NRIs. Relax, honey, you and your filmography are only world-famous in Bandra.
Can you guess who?
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