Sam aa gaya blancket lene toh Naina devi ko ghussa kyun aata hai? Kuchh tu tu main main, shart yeh woh and Sam bola tum pehle bhi behenji thi aur ab bhi behenji ho. ( jab tak Sam N ko biwi nahi samjhega SR toh milne se raha)
Sam wapas aa gaya phirse darwaza band karne ( ki kahin N phir se bed pe koodne na lag jaaye aur neend disturb ho neeche.)
Idhar mama Kans aur Devang,the Nandi bail, ka Samaina pe discussion, Prabha Prabha Prabha ( maano Prabha na hui superwoman from China hui jise sab pata hai)
Phir mama ki planning &chaal, Sam ko office pehle hi bula liya aur Nandi bail ne MM ka sapola hone ke saboot pesh kiye.
Next day, new year pe poorana jhagda continues aur ab kitchen mein ladenge ( kitchen mein chaaku chhuri bhi hoti hai, kya pata inka aaj kal kuchh samajh nahi aata)
N boli main badli nahi shaadi se pehle bhi aise hi thi aur ab bhi ( shaadi se pehle bhi sorry bolna, galti maanna meri fitrat mein nahi tha aur ab bhi nahi)
Sam bola topper ho school ki par ghar grahasti mein zero toh N chali gayi.
Agrawal khandaan mein kare koi bhare koi, N ke kiye ki saza Preeti ko aur Bela ke dimaag ki batti ab jali ki shaadi se pehle dhang ke kaam sikha ke bhejna chahiye.
Bela ko N ki tension aur N VO ka hamesha ki tarah maa ne woh dekh liya tha jo Samaina paas hote huye bhi nahi dekh paa rahe the.(kahin inka french kiss toh nahi dekh liya)
Naina devi apne aur bhi roop dikha rahi packing karke, mujhe rehna hi nahi hai bolke aur boli tum mujhe chachaji jitna pyar kar hi nahi sakte. ( lagta hai Sam ka number hamesha chachaji ke baad hi aayega N ke liye)
Agrawal khandan mein Preeti ab khana banana seekh hi jaayegi shayad, Bela ki training chal rahi hai ( N ko bula ke use bhi sikha do Bela)
aur thoda suspense create kiya daakiye pe ki laga N aa gayi hai aur court ka sunke Bela ka rona dhona ( phir pata chalta Anan pe Rakesh, Ramu kaka aur Juhi ke murder ke charges hain aur lage haathon mama ne bhi Poonam ke bete ki kidnapping ka aarop laga diya hai)
N bag le ke chal di, ( ghar ki chhat pe nahi bhai, neeche ja rahi hai)
Sam ne shayad test liya tha girne ki acting karke aur N jaane lagi toh Sam in tension.
( Sam: tum ghar jaa ke kya bologi?
N: main bolungi tum hamesha ladte ho, har raat kisi na kisi baat pe ladte ho, 40 din se yahi hota aa hai aur phir alag so jaate ho kabhi sofe pe, kabhi neeche
Sam (crying) : aisa mat karo Naina warna log mujhe impotent samjhenge.
As usual N ke sar ke oopar se gayi yeh baat)
Phir Sam ke kuchh emotional dialogues, Nanu, V ke baad tum bhi chali gayi toh mera kya hoga ( aakhir Sameer bahu ne apna suhaag ujadne se bacha liya)
Phir Sam ko ek game khelne hai N ke saath ( Vikram aur Betaal.
N VO: woh din mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai jab Sameer Vikaram bana tha aur main Betaal, main Sameer ki peeth pe sawar thi aur woh mujhe ghar pe ghuma raha tha, kitne paagal the na hum heeheeheehee)
Kanji aa gaya ( par bartan toh bechari Pooname ne pehle hi dho daale hain apne elephant baby ko invisible mode mein N ki god mein deke)
Sam expired items ko phenk raha hain, biscuits phenk, coldrink phenk, yeh phenk woh phenk ( arrey Sam Babu phenkna hi hai toh MM ko utha ke phenk)
N said khane peene ki cheezon pe kya expiry date.
*bhankasgiri starts*
FB mein shopkeeper to N
"aayiye Naina ji aap ka saara saaman tayyar"
"Yeh expiry date se pehle wale nahi baad wale"
"magar aap toh expiry se pehle wale..."
"leti thi, jab wahi bemaza khana expiry ke baad wale items se bane aur naam bhi expired item ka ho toh koi yeh kyun le woh na le"
"maan gaye!"
"kise?"
"aapki cooking skill aur topper dimaag donon ko"
*bhankasgiri ends*
Sam ne expiry date dikhayi toh July 1994 thi ( Waah bhai, yeh kaise do mahine pehle expire hui koi time travel karke batao toh jaanen)
N VO ka 01.01.95 ko Sam ke liye tiffin banane ka sapna poora hua.
Precap... N crying, Sam asked kya hua toh N boli chachaji ( aur unpe lage murder aur kidnapping ke ilzaam, Sam ko tension Rakesh, Ramu, kaka, Juhi, elephant baby ko dhundhne space mein jaana padega aur udhar Vishakha se saamna hua toh kasam toot jaayegi, ab kya karega superman?)
P. S... This completes Round 3 and this time we have 3 winners, Trupti, Sakshi & 90sgal for being present on all updates, aap ko milte hain tinde award, thanks for being there everyday. And thanks to one update miss karne wale Uma, umam & Deepa, kuchh aur updates miss karne wale BSS & Appu and newly joined newbies and irregular posters.
P. P. S... Guys, there is a good news and a bad news. Good news is I got promoted; bad news is for that I have to go through a training of 6-8 weeks which will start from this Monday, I'll be travelling this weekend and hence it is my last update before taking a break. Unfortunately it is my 194th update, itne TP epi daale CVs ne warna aaj 200 complete ho jaate.