One Shot -Shaadi Yaan Siyaapa? CRACK FIC(ON TRACK)

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One Shot -Shaadi Yaan Siyaapa?

Anika dint know what to do as she stood clueless looking at Rudra performing the rituals with Saumya taking her to be Bhavya.

In the meanwhile Tia, finally caught Shivaay's eyes. She indicated him that she wanted to talk to him. He immediately suspected something wasn't right.

Shivaay, called Khanna and whispered something into his ears. Khanna immediately turned and walked towards the exit, passing Tia on the way and handing her a phone. Tia quickly looked around and started typing a message.

Shivaay who had been secretly looking at his phone at once opened the message as he received it.

"It's Saumya under the veil!"

He looked at Tia shocked. She nodded. He immediately turned attention to the bride. He couldn't make out but he also couldn't afford a risk.

He called Khanna and ten seconds later the light went off. He pulled Rudra in the darkness and quickly left with him.

While another man came up and took the place Rudra had just vacated.

Shivaay locked Rudra, cause he couldn't afford to answer his questions and left before the power was restored.

"I m Sorry Ladies & Gentlemen. There are a Few Technical Issues. The power will be restored in a matter of minutes!" He declared confidently.

* * *

Five minutes later the power was restored. The bride was seated at the mandap, and so was the groom. The bride's face was hidden behind the veil while the bridegroom's face was hidden behind the sehra.

"Arrey apne apne chere toh dikhao!" Pinky commented.

"Nahi!" Two voices spoke in unison. Anika and Shivaay stood behind the couple getting married. They looked at each other oddly.

"Nazar lag jaayegi, WO...pandit ji ne kah hai...ki ..." Dragged Anika's voice as she tried coming up with something.

.."haan..WO kaal kaal ...dosh ...hai...some problem with timing." Shivaay completed.

"Lekin..mahurat...nikalte Samay...

" sudden changes!" Explained Shivaay.

Pinky blinked, "aaj kal SB kuch suddenly hi hota hai.theek hain. Shuru kariye pandit Jii!"

Shivaay and Anika looked at each other and walked and stood aside.

"Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!" Both spoke in unison.

They blinked looking at each other.

"Aapko pata hai?"
"You know?"

Yet again they spoke together.

"Haan!" They nodded yet again simultaneously. They smiled.

"Kuch karna padega!" Anika said looking around.

"Jaldi karna padega!" Shivaay whispered aside.

She stared at that sniper guy. "Chingam ki tarah chipka hua hai Shivaay Se!" She spoke to herself. Suddenly a idea hit her.

Agar baansuri wala nahi rahega toh bansuri kaise bajegi!

"Idea!" She did excitedly. Shivaay looked at her in relief.

"Kya?"

Anika- "Aap yahan rahiye, hum yun jaake yun aye!"

"Anika. Anika." He called out behind her as she swayed in Kumri Rosie Rani style and left hurriedly

"Plan toh bata ke jaati! Aur iss KRR ka kuch karna padega kahin aisa nahi ho Anika KRR hi van jaaye.Nahi.WO bad mein.phele yeh shaadi !" He walked back to the bridegroom.

"Stop this wedding fast." The bridegroom whispered aside.

"I m on it!" Shivaay tapped his shoulder. "Don't worry!"

"I can't get married twice!" He pleaded.

"I know I know." Shivaay said thinking of an idea. He disappeared, leaving the sweating Dhulha!

Anika took the rod firmly and stealthily made her way to the man. She hit him hard on the head and at once he fell to the ground. She clapped. "Bada Aaya, Shibaay ko tamnche se udane wala! Wah Anika Wah! Ab ek problem ghati. Doosri pe lag. Yeh shaadi rokni padegi!"


Shivaay walked up to Tia and stood behind her. "Tia I need your help. We need to stop this wedding. I don't know how. Yeh Anika bhi naa jaane kahan chalo gayi."

"Shivaay, I can't! Shwetlana Di bhi yahin hai! And Roop Bus is also into this! " she informed Shivaay.

"Roop Bua?" He asked shocked.

"She is Veer Bhai's Mom!" Tia broke the news.

"O God !"

"Shivaay. Focus shaadi pE karo. Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!"

"I know !" Spoke Shivaay.

Suddenly a gun shot was heard.

A woman in Bhurkha walked up.

"Ab ye kaun hai!"

"I don't know Shivaay!" Spoke Tia.

"Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega!" The woman spoke.

"Kaise nahi hilega!" Whispered the Dulha.

"Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!"

Shivaay's happiness knew no bounds. "Haan yeh shaadi nahibho sakti !" He said clapping and coming forward. The bride and the bridegroom clapped as well.

While all stared shocked.

"you shut up, and stands there!" Said the lady holding the gun.

"Okay Okay. I will go back! " spoke a freaked out Shivaay.

"No going backs.staying there's only. " the voice said annoyed.

Another gun shot was heard from behind the mandap. The Dulhan yelped and caught the groom's hand.

"Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!" This time it was Bhavya!

She walked down the stairs.

"Agar tu wahaan hai toh yahan kaun hai?" Asked Pinky terrified.

The power finally went off. There was commotion.

When the lights, were restored, Vwer's voice echoed.
"Yeh shaadi home hi rahegi!"
The bride and the bridegroom clapped.
"Haan!" They said in unison.

"O hello burkhe waali madam apni gun neeche karo warna Kisi ki Oh My Mata ho jaayegi!" He said pointing the gun at Pinky's head.

"Oh My Mata! Neeche rakh gun apni!" Pinky cried.


"Hey how dare you!" Shivaay came forward.

"Hey. Stop there. Enough of this family drama. Main pagal ho jaaunga tum oagalo ke saath. O Ex-ACP, banduk pheko!"

Bhavya followed.

"Oye Panditji...shaadi karaao..!"

The bride and bridegroom were about to stand, when Shivaay spoke up, "aisa nahi ho sakta!"

"Haan!" Anika unveiled herself.

Shivaay looked at her shocked. "I knew it. Itni overacting tum hi kar sakti ho!"

"Sahi hai Shivaay. Tumhaari Anika bahut zyada overacting karti hai. Badi aayi Kumri Rosie Rani!"

"O hello...where shuru karo."

"O my mata. .thoda aaram se pakad. Pakad ke hi jaan legal kya!"

"Aunty ji. Days minute chup rahiye."

"Hey you, Tum meri dewrabi se aide baat nahi kar skate!" Jaanvi intervened.

"Oye Pandit, shaadi karwao tab take main inse nipata taa hoon." Spoke Veer annoyed.

"Aap beech mein mat boilye!" He spoke Rudely to her.

"Excuse. me. " Tej interrupted. "How dare you?"

"Tej!" Shwetlana came out of no where. "Relax." She winked.

"Ruk jaaiye ...yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!" Came Rudra's voice.

Veer looked shocked. "Tum wahaan ho toh yahan kaun hai?"

"Yeh shaadi ho ke rahegi!" Said the pandit irritated with the drama.

He started narrating the mantras hurriedly.

"Om! Run!" Cried Shivaay.
But he continued to perform the ritual.

"Gauri!" Anika said at the sane time.

Shivika exchanged glances. The bride and bridegroom revealed themselves.

"Bhaujaai...shayad Shankar Ji ki Mardi hain ki hum dobara shadi kare!" Gauri spoke excitedly. When the power had gone for the first time, Anika had taken Gauri's and Chubby's help and had made Saumya unconscious. Gauri had quickly replaced her. So that no one could make out, Gauri had sat.

Suprisingly, Shivaay had similarly replaced Rudra by Omkara. So that at the last minute Om could reveal himself and the marriage would be called off and Shivaay in the meantime would catch the entire Army of villans and vamps red handed.

"Chitchor Dariyal, maana padega aap ek dum humaari tarah hai Khidkitod!"

"Lekin aap USS se kya khusur -phusur kar rahe thee...?" She asked annoyed.

"Shut up. Agar pehle bata deti ki wo Gauri hai toh problem hi nahi hoti!" He scolded her. "And stop this Chitchir Dariyal Alright "

"Stop it you two!" Veer shouted.

Pinky hit her elbow into his ribs. "You shut ups, khabardaar, mere bete aur bahu se aide baat ki toh!"

Veer fell to the ground groaning in pain.

Jaanvi took opportunity and inspiration from Pinky and pushed away Shwetlana from Tej, after giving her. Tight slap.

The police hurried in and Bhavya smiled, folding her hands.

Omkara broke in excitedly, "Guys, him log shaadi kare. ?"

"Aye yeh cheating hai, yeh meri shaadi hai!" Cried Rudra. "Mere ko lock kar diya. Wo toh acha hua Chubby can to my rescue. Bhai ho yaan Dushman. "

Pandit-" Teen phere baaki hai, aap log kar lijiye!"

Omkara grinned and held Gauri's hand again.

"Nahi! Main Rudra se shaadi karoongi!" Saumya who had gained consciousness came out of one of the rooms.

"Shut up! " Janvi scolded. "Gauri- Om continue. " Bhavya! " she called and in minutes Bhavya was holding Saumya.

"Toh hum Kare Shaadi?" Asked Gauri Irritated.

"Haan !" Daadi entered.

"Daadi!" Everyone whispered. "Oye Roop tu kahan jaa rahi hai!" Daadi held her hand while the police women came and took her into custody as well.

"Chalo, an dekti hoon kaun rokta hain ye shaadi. Om shuru ho jaa!" Daadi smiled.

Finally everyone, stood with their respective spouse, happily bestowing flowers on Omkara & Gauri.

While Rudra kept whispering complaints in Bhavya's ears.
And
Shivaay and Anika continued arguing.

Pinky stood beside Shakti SMILING. "DEHKA Shaktiji !" She blushed. Shakti smiled maintaining a little distance.

Tej who noticed the scene giggled. "Pinky Ki Shakti, Se Dara Shakti!" He commented. While Jaanvi rolled her eyes. "Rudra takes behind you !" She shook her head looking lovingly at her elder son getting married.


An Oberoi Shaadi and No siyaapa couldn't be.

;)

P.S
Random Idea came and I wrote ;p
Also let me know your favorite part😆

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Blink_Cat thumbnail
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Posted: 7 years ago
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🤣 pinky ki shakti se dara Shakti...
amazing it is 🤣
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This emoji sums up everything 🤣

Loved it!
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Posted: 7 years ago
#4
Haha total siyyapa🤣
Its too funny anni😆enjoyed a lot

'Yeh shadi nahi ho sakti, yeh shadi hogi'😆😆

Irritated pandit said ab toh shadi ho ke rahegi🤣

Iss siyyape mein hi sahi ,Finally rikara's wedding happened 😆

Thanks for sharing sharmaji😛
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It was howlarious 🤣
I loved the whole Raita which u phloed
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Posted: 7 years ago
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yei shaadi nahi hosakthi 🤣🤣
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Hahaha ..chalo rikara ki shadi hui to sahi
awesome update
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Posted: 7 years ago
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🤣 🤣 hahaha this was awesome... oberoi shadi ka chemical locha...
But atleast Rikara got their proper wedding because of all this drama 😆 😉
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Originally posted by: rikara94

Haha total siyyapa🤣

Its too funny anni😆enjoyed a lot

'Yeh shadi nahi ho sakti, yeh shadi hogi'😆😆

Irritated pandit said ab toh shadi ho ke rahegi🤣

Iss siyyape mein hi sahi ,Finally rikara's wedding happened 😆

Thanks for sharing sharmaji😛

Kabhi haan kabhi naa😉😆

Ek dum thaa kar ke😉

O Jo Ji welcome ji welcome😉
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: devildiva21

🤣 🤣 hahaha this was awesome... oberoi shadi ka chemical locha...
But atleast Rikara got their proper wedding because of all this drama 😆 😉


Chemical nahi iss baar Electrical Loch hua😆

Excited Souls..."hum shaadi karein?"🤣

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