Swag Se Karenge Selebrationn- Happy Birthday Pooja

February ka mahina,...

pyar aur poo-ja ka mahina ...

Once upon a time there lived a dhoti clad oo maa sa a dukhyari soul, a pareshan aatma ..

in his quest to find mann ki shaanti a.k.a abs-olute peace he decided to take a trip to Bangkok ...While there, he came across a hawwt bod convention and decided to give it a try...During the pravachan oo maaa sa fell in lowe with abs ki poo-jaran baby P

Beby P- world renowned gemologist was known for her wit and humour and held a doctorate in sarcasm and her fans celebrate her birthday as "National Humor day "

She provided muft entertainment and rehabilitation for expressionless yet hawwt beings at her world class retreat, which is why her fans declared one of her budaay as

" International Hawwtiiee Day "

Oo maaa saa made his jeevan ka lakshya to haasil her but his yakeen ka safar was one raasta jo kabhi khatam hi nahi hota...Poo mata followed a strict no dating only taading policy

but Oo maa sa was ready to try every trick of the trade to do Poo ka swag se swagat to keel his aisi hai tanhai

Baby P, on the beach ... doing deep meditation to handle the abs-olute risk of abs-men with zero expressions and yet feeling 100% hero ... she opens her eyes ... and what a perfect start of a day ... when she sees ABS-olute hawwtiee with 6 packs abs coming out of the ocean ... ... Poo got her dose of nain sukh right there on the beach ...

blinks her eyes ... "for real i see the abs .. ermm man .. hope it's not my hallucination like everyday "

Ooo maaa saa walks towards her ...

"Swag se karenge sab ka swagat" plays in her head... she shrugs it .. looks around .. Ooo maaa saaa still walking in all swag towards her ...

Ooo maa saa : errm Xcusee me ... is there any nice Indian restaurant here
baby P : haan hain na ...

Ooo maa saa: kahaan ...

baby P : Seedha jaao samandar mein ... poora world cuisine milega ... nahin nahin khud banoge cuisine for sharks ...

baby P in her mind : seriously being expressionless is more dangerous than I could ever imagine ,.

Ooo maa saa ka expressionless expressions took over his abs-show and baby P cringed ...meditation couldn't help her even 22% also ...

Ooo maa saaa ka dil aagaya .. baby P ke 100% wit and sarcasm pe , mann hi mann he decided to woo her and win her over and get some of her wit rubbed off on to him ...

In the next few days, Ooo maa saa with the conviction of 100% hero Bogra... stalks baby P .. tries to impress her flaunting his Abs-olute haawwwt body, by stripping in chaddi to ball dancing ...

baby P is impressed with his antics and the conviction and dedication and ofcourse his ABS ... but the moment she sees his expressionless expressions ... she shows her 100% sarcasm and wit ...but that is what is fuelling Ooo maa saaa ka intent to woo baby P ...

Oo maa saa is chasing her like kohli's 100s with 100% determination ..

but with same expressions ... which are more of kebab mein haddi between Ooo maa saa and his manzil baby P ...

Baby P's sarcasm wouldn't get into his mandhbudhhi, freezer brain . but even then he would get dragged to her like a khati patang

This circus continued for a week ... baby P decides to give it a closure in the last over of the match ... which is tomorrow ...

There is a huge party ... baby P invites Ooo maa saa on a dinner date ... ... Ooo maa saa enters with style and swag ...but not a change in expression ..,... Baby P ke saath her friends are also there ,... who were taking note of all his antics yet trying hard not to laugh .. but ooo maa saa doesn't care .. like his expressions .. his brain is frozen ... baby P is confused if he is happy or sad or charming or whatever ,...

Ooo maa saaa gets up and makes announcement with style swag and angrezi ...how he is impressed with baby P's wit and sarcasm and is in Lauuu with her ...

baby P under her breath ,... swag nayi ... expression wahi ... rather nahin ...

her friends lol

baby P stands and says ... on this birthday I have made a resolution that I will not go on about abs unless the hawwwtiee is 100% on expression ... because I realized ... ABSolute happiness is not in watching ABSdude ...but in watching those dudes with proper expressions ... and Ooo maaa saaa made me realize this ,...

the mandhabhuddhi OOo maa saa thinks baby P is praising him and feels proud and flattered of course those are not seen on his face ... and he leaves like a winner .. in swag and style ...

Hina : thank goodness for ur resolution

Sim : all thanks to oo maa saaa

Moo : why only ooo maa saa we should also thank Ahem ji for it 😳

Them : Not againnn Mooo !!!

Poo in her mind "birthday nayi ... bakwaasness wahi .. "

D Clan ... phir bhi we lau you only because it's your happy birthday Poo

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credit : -sevenstreaks- and hinz

Bahahhahaa this thread 🤣 oo maa saa 🤣 and that poem 🤣 🤣 Bogra ka 100% ke saamne shahid ranvir r 2rs 😆

Thenks guys not that this is much effort from u mera mujhi pe hadh hai aaj subah hi i called oo maa saa mandhbudhi and its here oh so instant 😆 and rest is yr daily bakwaas ensembled 🤣

And the sigs lowely such nain sukh the boys then the abs and then dil diya gallan bas wo sami ke saath wrong wali ladki hai i ship him with the other lead but itna bakwaas karoge to mistake hogi hi hogi 🤣




Moo ke Blah reloaded ke chalte i thought thread dheere dheere kab GA ho i might as well stalk gatecrash n thenk u all grills 😳 😆

oyyeee poo tu already here ... gatecrashing ... teek se complete toh karne de ... tere se chatting karte karte no time to even color code this...ab tu hi karr.. mujhe balh dekhne de 😆 main toh IP mein bhi dheere dheere karti na 😳

Like I said its apni ben log parampara to chipkao khud ki bakwas khud par😆 tera kuch na ho sakey hai re Poo, gatecrashing thread is so not cool

I literally just finished 100% editing, and you gate crashed kab ka😆 waise we were trying to do early but Arriva has made me worst when it comes to timekeeping.. Next year ka birthday thread you will receive in full on GWR or Cross Country express😃

Many happy returns of the day Poo 🤗

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RDB🥳