"Silent as a graveyard, dark as death
Add a bit of chicken blood and a bholi Surat waale kamine Ka... head?😕",
Appy turned her perplexed eyes towards the right.
"Don't look at me", said Nabz while hunting for the bloody elaichi in her biryani,
"this face gives Satan nightmares."
Apz: Yes well I was hoping for some assistance.
Nabz: Sorry murder not on my agenda till next week.
Well there wasn't much one could do when the weird one is eating thought Appy and looked hopefully towards her ray of pitch black.
"I'm sure Pokmon go has killed more people than you have." ZO said, stabbing the cheese cake with perfect cuts.
So much for being her ray, thought Appy.
ZO: By the way, as conversations and preparations go, rituals won't help you until you help yourself.
Apz: By doing what exactly?!😡
"Erm if I may be allowed to say", Nabz chirped in, still looking for her victim, "you can start by dropping GRR Martin from your shelf and pick up a gun and go kill. Like literally , without saying dracarys and actually pulling the trigger."😃
At times Appy doubted herself in terms of people skills because a sane brain like hers wouldn't choose such people to be friends with.
Apz: You know I just hate the sight of blood. Now roasted, that is a fine way towards getting the...job done.😳
"Don't take it badly but", stopping for a dramatic pause ZO savoured the cheese cake's final moment, "assassin might be the wrong profession for you. You should try at KFC."
OK well assassins and sanity are synonymous.
"Mockery" said Appy, picking up the dead banana peel and handing it to Nabz, "not" spotting the elaichi and attacking it with zeal, "helping."😡
ZO: And neither is your basement full of weapons till you start using it again for more articulate work rather than culinary.
Apz: That's Nabz.👏
Zo: You used a freaking bazooka to make cookies?!!!😲😡
Nabz: It had the perfect round head. You loved the cookies!
Apz: Agenda people.🥱
Zo: Which basically is your inability to kill your target with a weapon while someone just makes cookie cutter out of precious possession.😡
Nabz: Stuff keeps lying around useless, I'm just keeping it rust free.⭐️
Apz: That jibe was uncalled for. 🤢
Zo and Nabz:...🤔😳
Apz: But OK alright! So getting me back on the scene is the agenda. I haven't been having a prospering year and it's almost at the end and the way everything is going , I might end up without a murder on my hand.☢️
And that, thought Appy with a shudder will end her. Lakshya wouldn't want her around!!!!!!😭🤢
Zo: Terrible fate.🥱
Nabz: I'm sorry Apz man, this is a tragedy in the making.
Apz: And here I thought it was all fine, what's the need to freak, you'll just be made fun of at the assassins harvest festival but hey even assassin's get bullied right?!!!!!!😡😡
Nabz: Shaant bheem shaant.
Zo: We are here for you and we'll stand by you in these difficult times.
Apz: Toh sunno. The need to kill has hit level 8 and I have a target in mind. Genuinely deserving death, painful on the scale of ram gopal Verma ki aag-
Zo and Nabz: wah wah👏
Apz: -Torture I'm swinging between ancient Egypt to dhinchak pooja...
Zo: Maar hi daalogi☺️
Apz: And method of execution ,you know maybe by drowning in pigeon poop or drastic magnetic pull.
Nabz: Bas Kar pagli rulaayegi kya.❤️
Zo: so who is it?
Apz: Well he got a beard
And then he didn't
He keeps leaving
Only to come back
He's not worth my time
But-
Zo and Nabz: BUT?
Apz: Poorana rishta, bhade Ka helicopter, sasta saabun, aur...
Zo and Nabz: Aur?
Apz: Chai.😳
Zo: Oh god!!!!! I'm done.☢️
Nabz: Mata Rani ka paap Apz lagega tereko. I'm going to jump off this window before you make me bleed just by the idea of this horror. Even we assassins have izzat.
Apz: Well charming reactions. Seems like the need for Barun Sobti's assassination is real😃
Nabz: I am not gonna contaminate my hands, these beautiful artistic-
ZO: Brand ambassador of death...🥱
Nabz: That too. And I have standards!😡
Apz: Which seem to be even below than killing gareebon ka Hritikh Roshan?
Nabz: 😡
Apz: I'm bitter and it's complicated but his death will make it alright.😭
ZO: The shortest love story I have ever heard.🥱
Apz: So as friends it's your duty to get me my happy ending. That's all I'm asking. It's not much. We just need enough poop to drown him.😉
Nabz: Ya, the slight problem being, there's not enough poop to drown him. It'll take a whole civilization of pooop.😛
ZO: Or just another tumble in the trash can with four garbage bags in an unamed territory.😎
Apz: I like the sound of what ZO said.
Nabz: It's the British accent actually.
Apz: Makes the plan appeal more.
Now revenge is beneath me , but such accidents, however, can happen.😎
It hadn't been difficult to locate Barun , contemplated Appy. They had just taken their position on the tallest , full of GUL tree and looked for the most bored man on planet. With Kit Harrington in another dimension, there wasn't much to get confused with.
The execution had simply been too easy as well. They had hung a 11/24/45 days holiday pack for dummies board at the lane intersection and he had been lured to it like a moth...to his maut...
Rest as they say, is history.
Apz: This tree isn't that uncomfortable as I was hoping it to be.
ZO: Well as long as it lasts. Unnamed things can anytime make a comeback.
Nabz: It's a bit pricky though.
Apz and ZO: Ya...
Apz: BTW thank you so much both of you. If it wasn't -
ZO: Don't mention it.😎
Nabz: We'd like to keep it clean.☯️
Apz: I meant if it wasn't for you both and your trashy taste in TV, I wouldn't have found a victim and that would have been such a stake to heart to my career.
ZO and Nabz: 🤬
Nabz: It's supposed to be your birthday today actually.
Apz:😲
ZO: There was cheese cake, cookies, bananas-
Nabz: Biryani😃
ZO: We were helpful.⭐️
Apz: Surprisingly!!!!😲
Nabz: That's enough hint that something is wrong with today.😛
Apz: Oh god 😲
ZO: Ya...👏
ZO and Nabz: Happy birthday Apz😃
Apz: Thanks guys. Thanks.😳 Are there any...
ZO: Ya we ordered flowers. They'll be delivered.🥱
Apz: Wow.
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