Hello my bootiphul boootiphul , as in booty phulll people HAHA !!!
How are you all today !!! ME TOH IJJ BHERY BHERY GOOD !!!
KAAHE KI I GOT TO SEE A FAIR DEAL OF BARUNS HAIRY CHEST TODAY !!! HAYE HAYE !!! FANWA REY !! RABBA VEY ☺️!!!
Alongwith a WET WHITE SHIRT that clung to him chest , giving us a glimpse of the sculpted rock hard body underneath !!! UFF !!! ME IS IN BARUN HEAVEN
Along with WET HAIR with water dripping down from his handsome face, OMG ON TO HER FACE !!! Does it get any better ME ASKS MYSELF !!! 😳
and it is only just Monday !!!
Wokay for those of you who think I am A TOTAL NUT JOB !!!
FOUR !!!! FOUR WORDS I MEAN 😉
THANK U FOR THE COMPLIMENT 😆!!! ( OPPS ITS FIVE ) CHOLEEE 🤣!!!
See her is a thing, in life, We judge today instead of REVELLING in the miracle that today is.
No body knows the full picture, till we don't come to the end of it.
Same goes to a STORY !! How can we judge a story based on the first 20 pages. I recently read a book, hated the first 40 pages, BUT LOVED from the 41 page.
I feel this show too is turning into something like that.
We have just 56 episodes, and the amount of scrutiny that every episode goes thru is just UFF !!! MENTAL !!! ( Juhi pls help me coin a posh word here meri jaan as I am seriously in need of inspiration today)
SO for all those who watch a Indian Soap like as tho it was a Om Puri, Nawazuddin Siddique or a Irrfan Khan masterpiece. YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE !! 😆
this is the precise reason I don't watch any soap, EXCEPT IPK 3 and I guess, you guessed it, no guesses on why I watch it !! HEHEH !!!
So for all you intellectual BEHENAS out there, her is an ADVICE FROM A VILLAGE IDIOT 🤣!! for you ( actually I learnt that word Village idiot over the weekend HEHH!! was itching to use it in a sentence HAHA !!)
YES SO the Advice is ZIMBAL !!!! 😆
The one thing I got from todays episode, is UNDER CURRENTS !!! 😉
ONE WORD : BODY LANGUAGE
Fie, fie upon her!
There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,
Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out
At every joint and motive of her body.
- William Shakespeare
Only here there is language in HIS EYE , HIS CHEEK, HIS LIP . ( HIS = BARUN DREAMBOAT SOBTI )
You don't need eyes to watch todays episode. U need to dump your brain, because only when the brain shuts do the instincts take over. Today is about letting go and dancing in the rain and about feeling what these characters are feeling. Every single one of them TBH !!!
Don't use LOGIC if you want to feel the MAGIC and it is for the MAGIC that we have all gathered here.
Are you here for a good story. But what is a good story, what may be good to me may be utter crap to someone else. Fifty shades of Grey went on to become the greatest seller of recent time, BUT I HATED EVERY BIT OF IT !!! But who can argue with the fans, SIGH !!
I am not here for a great story, I am here to feel the sizzle and to have my heart melting every time Sobti sets the screen on fire with intense Dhaks Dhaks and acidity. So long that I get it every thing else can climb MT EVEREST ( Take a hike I mean HEHE ).
In other words all I am saying is ENOUGH BITH THIS NIGAAATIBHIITY !!! PILEAASSEEE GIVE US A BREAK GAWWDDD !!!
Anyways
WOKAY SO LETS GET STARTED. Bohut time wastiya gaye , talking about History, geography and philosophy, now tells talk ANATOMY ... MALE ANATOMY of a particular species of MAN called BARUN SOBTI !!! ( YEH A species unto himself HAHA )
Besharmi ki Dori Tuchchi si Chori HAHA!! AND SLEEPING WITH A PEACOCK !! HAHA
Wokay Uma DT for you : Thread of Shamelessness, is a Tuchchi Girl , OMAA UMAAA How do I translate Tuchchi for you now !! BATAO HUMKAA !! TELL UZZZ !!
TUCHCHI IS Poriki maybe , hmmm maybe not !!!
Tuchci can also mean worthless, yes worthless Girl ( but It can also be construed as s**tty girl)
So Sashaa Wallpaper has a peacock on it, Seriously this room is giving me a headache GOSH !!
So Advay goes to meet Sa Shaa !!! who is not looking like the Devils bride for a change, thank god her HAIR OUT OF THE PLASTER IT WAS IT !!!😡
BHUT WAATT is she wearing !!! ME BHONDERS !! A Hideous grey Skirt with a White shirt with PINK PATCHES AROUND HER CHEST !!! WAATTT A TOTAL CRAP !!! WALA DESIGN !!!😡
Anywyas who cares, Let us wash out eyes by focusing on out NAYAN SUKHWA BABUA instead !!😳
So he tells her, cant marry yet, I need time BLAH BLAH !!! and he sees Chandini spying on him.
He then has a flashback ,of him telling I have no value for Chandini and Chandini saying I believe in this marriage and will make it work ( HMMM !! What is the connection of this Flashback to the scene on hand NO FRICKKING IDEA For now )
He spots Cahdnini and then suddenly in a FLASH, just like that u can tell there is a change in him. Now he has a purpose to be in Sashaa room, and that purpose is simple
NEED TO MAKE MY KATTO JEALOUS !!
He keeps glancing towards the door, tho this door is very different to the door we saw in the precap HAHA !!
He shuts the door, and agrees to have some wine with Sa Shaa !!
HMMM So fiance HUH !!! Met her after 6 months and he hasn't even kissed her !!! WHO WAS THAT SAYING HE IS CHARACTERLESS !!!
Chalo moving on,
Chandini wants to show SA SHAA HER SASS , But Nani wants her to show her who is the BOSS !!! Cahdnini agrees as Nani is after all her SAAAS !! BASS !!!
So chandini says Mera batasha Kaaye wohh Sashaa HAHA !!!
Nanai says no time to pray, Chandini is like WAATT !!!
You want me to sing Bhajan Kirtan
while me Hubby is doing Tanatan !!
with the Souten
Nani say no and hands her a Hatiyaar, YEH u will see what it is ???
Armaano Pe Dhuan Pherna and Dhuan Amnaano pe Paani Pherna !!
( dampening the spirit in other words )
Babua sees the nosy wife is not watching, TIME TO MIA !!
But Sa shaa has other plans and turns music on !! HMM YEH LAZY LAZY LAMHE !!
So Sa Shaa is busy seducing Babua, in a HIDEOUS WHITE SHIRT !!! I expected better from her !! HAVE U HEARD OF THE WORD LINGERIE BITIYA !!!
She puts his arms on her waist by force and there is a FEET OF THIN AIR BETWEEM THEM !!! ( FIANCE MY FOOT )
chandini is armed with Nanis WEAPON !!! ( Calm down , a high caste elderly woman who sleeps in the prayer room can only had one weapon, DHOOP AGARBATTI !!! )
So Chandini plans on setting the fire alarm off and starting the sprinklers.
BUT on the other side of the room, WE HAVE A STIFF BABUA !! ( WAIT WAIT CALM DOWN 😆!! GUTTER LAND KE WASIS !!! 😕)
STIFF KA MATBAL Stiff, with NO MOVEMENT and BLANK EXPRESSION WALA STIFF
I think Sa shaa ka darawana chehra Dekhke ELSEWHERE has gone into a hiding right now HAHAH !!! HAHA 🤣!!!
Maybe the PEACOCK On the WALL is Symbolic of Babua COCK THAT HAS TURNED INTO A PEA !!! AT THE SIGHT OF HIS FIANCE HAHAH !! PEA COCK AKA PEA SIZED COCK !!! HAHAH AHHAHA HAH 🤣!!! I am so bad !!!
So STIFF BODIED BABUA is pushed on the Long thingy at the end of the bed, WATT IS IT CALLED !!! WASTE OF SPACE !! WOKAY ITS CALLED A BEDROOM BENCH APPARENTLY !! 😕
She then gets to the task of Undoing his Buttons!!! OMG FAN !! COOLER !! POPCORN !! ICE TUB !!! SAB MANGWAAOOO PILLEAASSEE !!!☺️
KAAHE KEE I CAN SEE HIS HAIRY CHEST !!! UFF !!! JEEVAN SAPHAL BAA AAJ !!! 😳
Chudail Sashaa is abt to his kiss, a she chudail like hair falls over his face !! YUKK !! 😡
Her JATAYE reminds me of JATAYOOO for some reason 🤣!! Maybe she is a JATADHAARI Shiv Bhakt who knows !!!
So Chandini trips and falls into the room, from the window and manages to trip the fire alarm, thereby turning on the sprinklers., and manages to dampen the heat in the room !!
TRUST ME BITIYA THERE WAS NO HEAT TO START WITH !!! KAAhe ki babua was only wasting time focussing on his pretty wife at the window
WOKAY SO BABUA was About to KISS CHUDAIL !!
But when Sprinklers go off, He goes straight to the SOFA behind which BHAGHYAWAN is hiding and asks her to come out.
So Wokay , sprinklers are only around the bed,
so for now we can safely assume , that a fire starts from behind the Sofa then SURE DEATH IS GUARANTEED !! HEHE !!! ☺️
So its obvious that Eveyrthing is a Drama , this Sashaa is no GF and doesnt stand a chance,
She Hasnt even managed to grab his EYE BALLS , Grabbing his BALLS tho phorgetiyaa heee jaaoo !!! 😆
so family turns up as usual, Sashaa says alarm went off, Murli says something must have been burning, Nani says oh poor sashaa's desires have been burnt away !!
Advay is angry WOKAY BHUTT !!STILL HASNT TAKEN HIS EYES OFF HIS WIFE 😳!!! ( So he was finding it impossible to hold the Fiances gaze but cannot take his eyes off his wife , WAAH RE WAAH BABUA )
He breaks a Glass coffee table , PHOR NO REASON AT ALL !! Why babua why did u do that ME NO UNDERSTANDS !! PHEW !!
Nani says this is not the way to fight with your wife, he says not my wife, but yet I choose to stand 5 inches from her face with water dripping down my face, and cant look anywhere but at her !!
The tension between the two is SO STIFF !! UFF !!! maybe now something else may also be STIFF !!! yeah that something else which starts with an ELSE !!
Nani calls Sashaa Ghatiya ( Cheap) and tells her to come stay in her room and sing with her instead, HAHA and drags her away !!
Lovign Nani, she doesnt argue, but always has the final word in her own sweet way
TIME FOR MAGIC !! OHH LAA LAA !!
so we just hava 1 minute DevNi Scene, and OH BOY it is enough to send sparks to all the rights parts of ur body !!!
Nani drags Sashaa out and the others follow and Advay has still not taken his eyes off his bride UFF !! ITNA INTENSITY !! RABBA VEY
He eventually turns around, AND she stops him ( I m sure he was silently hoping anyways )
She pulls him towards him and then OH BOY !!!
Puts her arms around his waist and PULLS HIM EVEN CLOSER, SO HIS FACE IS LITERALLY ABOVE HER !! WITH WATER DRIPPING ON HER FACE !! NO WATER FROM HIS HAIR AND FACE DRIPPING ON HER LIPS !!! TRUST ME WATCH IT !!!
Did we have a similar scene on S1, Chalo that scene can go in my BRAINS TRASH for now Kaahe ke this SCENE IS my BRAINS NEW SCREEN SAVER !!!
The height diff is MINDBLOWING !!
Her lips stack just under his , all he needs to do is lean slightly and take her mouth in his !!! WHICH U CAN TELL HE WANTS TO !! BTW !!
and how do I know you ask, BECAUSE THERE IS A HEAVENLY MALE RABBA VEY Playing in the BG , the new heavenly one UFF !!!
this is simply too sexy !! its a notebook scene for now , because he wants to say
and wants to do this , but can't , and wont even if he wanted to kaahe ki TRP aunties will die of a HEAT STROKE !!
After this scene I really need to cool myself today , I have watched it a ZILLION times and plan on watchign it a GAZIILION times again.
She reminds him of their favourite song
Kitne bhi tum Karlo Sitam , Hans Hans ke Sahenge hum , Yeh Pyaar na hoga kum , DEV teri Kasam !! ( actually its Sanam teri Kasam from the movie with the same name )
cahdnini is amazing, her sass is incredible, She is not gale pado, she is more like HAQ over her childhood love who is her husband now
See the way i see it is , wud u feel conscious around ur friend. Absolutely not !! Yes there is sexual tension, but the ease with which she pulls him is owing to the fact that he is her best mate
Dev clearly is finding his instincts taking over for now and Pushes her hand away and walks away.
He doesnt walk away because he is angry , he walks away because he needs to before he is going to lose control HAHA🤣 !!! The wine is doing its job I guess !!!
Okay so hve a brief scene of Aadi asking abt his dad and Pooja is clearly lying, Nanai asks her for how long, she says as long as I can and cries, So will have to wait and watch what the story is here !!!
AND THUS BEGINS THE MIRROR GAME !!! HAHA !! Difference between Ghoorna and Nihaarna
Actually it is said as per body language experts that the tell tale sign a man or a woman is into you is then they start Mirroring your moves.
This can also happen with friends, If you mirror someones moves, means you like that person HAHA !! 1
Only that here Chandini is doing it on purpose to IRK her PATI DEV !! or PATI AKA DEV HAHA !!
She pulls a recliner and he sleeps on a Sofa in a mansion that he own, Bichara !! no where to sleep
He sleeps on the sofa nd Chandini sleeps on the recliner and watches him
He says looks away she says why
He says stop Staring , She says not Staring, Gazing at my husband HAHA !!
He is irked turns around and sleeps and so does she
She wakes up in morning only to find him walkign down with Sashaa.
Sashaa's ear ring is stuck in his sleeeve, which he puts it on her all the while makign sure that Chandini is wathcing him.
Sashaa thanks Cahdni and Says thanks to you we spent the night under the stars romancing each other !!!
she says poori raat kaise kar pate ... Romance HAHA !! ( KAR PATEY !! Sexual innundos HAHA !! ) How wud we have done it ... Romance HAH !!
WOKAY Cahdnini is a STUPID GIRL !! I ll tell you BHY !! He has romanced this Snake all night??? REALLY ?? He hasnt even kissed her head properply TBH !! He has kissed her in the air like a Strangeer !!! this STRANGE TRACK IS GETTING STRANGER BY THE DAY !! 😕
Cahdnini confronts him and says my Dev cant cheat his wife. He says oh poor sashaa doesnt realise something between a couple shud be kept a secret, irking her somemore
you can tell he is finding it amusing to amuse her with the idea of his really Amusing Fiance and his extremely amusing relationship with her !! HAYE ALL THIS AMUSING AMUSEMENT HAS LEFT ME TOTALLY AMUSED FOR NOW !!! 🤣
So he tells her he doesnt value their marriage and Sach toh sach hai and walks away as chandini looks at him AMUSED !!!
Precap
Babaua puts a ring on Sashaa
So six months Fiance and he has only just given her a ring, Seriously Babua do you even know what ENGAGEMENT Means !!! ME ASKS !!! He says he has married cahdnini for a day and now plans on marrying Sashaa , without even getting a LEGAL anulment of divorce from his WIFE !!! OH MY GIDDY AUNT !!!
So I loved the epi, it was hot ,steamy amusing and sweet, with the undercurrents of the intense Sexual Tension that is very much evident between the Two. We can feel that clearly now that there is a third woman angle,
The way he looks at sasha VS the ways he looks at Chandini , we know where his heart lies along with which way his Elsewhere is tilted for now HAHA !!!
So thats it from me my peeps
Pls tell me what u thought of the episode and ENJOY !!!
till tomorrwo
Cheers, Chitra
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