Pari's Diary - I
Hi,
This is Pari. This is my first ever diary and I just thought I should keep record of some of the most important days of my life. Just to clarify, I'm 2 years old. I know what you guys must be thinking ... but just know that I'm an exceptional baby or in dad's exact word, I'm a "baby with treasure of abundant talent" and so I have the ability to keep an "imaginary mind diary " for myself. I know most babies of my age can't which is quite sad.
Anyway. So basically on one fine day, I was parceled to oberoi mansion in a fancy basket. It was baby pink in color covered with a pink cloth and also had pink ribbon hanging on the handle. Never seen so much pink in my entire life. And Never felt so grand and special either!! It was a memorable moment.😳
But I started feeling quite Ignored when no one removed the cloth from the basket and made an attempt to see what's inside. I mean, hello?! Here's an adorable creature waiting to get some attention and all I see.. I mean hear is people saying "this parcel is not mine" and passing it to the next person. Lack of courtesy, I tell you!🥱
But it wasn't too long before they finally were blessed with some brains and I saw them opening the basket. Credit goes to my melodious songs I sometime decide to sing when I'm sad or irritated. But what really confused me was the confused faces of the oberoi brothers. My god, when they discovered me, all their eyes were as big as ostrich eggs which really made me wonder if I looked presentable enough.🤔 I have always believed that I look very cute all the time, since everyone keeps saying that. So I didn't understand why they looked so shocked .
Anyways, I find Rudy Chachu hilarious. He's super cool, you know why? He apparently understands the depth of my euphonious songs and so whenever I start singing, he automatically starts dancing 😲Told you, I'm a baby full of extraordinary talents. And I must admit He's got amazing moves. Oh and He seems to be really into sports cars and dyum! Have you guys seen his muscles and six packs? I'm sure he makes all the girls in his college go week in the knees.😳
Ommie Chachu is very sweet. He seems very calm and composed all the time and seems to have a very rational mind. He is reserved and puts logic into everything, though it could be boring at times. I mean, you should be carefree and do all the crazy things sometimes too right? He reads story books to me before sleeping which is really nice of him. But my god, one fateful day he decided to share his poetry with me and no offense but it' was SO boring that I had literally fell asleep. And the worst part is that he didn't understand my gesture that I didn't like it, and now he recites his poetry every time it's my sleeping time. AND The words he uses in his poetries are so complicated. One of the lines of his poetry was something like: "the tiniest choice that we make in life reverberates throughout the entire universe"... I mean, chill bruh! what on earth is REVERBERATES?! I feel like my new grown teeth are broken now, trying to pronounce this word. And When I first heard it, it sounded like a Spanish dish to me.🤪
But I'm starting to learn new words from him and I can just feel that my vocabulary is getting rich. You know how I used the adjective 'euphonious' for my song? Yeah, I learned that word from Ommie Chachu.
But dad (shivay) is my hero! He pampers me so much, I feel like a princess whenever he's around😳. I never thought I would call him my hero because when he first held me in his arms, I felt like I am a hot potato and he was ready to drop me any moment. I have never been this scared in my entire life! But after that washing machine incident when I was almost dumped in that thing by mom to be washed clean, he seemed to have grown super protective of me. I didn't understand why though. I mean, am I not supposed to be clean or something? I understand that I deserve some privacy as well as some respect to be bathed and washed alone but it's okay if I do get washed with a few clothes. They're not living things anyway where I have to be careful of privacy. And I also believe washing machine would really save the time and effort of mom that she would put in to bath me in the bathroom.
Anyway but yeah, dad has grown super protective of me after that incident because when doctor uncle came in the next day, I thought I was the only one who was petrified of losing such beautiful, healthy and strong strand of hair, but nah! Dad objected before I could show him his place. And he looked quite angry too! And that creepy uncle asked for my blood as well. What I don't understand is how he became a doctor!! How dare he steal my hair and dare to ask for my blood which I'm sure because he wanted to drink it. Vampires..I tell you!
But dad went straight up and denied. And all I wanted at that moment was to lick his cheeks for saving my life. My hero! 🤗Well he always looked like a hero with that cool hair style and dapper appearance even when he wakes up in the morning, but his actions and gestures that day showed that he is my hero from every which way.
I have grown very fond of mom. I love the words she uses when she talks. In fact, I am planning to get the exact same dictionary from her once I start talking, so I could as well have such lit comebacks like she does whenever she fights with dad. And oh my god, I forgot to mention, she has been my biggest savior!! She discovered that I am not a boy but a girl!!! Can you believe it guys?! I'm a girl! I have never been so happy in my life. Apparently, when she was changing my diaper, she saw something and declared that I am a girl!! And guys, I'm so famous in oberoi mansion that the news was spread through this app called whatsapp within a few seconds!!!😎
And I can't be more thankful for having my name changed from bunty to pari. I mean, who keeps such a cool baby's name BUNTY?! It sounds so outdated man!
Anyway, but yeah, mom really loves me. After that horrendous incident when I had almost got kidnapped, she took me in her arms and made me sleep and omg I have never felt so relaxed , safe, comfortable and at peace ever in my life. She also got me a beautiful pink fluffy dress and matching pink shoes the next day and she said i indeed looked like a 'Pari'☺️ By the way, if you guys haven't guessed already, pink is my favorite color.😳
Oh and since I have already introduced my mom and dad to y'all, let me also tell you about this interesting thing theory that is only applicable when dad and mom are in the same area: mom unintentionally gets extremely clumsy whenever dad is around and she keeps tripping and falling every now and then. And as I said, dad is a hero from every angle, he just becomes Krish 4.0 and flies within a few nanoseconds from wherever he is, and saves her from falling. And Wait, wait! I haven't revealed the best part yet. As soon as he catches her, somehow, all the air from outside starts to enter into the oberoi mansion and mom's long hair starts blowing in the breeze, just like those bollywood heroines😳. And I don't know why but whenever dad catches mom, they have this hour long eyelock, and I just can't seem to find a reason behind it.😕 Once dad was so engrossed into looking at mom that I literally had to sing my song to take them out of the phase. Wait, guys, I'm still not done! And whenever he catches her, this song called "O Jana starts playing out of the blue. I am still investigating whether it is Khanna who plays the music. I have serious doubt on that guy.😳
I don't know why but dad keeps touching mom at every chance he gets. Remember that washing machine incident I told you about? Even then too, he was touching her so weirdly. First he stroked her cheeks, and then her neck and then her arms and then he literally grabbed her hands and sniffed it so hard that i thought he was gonna eat her hands up😲. Oberois, I tell you!🥱
I don't like Mrs. Pinky singh oberoi, regardless of the fact that her name contains my favorite color. She looks creepy and irritates my mom all the times. She reminds me of those villains in Indian soaps. I just don't get a good vibe when she's around me. And once, I even saw mom crying because she had said something mean to her. I have made up my mind that I'm gonna pee on her if she bothers my mom again!
Oh guys, mom and dad are here because it's my sleeping time. I'll keep you guys updated about my life. PEACE!
-Pari
Part 2: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/ishqbaaaz/4954177/paris-diary-ii-03-02-2018
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The concept is not solely mine. A vague memory tells me that I had read something couple of years ago from a baby's perspective and today, for some reason, the memory stumbled upon my already muddled brain and I ended up writing this.
Sorry guys, this is so random. I was super bored during my 2 hours commute to my university and I have replayed the songs on my phone umpteen times, so really didn't have anything to do. So I ended up writing this on my phone .😆 And then I thought, why should I let my effort go waste? So I decided to share 😳You all are probably laughing at me for posting this in the forum. I don't know what's wrong with me today😆
My apologies if it sounded weird and not-so-Mushfika-like and double apologies if you guys were expecting something on Shivika. I honestly don't have the time, neither am I in the right state of mind to write anything on them at this moment. I really need my full concentration to write something nice and meaningful on Shivika, otherwise it will turn out to be nothing but utter bullshit 🥱
Yet, I'm gonna ask you guy to PLEASE let me know what you guys think about it. I know it's super random and most of you might not be even interested since it's not on Shivika, but if any of you do end up reading till the end and if it made you smile, even a bit, please do let me know through a few words and hit the like button😳
Also, Thank you SO much for so much love for my last OS on Shivika: Soothing The Blemish. I have gotten some of the sweetest comments ever through this one-shot. 🤗
Love,
Mushfika
Anupamaa
Kumkum Bhagya
