Pari's Diary - II
Hey peeps,
Pari here once again! How y'all have been? I haven't written anything in my diary in so long. There's a lot to catch up. Let's start, shall we?
Oh by the way, if you missed out on how I came to oberoi mansion, and the few different adventures i had with the oberois, please go to
Pari's Diary - I and read to better understand the types of bond i share with the members of this family. Please don't be a lazybum and skip to this page, I swear you will be missing out a lot!
Anyway, nothing much have changed. I have mingled quite well with almost everyone in the family by now. I now sleep with mom and dad, instead of having dad, Ommie and Rudy chachu take turns. Oh and I'm bathed by mom in the bathtub everyday because apparently washing machine is only used to wash clothes. It's not for washing babies...silly me! No wonder dad was so petrified when mom almost dumped me in the washing machine.
So the other day, Ms. Dinky came to our mansion. Apparently she's Pinky dadi's cousin. Oh I forgot to tell you guys, I changed my mind about peeing on Pinky dadi because she's been pretty decent around mom. But mind you, she hasn't gained my full trust yet. Her past record wasn't very good in terms of character consistency and so I'm still keeping a close eye on her and will change my mind again if she's mean to my mom.
So what was I saying? Oh yeah, Ms Dinky! I was shocked when I got to know she's pinky dadi's cousin. I mean, did you guys see her fashion sense? It's pretty dop!!! Her choice of simple yet elegant outfits and minimal jewelry really got me and I couldn't help comparing her dresses with Pinky dadi's flashy ones. Gawd! They hurt my eyes.
But what's the point of having such great fashion sense if you don't know how to talk to my mom and what to say about my dad? Like, that lady had been after my dad since she arrived in our mansion and been backbiting him non stop!! I mean, how dare she talk nonsense about MY dad, my hero, like that?! Though mom didn't believe her at all, I felt it was extremely necessary to give her a piece of my mind. And so when mom handed me over to her, I wasted absolutely no time to poop in her lap. Thanks to mom for forgetting to put diaper on me. You guys should have seen Ms. Dinky's face. She held me up and screamed my mom's name before handing me over to her and running to her room while puking. Apparently, the smell of my poop isn't too great. But either way, it was a precious moment and I felt quite accomplished that day.😳
But Ms Dinky didn't get her lesson and she attacked my mom the next day!!! You know what she said, guys? She accused my mom of having some defect in herself because of which she was not able to make babies!!!😲 How dare she accuse her of something as offensive as this?! Though i'm not aware of the entire process of how babies are made, I can guarantee that mom's baby-making-machine isn't defective and she can make perfect babies. She's perfect to the T! In fact, not only my mom but my dad is also very talented. I remember once he mentioned that he can make twins too. I really wanted to lick his cheeks to let him know that i'm proud to have him as my dad. But I couldn't understand mom's reaction. She kind of gasped and he eyes were as big as ostrich eggs which I assumed because she didn't expect him or was aware of the fact that my dad had twin-making-machine. But after that, she pushed him and asked him to shut up and called him shameless. And then, she turned as red as tomato and covered her cheeks and didn't look at dad for the rest of the time. Quite unanticipated reaction I must say. If I were in her place, I would make sure that it's the headline in tomorrow's newspaper: "The number one business tycoon of India, Shivay Singh Oberoi, is not just a top entrepreneur: his extraordinary talent is abundant when it comes to making twins."😎
Anyway, coming back to Ms Dinky, I'm glad dad was there with mom to defend and take her side and I didn't need to do much. And LOL, mom's way to thank dad is so weird. First she started shedding tears and at the same time smiled and said that they are happy tears, and then she compared their relationship to a cassette. She said, dad is side A of the cassette and she's side B. it was a compliment, of course cause Dad looked content but I'm yet to figure out what she meant by that. Oh and all these while, the sad version of "oh jaana was played in the background. The song really gave me the feels when mom was saying all that to dad. But surprisingly, I again failed to spot Khanna who I'm sure was playing the song. I sometimes wonder if he has an incognito watch that makes him invisible. 🤔I am yet to do some serious investigation on that guy to find out more on this song, Oh Jaana.
The next day, my badi dadiji, Tej dadaji, shakti dadaji, pinky dadi and jhanvi dadi went on a picnic. Glad they didn't take me. Would have been super bored among the elders. But I was bored at home too and really wanted to go out for some refreshment. And gosh, ommie chachu and rudy chachu are such gems. They just read my mind and asked mom and dad that they will take me out to the park. I was so happy. But I guess I was fooled real bad that day. Guess what I see when I come home? The entire living room was painted red, green and yellow!! There were paints on the floor and basically everywhere my eyes went. Dad was painted with all the colors too and mom wasn't there but I guessed she looked no different than dad. I was extremely offended that day. I mean, hello?! Is this why you sent me away? So you two can play holi alone? What about me? This could have been my first holi but alas, I guess they don't consider me mature enough to play holi yet. But I will make sure I don't get fooled by them next time.🥱
At night, Mom washed me clean and i was playing on the bed and dad came out of nowhere and put me on his neck and started swaying and twirling and turning. My dad could be so unpredictable at times. He really should ask mom before taking me on such rides. I mean, I did not wear my diaper and my bladder was full. Obviously I did not want to pee on him. It was never my intention. But the way he kept twirling me, I got scared and didn't realize when I...umm... "let it go". It was funny how dad didn't realize what happened and he asked mom why he felt warm in his neck all of a sudden. And when mom told him that i peed on him, his reaction was just so weirdly weird!!! He almost jumped saying, "My pari peed on my for the first time. Anika, this feels great. I feel like a dad!!!" and kissed me real hard on my cheek. Not sure if he had too much of his black coffee that triggered such misplaced reaction but I was quite embarrassed. Sometimes I wish I could talk so I could let him know how sorry i felt for doing this to him.😒
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My apologies if I went overboard with "pee and poop"🤣
This one is dedicated to all those lovelies who wanted a part 2 of Pari's Diary. You guys are crazy and I'm another lunatic for coming up with the second part of this piece 😆
Do drop by and let me know if it brought even the slightest smile on your face😳
Love,
Mushfika
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