Most Comical Lyrics Award

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Posted: 8 years ago

Which song would you award the Most Comical Lyrics Award to? 😆

I would give it to Chiggy Wiggy. They brought Kylie Minogue to sing this ridiculous song and apparently paid her 1 Crore, too!

The lyricist was obviously going through some kind of writer's block. Nothing else can explain such pointless lyrics. 😆

I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy

I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you fella

Just chiggy-wiggy with you baby

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS2Jme0BBvA[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by DriftInfinitely - 8 years ago

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Pehchaan.Kaun

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Posted: 8 years ago

LOL. Nice topic. 👏

On top of my mind I'd say the below 2 songs -

Hera Pheri -

Main Ladki Po Po Po Tu Ladka Po Po Po
Ham Dono Milen Po Po Po Ab Aage Hoga Kya
Kuch Nahin Hoga Kuch Nahin Hoga
Ham Donon Mein Bas Ye Hoga
Po Po Pa Po Po Pa Po Po Pa Po Po Pa Po Po Pa Po Po Pa Po Po

And then from Mr and Mrs Khiladi -

Jab tak rahega samose mein aloo
Tera rahunga o meri shaalu ????

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dabang4life

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Posted: 8 years ago

I don't know the full lyrics but the song aslam bhai

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: dabang4life
I don't know the full lyrics but the song aslam bhai

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Aslam Bhai Mere Aslam Bhai
Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai
Dubai Ka Chashma Cheen Ki Chaddi Aur Irani Chai
Aslam Bhai Mere Aslam Bhai
Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai
Kacha Pakka Teen Sau Bees Udhar Ki Bidi Haay

Tera Chehra Kayamat Hai
Are Bollywood Ki Shaamat Hai
Tera Chehra Kayamat Hai
Are Bollywood Ki Shaamat Hai
Na Tu Nanga Na Tu Hakla
Na Tu Ganja Aslam Bhai
Haath Mein Bas Paanch Ungli
Hero Ban Ja Aslam Bhai
Madhuri Pachtaaye Aishwarya Karegi Haaye
Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai
Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai Aslam Bhai
Dubai Ka Chashma Cheen Ki Chaddi Aur Irani Chai

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Pehchaan.Kaun

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Posted: 8 years ago

There was an episode of Kajol and Ayaan Mukherjee in KWK, there Kajol was mentioning about some 'Toyn toyn' song. Can someone put the lyrics here please 😆 Googled a lot but I didnt get it 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: Pehchaan.Kaun
There was an episode of Kajol and Ayaan Mukherjee in KWK, there Kajol was mentioning about some 'Toyn toyn' song. Can someone put the lyrics here please 😆 Googled a lot but I didnt get it 😆

Lol, I think it's this song- Tooh from Gori Tere Pyaar Mein 😆

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kbNw9DZBg[/YOUTUBE]

English mein kende booty-shooty

Punjabi vich Tooh!

Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh... (x2)

Tooh Means Bum!

Shake that tooh

Sh shake that tooh

O mehfil taan sajdi te hilte-dulte tooh

Gore gore naughty-naughty round-round toonh

Punjabiyan de tooh, Sharabiyan se tooh

Gore gore nikke-nikke tere-mere tooh

Re repeat pe, beat pe vajdi dholki

Everybody does it

And you can do it too

Left right kare chain churaaye Tooh!

Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...

District mein hullad machaaye

Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...

All the boys go crazy when i shake that tooh

Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...

Aashiqon ki linein lagwaye

Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...

😕😆

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Hazardous

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Posted: 8 years ago

I've surprisingly never seen anyone on I-F roast this song for it's comical lyrics before.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ih6U6l9yU[/YOUTUBE]

Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Oh Pardesi Tune Dil Mein Jage Bana Li
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re
Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re

Ghar Aaon Pichwaade Se To Buddha Ghar Mein Khase
Chori Chori Gali Mein Aaon Kutta Peeche Bhaage
Ghar Aaon Pichwaade Se To Buddha Ghar Mein Khase
Chori Chori Gali Mein Aaon Kutta Peeche Bhaage
Kaise Main Aata Paas Kaise Main Aata Paas
Bin Tere Kya Haal Hai Mera Tujhe Nahin Ehsaas
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Oh Pardesi Tune Dil Mein Jage Bana Li
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re
Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re

Bina Ticket Ke Film Gaya Tha Teri Yaad Bhulane
Pad Gaye Gusse Pad Gaye Laafe Le Gaye Mujhko Thane
Bina Ticket Ke Film Gaya Tha Teri Yaad Bhulane
Pad Gaye Gusse Pad Gaye Laafe Le Gaye Mujhko Thane
Par Daroga Tha Jhakas Par Daroga Tha Jhakas
Usne Mujhko Chohd Diya Aur Kaha Aish Kar Beta Love Hai
Total Total Time Pass

Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Oh Pardesi Tune Dil Mein Jage Bana Li
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re
Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re

Tu Milne Ko Aayi Meri Aankhen Mein Bhar Gaya Pani
Bhais Tabele Mein Royi Thi Sun Ke Meri Kahani
Tu Milne Ko Aayi Meri Aankhen Mein Bhar Gaya Pani
Bhais Tabele Mein Royi Thi Sun Ke Meri Kahani
Main Tha Bada Udaas Main Tha Bada Udaas
Oh Meri Dil Jaani Ab To Bujha De Dil Ki Pyaas
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas Aa Pyaar Kare Bindas
Oh Pardesi Tune Dil Mein Jage Bana Li
Tu Hai Yaara Total Total Time Pass

Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re
Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re Aaja Re

Everything about this song makes me LMAO. Referring to your lover as "total time-pass" has to be the most honest and unromantic lyrical wording any Bollywood song has probably ever had. 😆 The way Sonu Nigam sings it cracks me up every time. Tu hai toootaaal... total timeeepasss.

Edited by Hazardous - 8 years ago

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Pehchaan.Kaun

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: DriftInfinitely

Lol, I think it's this song- Tooh from Gori Tere Pyaar Mein 😆

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kbNw9DZBg[/YOUTUBE]

English mein kende booty-shooty
Punjabi vich Tooh!
Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh... (x2)
Tooh Means Bum!
Shake that tooh
Sh shake that tooh

O mehfil taan sajdi te hilte-dulte tooh
Gore gore naughty-naughty round-round toonh
Punjabiyan de tooh, Sharabiyan se tooh
Gore gore nikke-nikke tere-mere tooh
Re repeat pe, beat pe vajdi dholki
Everybody does it
And you can do it too

Left right kare chain churaaye Tooh!
Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...
District mein hullad machaaye
Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...
All the boys go crazy when i shake that tooh
Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...
Aashiqon ki linein lagwaye
Tooh-tooh tooh-tooh tooh...

😕😆

OMG

Where was Censor Board sleeping when this song was released ????

Edit - Btw thanks a BUNCH ! I have been trying to find this for like a year now 😆 Could've never got hold of it. And now Kajol's expressions make MUCH sense 🤣

Edited by Pehchaan.Kaun - 8 years ago