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Posted: 8 years ago

#41

Sarkaaaiii liyooo khatiyaaa jadaaa lageee...
Jaade mein balmaa pyaaraaa lage...

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Angel-likeDevil

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Posted: 8 years ago

#42

Aye hiphopper song 😆

Naashta Tayyar Hai Sir,
Aur Kuchh Chahiye? Bolein to Main...
(Yeh just give me some hip hop
hip hop hip hop hip... Let's go )

Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper ( hey aye)
Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (Work it girl)

Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (Hey Aye )
Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (just scrub it girl )

Meri pyaar ki dariya mein meri love ki dariyaa mein, ek dubki lo na sir
Aye hip hopper Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper

Kya tu bak rahi hai
Aise tak rahi hai
Khopdi pak rahi hai
Ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk
Baksheesh bhi diya (haan )
Bonus bhi diya (aur)
Chahiye tujhko kya (chal)
fut fut fut fut fut fut fut fut
Tere Ghar mein bartan shartan Manjhti hoon main barabar
Tu kabhi to mere dil ke ghar mein pochha kar diya kar

God! She thinks she's hot like Rekha
Maybe but she's not my flavour
Lovin' her is too much labour... labour labour
How can I, I am a star hip hopper
She's my bai just a part time naukar
eh eh bhai gotta be high to rock her

just give me some hip hop
just give me some hip hop

Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (hey aye )
Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (Work it girl)

Mere pyar ki rikshaw ko
Mere love ki rikshaw ko
Ek dhakka do na sir

Aye hip hopper
Aye hip hopper
mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper

Isssh! Sir lo na...phooone
Sh meri girlfriend aa rahi hai tu kab ja rahi hai
Kyun sata rahi hai ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk
Usko pata jo chale to hoga woh
Socha na hoga jo
fut fut fut fut fut fut fut fut

Tujhko har din khana vana main khilati hoon paka kar
Aaj mere dil ke tawe pe rotiyan tu sek le aakar
there's no bai I know quite like her
if my girl finds out she'll strike her
but she's the bomb
damn I wanna like her ...like her ...like her
lock the door bend down let's do it
mop the floor turn around let's do it
all the bais cook it up get do it ...do it ...do it

just give me some hip
hip hop hip... just give me some

Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (hey aye )
Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper (work it girl)

Mere pyar ki basti mein
Mere love ki basti mein
thodi masti ho jaye sir
Aye hip hopper Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar to kar aye hip hopper

Great topic Drift!!! :D

Edited by Angel-likeDevil - 8 years ago

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IPSO_FACTO

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Posted: 8 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: Angel-likeDevil
Aye hiphopper song 😆

Naasta Taiyaar hai Sir
Aur Kuch Chahiye?
Bolu to mein~~
Yeah Just Give me Sum
[Hip hop
hip hop]2
lets go
[Aye hip hopper
Mujhe pyaar to kar
Aye hip hopper]4
Just drop it gal
Mein pyaar ki dariya mein
Mein love ki duniya mein
Ek doopki lona sir
Aye hip hopper 2
Mujhe pyaar to kar
hhhip hopper
Kya tu bak rahi hai
Aise tak rahi hai
Khopdi Pak rahi hai
Ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk
Baqshish bhi diya
bonus bhi diya
Chahiye tujhko kya
Chal phut phut phut phut
Tere ghar mein bartan sartan Manjti hoon mein barabar
Tu kabhi to mere dil ke ghar mein poocha karde aakar
for more lyricsmasti.com
Glad she thinkz shez hot like rekha
May be but shez not my flavor
Love in here is too much labour
Labour flavour
How can i start hip hopper
she is just a bai part time naukar
Just give me some hip hop
[Hip hop
hip hop]2
[Aye hip hopper
Mujhe pyaar to kar
Aye hip hopper]4
Just drop it gal
Mein pyaar ki rikhsha ko
Mein love ki rikhsha ko
Ek mauka dona sir
Aye hip hopper
Mujhe pyaar to kar
Aye hip hopper
issh
Sir lona phone
shhh
Meri gal frnd aa rahi hai
Tu kab ja rahi hai
Kyun sata rahi hai
ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk
Ussko paata jo chale to hoga woh
socha na hoga jo
Phut phut phut phut phut
Tujhko har din khana wana mein khilati hoon paka kar
Aaj mere dil ke tave pe rootiya tu shek le aakar
There is no bai i know quite like her
if my gal find shez just strike her
but she is a pom
Just give me some hip hop
[Hip hop
hip hop]2
[Aye hip hopper
Mujhe pyaar to kar
Aye hip hopper]4
Just drop it gal
Mein pyaar ki basti mein
Mein love ki basti mein
thodi masti ho jaye sir
Aye hip hopper
Mujhe pyaar to kar
Aye hip hopper

Great topic Drift!!! :D

Hhahahhaha its video is funny as well.

Also, Kyu kiya mere pyaar ko qaidi... Goli maru tujhe daku dadyyy... 😆 " />" />" />

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Angel-likeDevil

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Posted: 8 years ago

#44

Paani Wala dance :p ..I like this song because the lyrics are so comical 😆

Paani Wala Dance Lyrics

Bheega ye badan tera paani mein aag lagaaye
Baby you just like a fish, kisi ke hath na aaye
Water se khelti ho
Mazze tum leti ho
Humein na deti ho
Jo maangu tell me why

Hot summer upar se main bhi hot
Aaja saath laga le mere 2 tequila shot
Hot summer upar se main bhi hot
Aaja saath laga le mere 2 tequila shot
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Pani Wala Dance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Pani Wala Dance

Aaja sath mere tu karle baby thoda sa romance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Paani wala dance

Swimming pool mein nahaa ke
Aur bhi, namkeen ho gayi ho
Namkeen ho gayi ho (x2)

oh oh oh..

Steel da lever tera, platinum da jigra
Lets do the pani wala dance befikra
Main awwal number cheez diwane
*... make you weak in the knees
So baby please

Ye neeli neeli aankhein
Saagar ke jaise moti
Pool se bahar na aana
Nazar na lag jaaye tumhe hottie (x2)

Chikni kamar tu dekhe why not
Chal mere saath laga le baby do tequila shot (x2)

And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Pani Wala Dance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Pani Wala Dance

Aaja sath mere tu karle baby thoda sa romance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Paani wala dance

Swimming pool mein nahaa ke
Aur bhi, namkeen ho gayi ho
Namkeen ho gayi ho (x2)

Ho gayi jawaan, tujhko zara khabar na
Teri body karti shine jaise midday summer ka
Wait karu main tera
Keh gaye baat sayaane ye
Hamesha hota meetha phal sab sab... sabar ka

Chhai chhappa chhai, chhappak chhai
Paaniyon mein cheete ye udati hui ladki
Aati pasand mujhe Mummy kasam
Ladkiyaan teri umar ki
Hot summer, na tujhe khabar
Main tera lover, mujhe teri fikar
Ho gaya main full baawla
Jab se tujh se aankhein lad gayi

Baby aisi bala main
Waise toh haath na aaun
Par teri baaton pe main
Dheere se phisalti jaaun
Kar le sabar, you silly boy
Koi toh reason hai main tujhse mili boy
Thoda kar le sabar, you silly boy
Koi toh reason hai main tujhse mili boy

And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Paani Waala Dance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Paani Waala Dance

Aaja sath mere tu karle baby thoda sa romance
And just do that, do that, do that, do that
Paani wala dance

Swimming pool mein nahaa ke
Aur bhi, namkeen ho gayi ho
Namkeen ho gayi ho (x2)

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IPSO_FACTO

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Posted: 8 years ago

#45

Aah Uunh Aauch, Main Hun Ladaki Kunvaari - , ;

mai hu ladki kuwari tu kuwara ladka, aa u aauch
tujhe pyaar ka laga du mai punjabi tadka, aa u aauch
tujhe pyaar ki bimaari tera rog hai bhaari
kisi doctor ko tu jaldi se bula
mai hu ladki kuwari tu kuwara ladka, aa u aauch
tujhe pyaar ka laga du mai punjabi tadka, aa u aauch
tujhe pyaar ki bimaari tera rog hai bhaari
kisi doctor ko tu jaldi se bula

mera yaar anaadi hai pakka, mai kaise karu aadi tappa
haay bhari javaani me dekho mera aashiq ho gaya budhdha
mai sidha saada hu sachcha, mai mast kuwara hu achchha
meri ijjat pe na kar hamla, na de shaadi ka tu gachcha
ho tere sadake mai vaari, mai hu kanya kuwari
mujhe jaldi se tu dulhan bana aa aa
mai hu ladki kuwari tu kuwara ladka
tujhe pyaar me laga du mai punjabi tadka

tu had se aage badh gayi hai, tu zid pe apni ad gayi hai
tu chhod de baaba jaan meri, tu pichhe mere pad gayi hai
tu bada salona hai ladka, tujhe dekh dekh ye dil dhadka
tune dil me aag laga di hai par uspe paani na chhidaka
chadhi tujhko khumari, tu hai chalti kataari
mere rabba meri jaan bacha haa haa
mai hu ladki kuwari tu kuwara tadka
tujhe pyaar me laga du mai punjabi tadka
tujhe pyaar ki bimaari tera rog hai bhaari
kisi doctor ko tu jaldi se bula
aa u aauch, aa u aauch, aa u aauch, aa u aauch

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Angel-likeDevil

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Posted: 8 years ago

#46

I am MumBHAI 😃

My name is Bhai Mumbhai Mumbhai ekdum danger place where u survive if u got the pace u gotta be fast u gotta be Tez u gotta be Shaana to win the race Chota chota matter bane police case bada bada lafda gul without trace ghabrane ka nahigive it in the face woh kya bolta hai? haan Jaisa Des waisa bhes Dekhe behti Ganga pocket se nikle Kanga dekhte rehna panga nahi to ho jaayega danga some people are bhala changa some are bheek manga Cannot judge anybody sharif or lafanga Bhaigiri ko chod sab BAKWAAS Bhai ka under jo rehta BINDAAS Bhai ko denga tras hoenga woh khallas bahenga uska blood just like tomato sauce Are baap re Khaane ka peene ka marne ka jeene ka chalne ka phirne ka uthne ka girne ka tension nahi lene ka bhai se poochne ka Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai Aane ka Jaane ka naachne ka gaane ka nahane ka dhone ka hasne ka rone ka boom nahi maarne ka bhai se poochne ka Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai Hey Beer bar dance bar [baar baar lagathaar] ha note chaapne ke liye [solid hai karobar] Bhai ke adda par dikhtha hai jo ek baar udharich reh jaata hai chodke apna ghar baar Petition election Telephone connection construction permission illegal erection paisa nu collection paper nu correction everything perfection jabhi le le bhai action Court mein agar jaayenga tho bees saal tha thamba law and order se tho Pandu bhai ka haath hai lamba Neta abhineta ya ho koi builder Bhai ko dekar supari karwata hai murder Haath mein uska power hai sab uska aage jhukta uska khopdi samajh gaya tho pura mumbai rukta Ae Khatam nahi hua Choothiye Ae Bass Guitar Piplee Ae BanjoChal Orchestra Comeon babyha Comeon babyha Chorus [Khaane ka peene ka marne ka jeene ka chalne ka phirne ka uthne ka girne ka tension nahi lene ka bhai se poochne ka Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai Aane ka Jaane ka naachne ka gaane ka nahane ka dhone ka hasne ka rone ka boom nahi maarne ka bhai se poochne ka Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai]*2 Ae maarega sar pe haagega ghar pe kya? zyada shaaning nahi karne ka [Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai] Abe aasmani kaboothar balcony se nikal kar ishtol mein aa ishtol mein Khopche mein leke diyun kya kharcha pani huh? Ae kai reShaanpana karta kai jaayela ae e Gheun takGheun tak [Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai] Kya raapcha hai boss Ye raapcha nahi rapchandus hai chote rapchandus [Kasakai bhara hai I am Mumbhai] Ae yap bugger dont yap ok? One bloody kaanpat you'll get you see you'll stand a day man ha bloody Granfatherdi aulad Chal chal hey hey andar dekhoo hagne chala Choothiye dekhto re ye dekh eh Ghanta Ae kya re? Area mein aake jhol nahi karne ka bola na tere ko? Bhai hai main bhai idhar ka samjha na bhai hai Ae kya re? Bhai bhai ? tu bhai hai to hum bhi behin hai samjha? Abhi dhande ka time hai mere ko jaane ka aata kya? kahandala nahi to jake thanda la Ja Bhai chai mangaun kya?

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IPSO_FACTO

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Posted: 8 years ago

#47

Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke
Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke
Main tera majno
Kurta padke
Kurta phad sab chhod chhad
Main ho gaya diwaana
Main majnoo majnoo chillaungi
Kurta phadke
Main teri laila banjaungi
Kuta phadke
Kurta phad sab chhod chhad
Main ho gayi diwaani
Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke
Main majnoo majnoo chillaungi
Kurta phadke

Mujhe banale apna dulha
Kinaa bada huaaye chula
Ek baar tu de de muaka
Doop tera chula chuka
Mujhe banale apna dulha
Kinaa bada huaaye chula
Ek baar tu de de muaka
Doop tera chula chuka
Main daal namak phir leauga
Kurta phadke
Main majnoo majnoo chillaungi
Kurta phadke

Rab ne tere tikjay phere
Tere sath mein lungi fere.
Apne din bhi ayenge achche
Das bara fir honge bachche
Rab ne tere tikjay phere
Tere sath me lungi fere.
Apne din bhi ayenge achche
Das bara fir honge bachche
Tere bacche ho khiloungi main
Kurta phadke
Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke
Kurta phad sab chhod chhad
Main ho gayi diwaani
Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke
Main majnoo majnoo chillaungi
Kurta phadke
Main tera majnoo
Kurta padke
Main teri laila banjaungi
Kurta phadke
Main laila laila chillaunga
Kurta phadke.

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IPSO_FACTO

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Posted: 8 years ago

#48

Maine paidal se ja raha tha, unhe cycle se aa rahee thee (2) Kiya ting ting kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Maine cycle se ja raha tha, unhe tamtam se aa rahee thee Kiya tan tan kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Kya bolta hai re too Maine motor se ja rahee tha unhe auto se aa raha thee (2) Kiya pom pom kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Maine plane se ja rahee tha unhe motor se aa raha thee Kiya pampam kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Do gane degee yeh chhedkhanee, rujwa huyee sadko pe jawanee Meree jawanee Buddhu kare mujhse aana panee, kyon ne padhe iss dil ke kahanee Meree kahanee

Maine galiyo se ja raha tha, unhe khidkee me khadee thee (2) Kiya tin tin se ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Raste me pakde galiyo me roke, pichhu padha hai yeh hath dhoke Han hath dhoke Aasheek bana mai divana hoke, dena mohabbat me mujhko dhokhe Han mujhko dhokhe

Maine shopping ko ja rahee tha, unhe saira se aa raha thee Han maine motor se ja rahee tha, unhe saira se aa raha thee Meraa hathon ko jo pakda mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Maine paidal se ja raha tha, unhe cycle se aa rahee thee (2) Kiya ting ting kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

Maine motor se ja rahee tha, unhe auto se aa raha thee Han maine motor se ja rahee tha, unhe auto se aa raha thee Kiya pom pom kaa ishara mujhe badnam kiya naa (2)

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Shooting.Star

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Inactive

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Posted: 8 years ago

#49

Bajrangi Bhaijaan's Chicken Song LOL!!! 😆😆😆

Hilarious lyrics but it's fun to watch. 😆

Bhook lagi, bhook lagi
Bhook lagi, bhook lagi
Soron ki bhook lagi
Murgey ki baang hume
Koyal ki kook lagi
Chowk chandani, chaudhari dhaba
Raath din yahan shor sharaba
Hey.. chowk chandani, chaudhari daba
Raath din yaha shor sharaba
Aada hai non veg
Aur veg hai adha
Spasht kijiye kya hai iraatha
Chahiye nan ya rotti
Chahiye ran ya botti
Mangalo ram kassam kasht ho jaye
Thodi biryani bukari
Thodi phir nalli nihari
Le aao aaj daram brasht ho jaaye
De kitchen se aawaz chicken kukdu ku 🤣
Teri bhuk ka ilaaj chicken kukdu ku
Yehi kehta hai aaj chicken kukdu ku
Teri bhuk ka ilaj chicken kukdu ku 🤣 🤣

[YOUTUBE]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBaUe-9v7zQ[/YOUTUBE]

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IPSO_FACTO

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Posted: 8 years ago

#50

Padosan Apni Murgi Lyrics
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Aye diwana jaise jata hai
Ha diwana jaise jata hai zanzire todke
Arey murga nikal gaya mera darbe ko chhod ke
To padoshan, arey to padoshan apni murgi ko
Rakhna sambhal mera murga huya hai diwana
Ha padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Kya kahu kya kya kahu kya huya hai kamal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Oye padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana haye haye

Aagan me dhode wo khote pe bhage
Arey dhode re dhode bhage re bhage
Ha aagan me dhode wo khote pe bhage
Diware kude nahi hath lage hai muhle me
Hai muhle me jaise dhamal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Arey padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana haye haye haye
Murga huya hai diwana diwan diwana
Arey chonch me murgi ka par
Aadha idar aadha udar do dilo pe hai asar
Aadha idar aadha udar arey murga murgi ka diwana
Aur mai diwana tera hu tera hu tera hu

Ho kai gujare san ha kai gujare san
Tera tnkhasingh ke liye the sun tere ghongaru
Ha gaya sina than gaya dil bhi chhin
Yuhi bole chham tere ghungaru tere ghungaru
Arey isiliye to aaj isiliye to aaj me
Public liye samjhata hu
Ki padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Ha padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Arey mera murga huya hai diwana

Samjh samjh ke samjh ko samjho
Samjh samjhana bhi ek samjh hai
Samjh samjh ke samjh na samjhe
Meri samjh me wo na samjh hai
Samjh samjh ke samjh ko samjho
Samjh samjhana bhi ek samjh hai
Samjh samjh ke samjh na samjhe
Meri samjh me wo na samjh hai

Ha janeman janejigar kabhi dekhe na idar
Julm ki bat kare mujhse yu ghat kare
Kahe tu koi nahi jake ab mar bhi kahi
Humse tu pyar na kar waqt bekar na kar
Aapke sar ki kasam bewafa hai wo sanam
Bewafa hai wo sanam ha
Kya sunau me bewafa yaar ki yaar ki ha
Kya sunau me bewafa yaar ki yaar ki
Jo nahi bat mane pyar ki pyar ki

Arey ek din apna bhi ek din apna bhi
Din aayega aayega ha aayega
So sunar ki ha ek luhar ki
Arey isiliye to mai kahta hu
Aakhiri bar kahta hu ki please
Please please please arey
Padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Arey rakhna sambhal murgi murga huya diwana
Arey padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana
Rakhna sambhal rakhna sambhal
Rakhna sambhal rakhna sambhal
Padoshan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
Mera murga huya hai diwana