Iss Headless Game ON wale Tashan Bhare Haye Haldi ko kya naam Doon !!

Hello my beautiful people. How are we today. Hope you have all had a great wknd. ME Tooo !!! Busy but great !!! 😉

So the long wait is over and we are here yet again to look forward to the story and how it unfolds this week.

I for sure am looking forward to this "Crazy Track with House arrest, Escaped Family and Jungle Wedding 🤣( Exactly as quoted by our darling Sabarina ji @shesherkobita who had me in stitches a couple of days ago !! , Love you Sab ji)

There are lots of speculations on how this marriage is going to unfold. But most of the guesses are revolving around the blackmailing with a baby wala secret.

TBH its seems really Cliched and the usual run of the mill idea to me, tho if this is how the marriage wud happen then , I wont have a choice but to gulp it down with a strong dose of TIK20 ( a kind of pest killer, which is lethal to humans too HAHAH 😆) before ofcourse banging my head for one last time against the Brick wall I have permanently installed right next to me.

I would prefer Advay to marry Chadnini , under crazy confusing circumstances, one that will leave us in stitches.

More like a musical chair wala saga. Kaun dulha, kiski dulhan, kiski shaadi, kiska shehra, kiska chehra, kisne oda , kiska sindoor, kaisa varmala aur Kaun le gaya dulhaniya HAHAHA 🤣( we know the answers to all of the above questions, but if would be funny if the shaadi happened in the same confusing mental wala mad way, just like Ad--vay !! )

Thank you Priya for telling me that you love the way I write intros to my analysis and thank you Uma for backing her comment 😉. You two dont know what you have together unleashed. HAHAHA !!! 😆

Now that I have the green wali hari Zandi, I am going to write sooper lenghty analysis and do a total Bheja fry of all of you HEHEH !!😆

Toh Teek hai duniya walon, get ready to take a dip in the raita bhare epi breakdown, Chitra mental wali mad Isshtyle !!!😉

So the episode, once again has the promo wala touch to it, with Murli yet again asking the question to which we know the answer. Will Advay apply the Haldi to Chandini. YES Murli baba he bhill, kahe ki hee is the hero and kaahe ki once haldi , then shaadi and then total Barbaadi. Toh at this stage I am not sure kiski barbaadi. ( Chandini ki yaa advay ki. Aaj tak history of Shaadi main, which husband hasnt had to face barbaadi post marriage, Tell me Pileezz HEHEH 😆!! Shaadi karke saare mard barbaad hi hue hain !! hain naa !! )

Window of Opportunity !! Vs Window for Opportunity !! ( a short lesson on how to use prepositions !! HEHE 😉)

So Chandu on Fri said , that what if doors are closed there is still a window and I innocently assumed she meant a window of opportunity. But Holy Moly , Guacamole 😲

Turns out it is not a window of opportunity , but an actual window that she refers to.

So the the Curious case of the Mysterious Mansion with 27 cluttered rooms continues with a gusto !! HAHA 😆

Chandini knows that there is a window in the storeroom , that is hidden behind all the clutter 😡( Ahem she means furniture ) , using which PP and Shikha can get out and call the police. Advay hasnt locked it, how does she know, cause she has the keys to the storeroom.

So Murli is not so Chatur BTW. ( Me wonders tho, if the doors and windows are all locked from the outside tho, how does it matter if Advay has the keys or not. OOPS sorry Logicwa is still on Haaliday so no point asking stupid questions 😕)

On the other hand, Hotwa looking extremely hot on his Bday, ( cant believe he is 33) is lazily reading a book on Sasumaa's Bistar ( OMG !! 😲)

He tells her to start her nautanki of baand, baaja, baaraat, bidai and judai or else he will have her thrown out of the house.

Indrani tells chandu to comply and get ready, and tells her that they need to play dead, and wait for their opportunity to get out of this situation.

Chandu Meghu convo !! ( this is seriously beyond my Samajh )

So Meghu comes up to Chandu who is looking with trepidation at her own reflection in the mirror. Meghu only comes to make matters worse by telling chandu how scared she is and how PP and Shikha havent still returned. TEEK HAI !!! AND !!!

Chandu tells her that we cant lose this baazi , and so long that we are all together no one can throw us out of the house. HUH !!!!

TOH issscariyaa iss liye rahe they , ki they are worried that he will throw them outside the house, Its not the haldi that is worrying them , its getting out of the house !! ( Maybe its time to look for that brick wall again, I had put it away as I thought this week will one easy peasy breazy shaadi wala track, lil did I know that the CV's still plan on torturing my tiny lil brain, )

MEE too much conphoosed, cause how will "united we stand divided we fall wala thought for the day work in this situaaason. Kaahe hi houjjj toh belongs to Babua, so whether they stand united or divided, he has all right to throw them out , ijjnt it !! 😕

The Haldi Assembly Parade 😕

So everyone assembles for Haldi, We get a glimpse of the three women( HUH !! HOW 😲) on a frame of flowers, standing on the top of stairs wondering what is taking PP so long.

3 women phormula = Indrani + Lipstick masi - Shakun + PP's mummy darling

So thats how it makes still 3 women.

The women assemble in an ensemble of colours for Haldi, looks like they are dressed for Holi 😕( instead of haldi) Advay manages to quickly throw compliment to them all and mainly to Kajal mausi. ( for some reason no one is wearing a bindi or sindoor and that is doing my head in , call me old fashioned. PPM is a widow I am assuming, Kajal is almost widow after what Ranjit did but Indrani she shud wear sindoor, or has she too decided to donn the widow wala avatar owing to her non existent husband ( or rather his non existent memory) Me wonders, and the worst thing is Nani who is a window is made to wear a bindi . Who is the make up artist, we need to kick their backside. Why I complain , BECAUSE these are so called high caste brahmin MATT ke Mahants. 😡)

Anyways moving on

Advay is looking exceptionally stunning😳 in his sequinned kurta with this yummylicious shawl ( OHH LAA LAA me drooling over the shawl, Have I told you all I have a shawl fetish , NOO !! Well I have a shawl fetish !! I own atleast 25 shawls and 30 scarves barring duppattas ofcourse. HEHEH !!! My husband calls me shawl crazy but finds it very easy to buy me the last minute 11^th hour present on bday , anniversary or valentines day, coz he doesnt have to think too hard HEHEH !! )😆

While I am drooling over this shawl I simply cant help but notice from the corner of my eye, that Niru mama is wearing a jacket made from the material as Advays Shawl. YUKKK 😡 . Ek hi darji ke paas gaye the kaa ee dono !! ME wonders, ( probably ek eee darji called the headless wali Shivani Shirali , atleast she cud have kept the Dulhas costume Unique without having done her mixting and matching wala Raita )

Shower of Haldi 😲!! to the Power of Haldi !! 😳

So finally chandini turns up with Meghu minus Shikha (and ASR has not even batted an eyelid ) wearing a beaded curtain for a neclace ( OMG everyone seems to be donning beaded curtains of different styles around their necks ) except for PP's mum as PP's mum is wearing a SHIRT !! with her Saree !! hammer my head pilleezz !!

Shivani looks extremely beautiful again today, tho Meghu too is not so bad, But all I want to do is shout to her that you have a beautiful baby boy in Suvidha , go get him quickly before someone else nicks him.

TBH of them all , I think Indrani has this look in her kitty, he hair is simply stunning, OMG RITU is simply stunning. Cant take my eyes off her !!😲

Advay looks at Chandini in a trance, The BG is telling me that he is mesmerised by her beauty. OK teek hai, so Advay is affected.

He asks her if she is ready, and walks closer to apply the haldi. She is clearly not interested, and knocks the Haldi wali thali from his hands, LO BEHOLD !! all the haldi falls on Advay ( tho the SBS segment has shown us how many takes and retakes and buckets of this haldi mixture was wasted on this scene and has ruined the magic for us, SO thanks SBS wale morons !! HHEHE !! )

Everyone is in a shock, but more like a achcha hua wala shock instead of the angry wala shock.

Advay has practically taken a shower in haldi

Chandini declares, You cannot touch me. This rasam will only happen with the person who is destined for me. I.e Dev ( I wonder if she wud ve said the same to PP baba , OH forgetiyagayi she cant think past her MAAA bhakti in PP's case can she !! )

Advay for sure is both shocked, surprised but more of a How dare you shock and Surprise. Chandini walks away , While Indrani for a change gives us million dollor , Tedhi wali smile and dont know why but my heart goes MMM !! MMM !! MMM!!. I for sure am having a girl crush on this sexy lady !!😳

So chandu is holding her Strength wala Rock !! and wailing away that if Dev was here Advay wud have never treated her like this. HUH !! TIME FOR FACE PALM !!! Arey gadhdhi ( donkey) why dont you seem worried about having to marry PP. Someone please give me a hammer so I can go knock some brains in this headless FL.

Advay turns up at her room, the rocks slips form her hand and falls on the floor. Advay is not happy, he opens the door with Tashan wala isshtyle . But oops, another makeup blooper by the looks of it. Just a few drops of haldi have turned into blotches of haldi all over his face. AARGGHH 😡!! more like a lepam wala face mask ishtyle wala haldi. Itna haldi toh naahi uda tha, bhait let me rewind the scene again, !! NOPE this is a big blob to blotch wala blooper.

He walks in anger, and misses the obviously obvious black stone at his feet ( hence why he is blind with eyes, I am sure Nani would have seen the stone that he has so obviously missed for now )

OMG this scene is really intense, Chandini is scared , cause Advay looks murderous while I cant help notice the tears in his eyes 😭. ADVAY HOLY COW IS CRYING !! BHUTT BHY !!😲

I think he is crying thinking about how Chandu is pining for her nameless lover, the one who left her with a baby. Or mabe he is crying because he wants to know ki

PP kare toh Raas leela , Main karoon toh Character dheela HAHAHA!!😉

Chandini starts walking backwards, asking him to stop ( I wud too cause there is too much haldi on his face, Wonder if Barun was made to wear this much haldi even to his own wedding HHAHA 🤣 )

Ab Meri Baari to re create the MAGIC !! ( and tell silly people like me why We love BARUN !!! AND WHY HE is the reigning KING !! ) 😳😳

He walks up to her, till she is cornered against a pillar and says

Tumne Apni Haldi ki rasam poori Karli , ab meri Baari 😳

( you have completed your side of the ritual ( by throwing the haldi on me ) , so now its my turn )

Saying so he , leans forward and smears the haldi on her cheeks with his cheeks.

VERY . GENTLY. VERY . ROMANTICALY. VERY . SEDUCTIVELY. !!! and all I can do is DROOL !! DROOL !! DROOLLL 😳!!! He rubs their cheeks together, while holding her head in his hands, (OMG THIS is too ROMANTIC to handle ☺️) while Chandini is transfixed to her spot, unable to breathe , unable to move ( and I suddenly realise to shut my jaw that has been opened to its maximum stretchability ☺️)

and a remixed inst version of a soothing rabba vey plays in the BG

The Haldi scene, reminded me of a similar scene from Epi 1 which leaves me Dhak Dhakking and Hyperventilating even today , inspite of having watched it a million times. The magic of ASR I guess.😳

Tho this scene was slightly different, this too was romantic, with the only slight difference being that this is the beginning of a hate story, and there are a lot of MU's and revelations still waiting to happen. Whereas in S1 this track played out as a part of the actual wedding sequence when all the MU's had been resolved and the two were ridiculously in love with each other.

Also here Advay is intense and possessive yet tender in ways i cannot describe, While in S1 Arnav was simply too romantic to handle, too tender and extremely passionate in the way he touches his woman. What is commendable tho is that the same scene is played by the same man BARUN , yet he has played it out so differently , that this mans deserves an OSCAR for his ability to emote with such precision. Who so ever says Arnav is same as Advay , please watch this scene first !! 😕

So I am hoping this scene wud be played again in the future, when the actually wedding track happens. ( Of course people we are going to have a proper wedding track by the end of the season , these CV's wont let us off so easily, They will ensure that Barun kills us all slowly , sweetly, seductively !! SIGH !!! 😳)

ACP is here BHUT !!! WHY !!! OOO He is here to attend the Wedding !! HHAHAHAH!! 🤣

PP turns up with the police mainly the ACP , they break open the door, while Indrani tells Advay you will know the true meaning of arrest.

I think saare sattiya gaye hai , iss khandaan main ( everyone has lost their brains )

What are the charges under which they are going to arrest him ?? House Arrest ?? or Arrest for buying the House ??

Chandu says

Chandini Andhere se kabhi haara nahi karti ( moonlight can never lose to darkness )

After a lot of hammering the door is opened.

The ACP walks in, in black donning his shades ( coz itna blinding wala lights jo hai).

He hugs, Advay instead of arresting him. OK now time for everyone else to be shocked shocked SHOCKED !!! COZ ee ACP toh , Advay ka langotiya yaar nikla saala ( best friend More like Knicker friends or langoti friends HAHAH!!! thats what happens when you translate one language to another HAHAH !!! 🤣)

Advay asks him to stay back for the Sangeet while introducing him to Chandini. He also taunts her about Chandini, jeet, haar , raat HAHA !! I am loving Advays Style tho !!

He walks up to Indu and says with a swag , Custody, Quaid , Can we pls get ready for the events of the evening SAASU MAAA !!! HHAHAHAH !! 🤣

Indrani is still confident , tho PPM mocks her that Indu has lost and is only full of empty words. Indrani plans on playing her next move once the ACP leaves after Sangeet.

PPM reminds her of bidding bye bye to 2 crores if this wedding didnt happen

In all the conphoosion , me just realised that Veer babua is MIA, maybe he has gone to say Allah hafiz to his Ammijaan, Good Boy .😉

Oops Shika too is missing , so I guess its quite obvious that she is out with Veer having TEA on their lil romantic Coffee Date !! HUH !! 😕

In the meanwhile , Chandini is touching her cheeks , kahe ki memory of his stubble against her soft cheeks is burning her. He turns up with something in a bowl ( it sounded like veer jayanti or vaijayanti to me 😡) Bhagwan hi janata hai what this mans has got in that bowl and what he just mumbled away. I m willing to ignore, as it trivial

He tells her you need to look your best today as it is their wedding today. He then reminds her that you cannot fight your destiny ( Insaan sabse lad sakta hai, par apne takdeer se nahi ) only to add that he is her destiny ( Main tumhari takdeer hoon. )

He then recites another poem , on similar lines to tum nafrat ho ya chahat par sirf meri ho,

But this is reversal of that poem and it goes like

Ya ishq hoon , Ya nafrat hoon ( I am love or I am hate )😳

Ya dard hoon Ya humdard hoon ( I am pain or I am your sympathiser )😳

Ya zidd hoon ya junoon joon ( I am arrogance or I am obsession)😳

Ya Baichini hoon yaa sukoon ( impatience or a soothing calm )😳

Jo bhi hoon , Jaisa bhi hoon , Tumhaara hoon ( Whoever I am , what ever I may be, I only belong to you) ☺️

aur yeh advay singh raizaada ka vaada hai ( this is ASR's promise)

I loved this scene, as for the first time Advay tells her, that he too belongs to her. Its very sweet really IMO especially after shedding tears post Chandini telling him she is waiting for the man in her destiny. 😳

Chandu replies

Main rukoonki, but ruk kar chalne ke liye ( I will stop , but only to move forward ) 😕

Main giroongi , par gir kar utne ke liye ( I will fall, but only to get up and keep going ) 😕

She says I wont let you win and this is my promise ot you,

He is about to say something to her, but Indu comes into the room. He looks her Indu and walks away. HMMM I wonder why. Maybe he wants to play his cards close to his heart and doesnt want to reveal anything to the Perceptive INDU.

Indu tells chandu to go with the flow and that they will make a move when Advay drops his guard.

She says, Hum na aaj tak haare hai, naa harenge ( I have never lost in the past and will never lose in the future either )

Precap

Mika is singing for Sangeet . Yeah we all know that !! SBS has hammered this fact into our brain so deeply that it has formed grooves on our brains.😕

OOHH LAA LAA I for sure am loving the black themed clothes and drooling over the Shawl that Advay is donning !! Did I tell you I have a fetish shawl !! YEAH I have a chronic shawl fetish !!! 😳

Anyways, Indrani in her own criminalistic predictable way, smashes a bottle behind Advays head. ( SO this was the plan of getting away. HUH !! ) Advay passes out on the floor, while Chandini is reluctant to leave him in that state as PP drags her out of the house.

What do I make of the epi. It had a lot of magical moments IMO. The fact that Advays cries when she knocks the Haldi, speaks a lot of his state of heart. He loves Chandini 😳 , may not be this grown up woman, but he surely loves his Childhood bestie Chandu. The fact that she is pining for someone and is waiting for that one man in her destiny leaves him shaken. The fact that she has forgotten all about DEV has left him devastated 😳. This is my opinion anyways, pls let me know if I have misread that scene.

Todays epi had a series of bloopers and the illogical wala logic ka onslaught continues. My simple question to the family is , once the police arrived, why didnt they leave the house.

Anyways my logic is still on vacation, and surely will have to deal with the piles of paperwork that is piling on its desk once its back from its holiday 😆( dont we all huh !! 😕)

Even tho I did criticise the clothes , actaully did like it, just hope they keep the bride and groom's fabric different to the rest of the family, thats all !!

So thats it from me my beautiful people , Hope you too drooled over the epi !! and got swayed away to the magic of Barun dreamboat Sobti.

Until tomorrow then, This is Chitra Signing off with lots and luv and hugs as always 🤗

Cheers, Chitra

Ps Ignore the typos pileejjj

Chitra 🤗 I was waiting phor your post! Aur main ne log in kiya and you posted😃 awesome post as usual!!! Aj to babua na itne pheels karwae itne pheels karwaye ke kaa batae kitne pheels karwaye! I am still reeling under the after effects of the drug that is Advay.

Awesome review 😊 reading ur comments I'm smiling n rest staff is giving me weird looks 😆
Just saw the sensuous n passionate scene between leads n girl they r killing it 😳 OMG Chandni toe curling moment, she is badly attracted.. n advay intense intense 😳 he always want to possess her by hook or crook.. y is he crying though - did he feel insulted so 😆 naah
Guess after wedding what all is he gonna do with her.. let's see will he get affected by she being so close to him.. excited

Originally posted by: zeal11

Awesome review 😊 reading ur comments I'm smiling n rest staff is giving me weird looks 😆
Just saw the sensuous n passionate scene between leads n girl they r killing it 😳 OMG Chandni toe curling moment, she is badly attracted.. n advay intense intense 😳 he always want to possess her by hook or crook.. y is he crying though - did he feel insulted so 😆 naah
Guess after wedding what all is he gonna do with her.. let's see will he get affected by she being so close to him.. excited

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raas leela and character deela was super😉

Hi Chitra 😊

Originally posted by: lasya123

raas leela and character deela was super😉

Originally posted by: amortentia15

Chitra 🤗 I was waiting phor your post! Aur main ne log in kiya and you posted😃 awesome post as usual!!! Aj to babua na itne pheels karwae itne pheels karwaye ke kaa batae kitne pheels karwaye! I am still reeling under the after effects of the drug that is Advay.

Aapke is mindblowing analysis ko Main annotate karungi in sometime!! In another post in this thread😳

Did your husband see you in that mouth opened hyperventilating avatar ??😆

Mera husband duniya ke jis kone mein bhi hai Abhi usko future mein bada problem hone wala hai kyun ki my laaau phor bitwa is not going to be any less ever me thinks 🤔☺️

Coming back to your fantabulous review break ke baad😆