'I am Shah Rukh Khan and I am sex!'

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Originally posted by: glace-bleue

ye toh bilkul sachh bola..😆

@ TM...can't thank u enough for posting this article😳...going to save it...while he bull shits a few times but no one can deny that he is the wittiest one in BW...had so much fun reading it😃

I have read Ranveer saying some of these things with just as much ease..donno witty or not!

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Originally posted by: hotchic
They missed this one!
"When I am speaking, I like my women to be lying down"

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Originally posted by: cricketfan1

I have read Ranveer saying some of these things with just as much ease..donno witty or not!

difficult to say without knowing which one u r talking about.

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This was a fun read!! Thank u!! He is such a witty guy!!

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#35

There are usually few quotes associated with great people.

Here it seems that there is a whole book of quotes. Every crap uttered is being presented as a great quote.

Quotes lose their value if there are too many.

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"Everywhere in the world, Wether its Russia, Europe, USA people love me. The sad thing is my own people love me less"

So much truth

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^Those aren't even his best quotes. He has so many they should put them in a book or something.

Btw, Ranveer, Shahid and of course the Jungli Billi are always repeating things SRK said long ago. But it doesn't work most of the time because they don't have the right inflections and timing since it's not their line anyway.

Ranveer has tried to do a lot of similar R-rated jokes but he always comes across more greasy and gross when doing them.

SRK said famously on Koffee with Karan that he can romance a cow. (Kajol said, "are you saying I'm a cow?!) Shahid started saying stuff like "I can romance a buffalo" after the Kareena break-up and ended up sounding like a douche because it was insulting to Kareena.

Miss PC has been going around saying the "I wear my stardom like a tee shirt, not a tuxedo" line in American media lately. But she repeats a lot of stuff he's said. Serious bunny boiler vibes from that one.

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For some reason, I remember some interview Gauri did once and mentioned how SRK is always embarrassing her because he has no filter and just blurts out anything. She narrated how once early on in his career, they had gone to a party and she had given him lectures ahead of time to be careful about what he says.

It was after that ad Madhu Sapre did, that famous model. It became really famous because it was a nude ad selling sneakers or something. SRK and Gauri met her for the first time and he shakes her hand and says "Madhu Sapre, kam kapde." 🤣

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