Mrs Sharma Boli
Bad hair day
Jassiji, Oberoi family main aa kar bahut paranthe-pakore kha rahi ho kya? Itna weight put on kar liya hai tumne. If you are going to wear sleeveless blouses, please do some arm exercises — nahin toh Armaan, who's running after you, will get scared.
Again I felt bad for Armaan — when he told his mum he can't live without Jassi. For a change, he is doing the honourable thing by telling Raghav his love story. Armaan, I'm glad you washed your wig in the washing machine. But why didn't you take it out on time? Your hair kept waving at us.
Kahaani ka kissa
Kahaani… main Mr Mehra ki poonch main aag kyun lagi rahti hai? I'm sure there is a sentimental story behind his angry life. But jo bhi ho, he is giving Parvati and her family a really bad time. By the way Kamal, aaj tumne kamaal kar diya. Bilkul theek bola. But un logon ka zameer is buried under greed — kuch asar nahin hoga.
Ring in the old
Couch queen Sarita Lakhiani boli: "I'm enjoying Kahaani… after Suresh Mehra's entry. It's fun to see Parvati and Suresh Mehra trying to outdo each other. May the best one win!!
"Ektaji, please bring back Rajeev Khandelwal as the new Sujal looks artificial. With the flashback of the old Sujal we aren't going to accept the new one."
Jhoothi Jassi
Simiji boli: "Lagta hai Jassi's next avatar will be that of a politician. Jhooth main toh expert hai hi! Jassi Devi, stop your bhashans and practice what you preach. She says Armaan doesn't trust her and who does Mahaan Devi trust? Parbat Lal!!
"Mrs Sharma, Armaan's hair doesn't need a wash. Please wipe your TV screen. Woh ganda hai!!"
Aapki
Mrs Sharma