ShiVika OS:'Dirty Gutter Mind' *read at ur own risk*

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Dat ni8 was really full of shocks n surprises...

I was sitting on my bed reading something, feeling relaxed aftr taking bathe, whn she entered..

"Shivay!"

She said luking at me firmly or should I say boldly..

"Anika!" I said copying her.

"I had seen 'IT' whn u were taking bathe both in the morning and in the evening. N nw again..." She insisted on the word 'IT'.

"OK.. Bt wht is dis 'IT'?"

"C'mon Shivay.. I hav seen "IT". N there's nothing 2 feel embarassed abt it.. At least b4 me.."

"Bt abt wht I should not b embarrassed?"I asked her curiously.

"Shivay.. Dnt b so innocent. Rem? U had 4gotten 2 lock the door of the washrum in the morning. In the evening u had 4gotten 2 take ur towel wid u n I was the 1 to giv u dat. So I surely would see 'IT' ri8?!"

She said so boldly luking straight at me. No.. She can't b dis bold. Oh my god.. Has she seen me changing clothes or widout clothes or wht.. If she evn has seen me lyk dat she should nt talk so boldly abt dat. No.. Its jst my guttr mind. She must b talking abt something else..

"Shivay.. Why r u nt saying anything n just luking at me shockd. I said na.. There's nothing 2 b embaraased. M ur wife so I hav the ri8..."

Oh my lord. Nw I hav no doubt dat she is talking abt the exact thing my gutter mind was telling.. She was talking abt my...

"Yes, dear hubby. I hav the ri8 2 share it."

"Wht Anika!,"I said being scared by her words bt calmly,"Bt we can't jst share 'IT' so suddenly.."

Again boldly,"Bt u had accepted our relation,ri8? Luk.. Every couple share it so why can't we?"

I'll surely get a major heart attack..

"U can share ur kala coffee wid me. So wht is the problem in sharing 'IT'? These r jst small moves 2wards our relation.."

Small moves?! Lyk seriously! Thn what's the big move?
I wanted 2 say dis bt she lukd soo intensely at me dat I felt my throat being dehydrated bt my "IT" being hydrated.

"Shivay.. 'IT' luks 2 yummy.. Creamy.. 2 Chocolaly n... Hooottt.."

Her words made my ears red n dat red spread throughout my body. I felt my body getting totally heated.

"I jst want 2 get melt by dat," she continued n I felt lyk I hav lost my virginity only by her words,stairs n smirks..

"Yes Shivay.. Plz share it wid me na... N in return I'll giv u something new. I'll giv u KISS.."

"Oh stop Anika.." I stud up as I could not take dis anymore. I jst wanted 2 flee away frm there as I felt k*ck at the place of her 'IT'. I was loosing my control.

So I began 2 take steps backward. Bt luk at her boldness.. She was moving forward.. 2wards me..

Eventually my back touched the wall.

"U'll hav 2 share 'IT' 2ni8 n now only." She gave her biggest smirk.

She was behaving lyk a serial-r*pist.
Thank god.. She was still some inches away from me.
Bt I found her so determined.. She is not gonna listen 2 my single plead 2day...
No, I must take the 1st move.. After all I m a "MARD". I can't giv in 2 her her all pleading bt being assaulted.

Tough i was scared by her determinance bt really i was turned on. So I gained courage n started going closer 2 her. May b I was thn jst at a few inches difference frm her.. Whn I felt her snatching something from my hand.
N I found it 2 b the glass of my "HOT CHOCOLATE"

"Uff.. So Finally Shivay u agreed 2 give me 'IT'. U knw wht.. I felt so jealous whn u were taking 'IT' all alone, dat 2 in the washrum both the tym. U were hiding 'IT' from me or wht? I kept quiet inspite of seeing u having 'IT'. Bt u were drinking dis 4 the 3rd tym now. U should at least share 'it' wid me now na? Uff u r again staring at me... Anyways.. U knw wht.. I hav a special recipe in my mind. I will put some 'kismis' in 'IT'. I was saying dis 2 u thn bt u stoppd me. I knw it luks weird bt.. Hey dear hubby, u r again silent."

"U were talking abt dis hot chocolate till now?"

"Yeah.. U thought something else?"

N she tuk a sip frm my "IT" urf the "HOTTEST HOT CHOCLATE EVR"

"U r shockd bcoz of my special recipe ri8?"

Who will tell her dat I jst got the biggest shock of my lyf!

***ZOR KA JHATKA HAYE ZORO SE LAGAA.. HAAN LAGAA***
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N I was jst standing there "BAATLESS"(Speechless) slapping my "DIRTY GUTTER MIND"...

...
So r u 2 baatless? Don't 4get 2 commnt.
[I hav written 4 KriYam also]
-Mugdha aka Maggy of IF

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Posted: 8 years ago
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🤣 It was hillarious...!Oh my god I was laughing like anything after reading this and my sissy thought i have gone mad...
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Thnx a lot guys 4 the mad expressions!☺️
@anya:bcz shivika usd maad 2 b mad 2 😆
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Originally posted by: .Metaphor.

Thnx a lot guys 4 the mad expressions!☺️

@anya:bcz shivika usd maad 2 b mad 2 😆


😆 😆 We all are mad!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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OMG...I am gonna die laughing 🤣 and you will be arrested for my murder🤣
This is so hilarious🤣
Shivay's gutter mind with Rs.2 thoughts 😳😆
Loved it
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Poor shivaay!!!
Awesome yaar..

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Dhannybaad again guys.. 😛😆
@mystery1234: m in the list of most wanted criminals since so long bt te fact is Maggy KO pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkil hain 💔🤣
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'It' is something else only 😆

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hilarious 😆
I'm laughing like anything 😆

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