The Karela Post - Ansoo aur Khoon - Page 3

Originally posted by: Shamrouz

Res😛

Pehly to mohtramma apka Dil se dhnywaad ke apny apny vyasth Jeevan as Kuch shaan nikaly...Humein karela khilany me liye...Woh BHI shudh Hindi bhashaa ka prayoog karky😆😆

Kal yeh literally khoon ke ansoo roo raha thaa...Bhai ab khoon banaha bandh KAR...teri aadhi gharwali cum teri care taker cum teri warden cum teri nurse cum teri tenant cum teri punching bag cum tera favorite khilona Chala gaya ...Ab koi nahi hai Jo marhaam patti karega😛.

Jitna jaldi accept karlega utna faiday mein rahegaa...

Yeh inkaa patah nahi koun sa judge AUR wakkil hoty hai Jo ratoon raat documents taiyaar kar dety hai...Kabhi mohallah barbaad karny ke ...TOH Kabhi rishtaa barbaad karny ke...Bady links banaa rakhy hai ...

Kuch din pehly tu khud bol raha tha move on ...Move on...Ab kaahy ko uskaa peecha nahi chodh raha...Bachy Jaisy TV ke remote key liye zidd karty the same 2 same zidd kar raha hai...Bhai Teri height AUR personality ko shobha nahi detaa yeh...Dracula wali harkatein kar😆😆

Me waiting aaj ke raaton raat tu kounsi khichdii pakaa KAR laaya hai...😉

Originally posted by: -Patsy-

Bhai deserves this...he will never realise her worth if she continues staying with him! But my hunch says that kuch bhi sign karwakar he will get her back to his house!

Originally posted by: tibs09

🤣 🤣 Shamz had to comment on this one u wrote better than me.

Originally posted by: tibs09

Sarv Pratham Kal Jin behno ko mere angrezi Bolne se Kasht hua tha .. unse main natmastak ho kar Shama prarthi hoon ...
Saala kaun sa main Shaurya Khanna hoon ki 1 sorry bolne se meri aadhi property loot jaayegi...
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aata iski koi si Bhi mummy ne isse sorry Nolan kyun nahi Sikhaaya ..
Roz Roz ka syaapa..
Bhai mujhe na Pandit ne bataya hai Right hand ki choti ungli mein moti (pearl) pehan le gussa kam aaya karega.. Mehak puttar tu na dono Chachu ko Bhi Pena de ...
Kahan se baat shuru hui thi ... Sonal ke waahiyaat fianc se usse bachate bachate Dukaan restaurant sab Swahaa... gussa aur reverse gussa ke chakkar mein ...
Buss phata phat Moti Pehan lo ...Iss chakkar mein Bhai Roz Khoon baha raha hai ... matlab haath ya forehead par to roz hi kissi na kissi baat par patti hoti hai and ladki aaansoo ..
Production waalo ne kahin se whole sale mein Khoon and Ansoo ka intezaam kiya hai ...
Aur Bhai kal ka scene to jhakaas tha ... matlab Manmohan Desai ki pic fail hai uske aagey... zee cinema mein jo Hindi mein dubbed movies Aati hai ... unka scene tha ...
Matlab kum se kum 12 feet ki height se itne precision se Khoon girna ... aur Devi Maiyya ka asshirwaad ..
Shabaash mere sher ...Matlab main to chemistry lab mein dropper se Bhi giraoo na to idhar udhar tapak jaaye
CVs tum logon ki 1 din taarif Kar do .. agle din fullto local panthi
Chal theek ladki tere emotional black mail mein ... nahi aayi ..
Kal mere dil ko Sukoon mila ..
Tujhe uske peeche bhaagte dekh ..
Aur kya baccho ki tarah .. main nahi boluga ki main tumse pyaar karta hoon ..
Next step mein kya zameen par roll karega pair patkega .. Mummy Mehak mujhe sorry Bolne ko keh rahi hai
Waise Kal classic Freudian slip tha ... Bol to Diya ki pyaar karta hai ..
Ab apni ex tube light ke pass kaun se paper le Kar pahuncha hai .. Bhai 2 din to door reh leta
Gandharv Vivaah ka divorce ... judge Bhi behosh ho jayega
I hope Teri tubelight paper padh le ..
Mere hisaab se to flash back mein aadhi shaadi par Zor tha .. kahin marriage registration ke paper neeche na ho .. pata chale aadhi shaadi tune fully legal wedding mein convert Kar li
Par Teri ulti Khopdi ka kya Bharosa .. pata nahi kaun sa contract sign karwa le
Waise ek baat bata Teri Mama and company teerth Yatra par chale Gaye hai
Ab Holi tak hi aayenge...
Chal theek hai ... Production ko Bolna.. Khoon bacha Kar Rakhna ... Holi mein colours nahi kharid ne padenge

Originally posted by: Shamrouz

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Pehly to mohtramma apka Dil se dhnywaad ke apny apny vyasth Jeevan as Kuch shaan nikaly...Humein karela khilany me liye...Woh BHI shudh Hindi bhashaa ka prayoog karky😆😆

Kal yeh literally khoon ke ansoo roo raha thaa...Bhai ab khoon banaha bandh KAR...teri aadhi gharwali cum teri care taker cum teri warden cum teri nurse cum teri tenant cum teri punching bag cum tera favorite khilona Chala gaya ...Ab koi nahi hai Jo marhaam patti karega😛.

Jitna jaldi accept karlega utna faiday mein rahegaa...

Yeh inkaa patah nahi koun sa judge AUR wakkil hoty hai Jo ratoon raat documents taiyaar kar dety hai...Kabhi mohallah barbaad karny ke ...TOH Kabhi rishtaa barbaad karny ke...Bady links banaa rakhy hai ...

Kuch din pehly tu khud bol raha tha move on ...Move on...Ab kaahy ko uskaa peecha nahi chodh raha...Bachy Jaisy TV ke remote key liye zidd karty the same 2 same zidd kar raha hai...Bhai Teri height AUR personality ko shobha nahi detaa yeh...Dracula wali harkatein kar😆😆

Me waiting aaj ke raaton raat tu kounsi khichdii pakaa KAR laaya hai...😉