The Karela Post - Ansoo aur Khoon

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Sarv Pratham Kal Jin behno ko mere angrezi Bolne se Kasht hua tha .. unse main natmastak ho kar Shama prarthi hoon ...
Saala kaun sa main Shaurya Khanna hoon ki 1 sorry bolne se meri aadhi property loot jaayegi...
Mujhe samajh hi nahi aata iski koi si Bhi mummy ne isse sorry Nolan kyun nahi Sikhaaya ..
Roz Roz ka syaapa..
Bhai mujhe na Pandit ne bataya hai Right hand ki choti ungli mein moti (pearl) pehan le gussa kam aaya karega.. Mehak puttar tu na dono Chachu ko Bhi Pena de ...
Kahan se baat shuru hui thi ... Sonal ke waahiyaat fianc se usse bachate bachate Dukaan restaurant sab Swahaa... gussa aur reverse gussa ke chakkar mein ...
Buss phata phat Moti Pehan lo ...Iss chakkar mein Bhai Roz Khoon baha raha hai ... matlab haath ya forehead par to roz hi kissi na kissi baat par patti hoti hai and ladki aaansoo ..
Production waalo ne kahin se whole sale mein Khoon and Ansoo ka intezaam kiya hai ...
Aur Bhai kal ka scene to jhakaas tha ... matlab Manmohan Desai ki pic fail hai uske aagey... zee cinema mein jo Hindi mein dubbed movies Aati hai ... unka scene tha ...
Matlab kum se kum 12 feet ki height se itne precision se Khoon girna ... aur Devi Maiyya ka asshirwaad ..
Shabaash mere sher ...Matlab main to chemistry lab mein dropper se Bhi giraoo na to idhar udhar tapak jaaye
CVs tum logon ki 1 din taarif Kar do .. agle din fullto local panthi
Chal theek ladki tere emotional black mail mein ... nahi aayi ..
Kal mere dil ko Sukoon mila ..
Tujhe uske peeche bhaagte dekh ..
Aur kya baccho ki tarah .. main nahi boluga ki main tumse pyaar karta hoon ..
Next step mein kya zameen par roll karega pair patkega .. Mummy Mehak mujhe sorry Bolne ko keh rahi hai
Waise Kal classic Freudian slip tha ... Bol to Diya ki pyaar karta hai ..
Ab apni ex tube light ke pass kaun se paper le Kar pahuncha hai .. Bhai 2 din to door reh leta
Gandharv Vivaah ka divorce ... judge Bhi behosh ho jayega
I hope Teri tubelight paper padh le ..
Mere hisaab se to flash back mein aadhi shaadi par Zor tha .. kahin marriage registration ke paper neeche na ho .. pata chale aadhi shaadi tune fully legal wedding mein convert Kar li
Par Teri ulti Khopdi ka kya Bharosa .. pata nahi kaun sa contract sign karwa le
Waise ek baat bata Teri Mama and company teerth Yatra par chale Gaye hai
Ab Holi tak hi aayenge...
Chal theek hai ... Production ko Bolna.. Khoon bacha Kar Rakhna ... Holi mein colours nahi kharid ne padenge

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Res 😛
Pehly to mohtramma apka dil se dhnywaad ke apny apny vyasth Jeevan se kuch shaan nikaly...Humein karela khilany ke liye...Woh BHI shudh Hindi bhashaa ka prayoog karky 😆😆

Kal yeh literally khoon ke ansoo roo raha thaa...Bhai ab khoon banaha bandh KAR...teri aadhi gharwali cum teri care taker cum teri warden cum teri nurse cum teri tenant cum teri punching bag cum tera favorite khilona Chala gaya ...Ab koi nahi hai Jo marhaam patti karega 😛.

Jitna jaldi accept karlega utna faiday mein rahegaa...

Yeh inkaa patah nahi koun sa judge AUR wakkil hoty hai Jo ratoon raat documents taiyaar kar dety hai...Kabhi mohallah barbaad karny ke ...TOH Kabhi rishtaa barbaad karny ke...Bady links banaa rakhy hai ...

Kuch din pehly tu khud bol raha tha move on ...Move on...Ab kaahy ko uskaa peecha nahi chodh raha...Bachy Jaisy TV ke remote key liye zidd karty the same 2 same zidd kar raha hai...Bhai Teri height AUR personality ko shobha nahi detaa yeh...Dracula wali harkatein kar 😆😆

Me waiting aaj ke raaton raat tu kounsi khichdii pakaa KAR laaya hai...😉
Edited by Shamrouz - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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🤣🤣 Vo zameen pe roll karke pair patak bhi sakta h 😆 Aur ya to yahan brain mein internal bleeding aur stroke pe bhi 12 ghante mein discharge kar dete hain, varna KHOON BHARI MAANG ki baat ho to bandage mein se bhi itna khoon 😲 Bhai ki miraculous healing powers achanak se gayab ho gayi 🤣
Awesome post tibs 👏 👏👏
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Too good...intense dramatic scenes ki interpretation has become hilarious...please continue writing in Hindi...and the khoon Bhari maang sequel was actually directed to become no2 again in trp game...made me laugh after the tragic separation Maahi ve track...it broke the mood!!!
The precap was awesome...shaurya's face was worth looking like his favourite toy was not working even after changing batteries!!!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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fab post yaar...funny 🤣Production ko Bolna.. Khoon bacha Kar Rakhna ... Holi mein colours nahi kharid ne padenge...hillarious money saving
Edited by PALAK19 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Mee too feel that he will get her sign on some other document...Beneath that divorce papers. Either for marriage registration or some other dhoka ka planning, Shaurya is very much capable of doing it! By hook or by crook he will try to control her!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Patsy-

Mee too feel that he will get her sign on some other document...Beneath that divorce papers. Either for marriage registration or some other dhoka ka planning, Shaurya is very much capable of doing it! By hook or by crook he will try to control her!!


Can anyone pinch me 😆😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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🤣🤣

Res

The beginning 😲🤣🤣

Patti 🤣 how many times seriously ?? 😆 ek baar woh ek baar yeh 😲😆 competition chal raha hai kya 🤣

That's what I dream of 😆 marriage reg papers 🥳 hayee

Patsy welcome 😆 eppo sevvai grahathila irunthu land aaite nee 🤣

Wonderfully written 👏😆
Edited by thilss - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Patsy-

Mee too feel that he will get her sign on some other document...Beneath that divorce papers. Either for marriage registration or some other dhoka ka planning, Shaurya is very much capable of doing it! By hook or by crook he will try to control her!!



Tibs, too good 👏
Your control over hindi,exceptional 👏
The precision with which Khoon bhari maang happened 🤣 but by now I've stopped questioning miracles in ZKM 😆


Patsy, good to see you back 😃 were you waiting for Mehak to shift with bag & baggage to Sharma house 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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She packed one bag and came with two bags to Sharma Niwas.😃

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