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The Curious case of 'Su'
Judge AC: So tell me why is only "Su" as a name.
Suman: But Sir
Judge AC: no ifs n butts
Ankit: Sirrr
Judge AC: Ohh buts
Suman: Your honour my client name is Vividha not Su
Judge AC: kya mazak laga rakha hai, file me to wife ka nam to Su likha hua hai. ( look toward Ankit) Are they Mr n Mrs Vashisht??
Ankit: Yess yes Sir
Judge AC: According to case file this is a divorce hearing of Mr Ramakant Vashisht Colonel in Army n his wife " Su" so then who is Vividha??
Ankit: No Sir This is a divorce hearing of Mr Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha. You are mistaken
Judge AC: I'm mistaken(angry). I'm saying what written in this file.
Ankit: Let me check sir
Judge AC: Lo
Ankit: Yes sir this is a case file of divorce plead between Colonel Ramakant Vashisht n his wife Su...
Judge AC: See I told you
Ankit: But Sir the name is not Su. Rest alphabets got faded as this case was filed 26 years ago by Colonel Ramakant Vashisht.
Judge AC: Really lemme see too. Ohh yeah rest alphabets are faded.
Meanwhile lawyer of Ravish goes out of court room. Ravish looking in concentration something below his table indifferent to what's happening in court. Vividha has already filled up one bucket with her tears.
Ankit:Sir leave this case. Here is the file of Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha's divorce. Take it.
Judge AC: You inhuman. Justice has been denied for 26 years. No I will first take the case of Colonel then Captain.
Ankit: But Sir the plantiff is..
Judge AC: Shut up. Tell me what could be after Su??
Suman standing from her lawyer seat n Sujata from audience seat got up n say in chorus 'NOT ME'
Judge AC: Order order. Ab ye kya chakkar hai.
Ankit: Sir, both are wives of Colonel R K Vashisht. That's Sujata n this is Suman.
Judge AC: Arey lekin jisko divorce dena hai vo vali Su kaun si hai.
Sujata: Main nhi hun Judge sahab
Suman: Main nhi hun my lord.
Judge AC: Order order. Sujata ji whatever you wanna say. Say in witness box.
Sujata comes n stand in witness box
Sujata: Judge sahab. Mere pati mujhe divorce de hi nhi sakte kyunki humari shadi mandir me huyi thi without registration. To jab registration nhi hua to divorce kaisa. This Su must Suman only.
Suman: Your honour, Ye aurat mere pati ki pehli biwi hai kanunan taur pe. Jab meri shadi hi legal nhi to divorce kaisa. Yahi aurat hai unki biwi n this Su is Sujata.
Dadi Bua:(interrupting all) Kamaal hai. Kal tak tum dono dusri aurat dusri aurat khel rhi thin. Aaj jab divorce ki baari ayi to party badal li.
Judge AC: Order order. You old lady you are doing contempt of court. Sit down n shut up.
Dadi Bua: Haan tu to bada John Abrahim ho rakhkha hai na.
Judge AC: Take this lady out of the court.
Bua Dadi: Mujhe koi kya leke jayega. Main khud chali jaungi.
Sujata and Suman start fighting with taunts of first wife.
Judge AC: Abey Ankit ye chakkar kya hai. Ramakant ko bula ab vahi bata sakta hai kaun hai ye 'Su'.
Ankit: Sir but he is dead. Aapne na saanp ki dum pe per rakh diya. Agar in dono auraton ko nhi roka na, to na to ye court bachega na aapke sir pe baal. Ohh vo to vaise bhi nhi bache.
Judge AC: Order order. Ladies as plantiff of this case RK died so I'm nullifying this case right now. Go back to your position.
KK bring tea for judge AC. He sips tea n relax himself.
Judge AC: So finally we are here for the divorce case of Captain Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha. Arey yar dekho case shuru bhi nhi hua aur dono balti(buckets) bhar din isne.
Change karo koi.
Judge AC: So from which party divorce has been filed.
Suman: I'm client Your honour.
Judge AC: And the reason for divorce is?
Suman: Your honour. My client was forced to do this marriage. Hence we want divorce as this is a forced marriage.
Judge AC: Are you a fake lawyer. Since when forced marriages have become ground for divorce in telly. Look at them. They make a great couple. We hv Shivay Anika see how lovely they look. Rishab- Madhubala how lovely they were. No no your reason is not strong enough for divorce. I won't accept this plead.
Judge AC looking at the side of Ravish
Judge AC: So what's your reason for divorce? Hang on where is your lawyer.
Ravish still looking at something below the table.
Judge AC: ohh hello Captain Ravish
Ravish: Ho gya divorce (looking amazed)
Judge AC: lalla divorce se pehle hearing hogi. Tera lawyer kahan gaya.
Ravish's lawyer appear at door of court room.
Vividha:(almost screamed) Main janti thi Atharv tum laut ke aaoge.
Atharv : Loo hi to gaya tha. Obviously laut ke ata.
Suman: Vividha control yourself. He is a lawyer of opposition. Sit now.
Judge AC: So tell me why your client want divorce. Give me some solid reason otherwise I will reject this divorce plea.
Atharv: My client have missed the entire India-England cricket series because of this woman Vividha.
Judge AC: Such giant amount of atrocities won't be tolerated. Plea granted from the side of Captain Ravish Vashisht.
To be continue...
Judge AC: So tell me why is only "Su" as a name.
Suman: But Sir
Judge AC: no ifs n butts
Ankit: Sirrr
Judge AC: Ohh buts
Suman: Your honour my client name is Vividha not Su
Judge AC: kya mazak laga rakha hai, file me to wife ka nam to Su likha hua hai. ( look toward Ankit) Are they Mr n Mrs Vashisht??
Ankit: Yess yes Sir
Judge AC: According to case file this is a divorce hearing of Mr Ramakant Vashisht Colonel in Army n his wife " Su" so then who is Vividha??
Ankit: No Sir This is a divorce hearing of Mr Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha. You are mistaken
Judge AC: I'm mistaken(angry). I'm saying what written in this file.
Ankit: Let me check sir
Judge AC: Lo
Ankit: Yes sir this is a case file of divorce plead between Colonel Ramakant Vashisht n his wife Su...
Judge AC: See I told you
Ankit: But Sir the name is not Su. Rest alphabets got faded as this case was filed 26 years ago by Colonel Ramakant Vashisht.
Judge AC: Really lemme see too. Ohh yeah rest alphabets are faded.
Meanwhile lawyer of Ravish goes out of court room. Ravish looking in concentration something below his table indifferent to what's happening in court. Vividha has already filled up one bucket with her tears.
Ankit:Sir leave this case. Here is the file of Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha's divorce. Take it.
Judge AC: You inhuman. Justice has been denied for 26 years. No I will first take the case of Colonel then Captain.
Ankit: But Sir the plantiff is..
Judge AC: Shut up. Tell me what could be after Su??
Suman standing from her lawyer seat n Sujata from audience seat got up n say in chorus 'NOT ME'
Judge AC: Order order. Ab ye kya chakkar hai.
Ankit: Sir, both are wives of Colonel R K Vashisht. That's Sujata n this is Suman.
Judge AC: Arey lekin jisko divorce dena hai vo vali Su kaun si hai.
Sujata: Main nhi hun Judge sahab
Suman: Main nhi hun my lord.
Judge AC: Order order. Sujata ji whatever you wanna say. Say in witness box.
Sujata comes n stand in witness box
Sujata: Judge sahab. Mere pati mujhe divorce de hi nhi sakte kyunki humari shadi mandir me huyi thi without registration. To jab registration nhi hua to divorce kaisa. This Su must Suman only.
Suman: Your honour, Ye aurat mere pati ki pehli biwi hai kanunan taur pe. Jab meri shadi hi legal nhi to divorce kaisa. Yahi aurat hai unki biwi n this Su is Sujata.
Dadi Bua:(interrupting all) Kamaal hai. Kal tak tum dono dusri aurat dusri aurat khel rhi thin. Aaj jab divorce ki baari ayi to party badal li.
Judge AC: Order order. You old lady you are doing contempt of court. Sit down n shut up.
Dadi Bua: Haan tu to bada John Abrahim ho rakhkha hai na.
Judge AC: Take this lady out of the court.
Bua Dadi: Mujhe koi kya leke jayega. Main khud chali jaungi.
Sujata and Suman start fighting with taunts of first wife.
Judge AC: Abey Ankit ye chakkar kya hai. Ramakant ko bula ab vahi bata sakta hai kaun hai ye 'Su'.
Ankit: Sir but he is dead. Aapne na saanp ki dum pe per rakh diya. Agar in dono auraton ko nhi roka na, to na to ye court bachega na aapke sir pe baal. Ohh vo to vaise bhi nhi bache.
Judge AC: Order order. Ladies as plantiff of this case RK died so I'm nullifying this case right now. Go back to your position.
KK bring tea for judge AC. He sips tea n relax himself.
Judge AC: So finally we are here for the divorce case of Captain Ravish Vashisht n his wife Vividha. Arey yar dekho case shuru bhi nhi hua aur dono balti(buckets) bhar din isne.
Change karo koi.
Judge AC: So from which party divorce has been filed.
Suman: I'm client Your honour.
Judge AC: And the reason for divorce is?
Suman: Your honour. My client was forced to do this marriage. Hence we want divorce as this is a forced marriage.
Judge AC: Are you a fake lawyer. Since when forced marriages have become ground for divorce in telly. Look at them. They make a great couple. We hv Shivay Anika see how lovely they look. Rishab- Madhubala how lovely they were. No no your reason is not strong enough for divorce. I won't accept this plead.
Judge AC looking at the side of Ravish
Judge AC: So what's your reason for divorce? Hang on where is your lawyer.
Ravish still looking at something below the table.
Judge AC: ohh hello Captain Ravish
Ravish: Ho gya divorce (looking amazed)
Judge AC: lalla divorce se pehle hearing hogi. Tera lawyer kahan gaya.
Ravish's lawyer appear at door of court room.
Vividha:(almost screamed) Main janti thi Atharv tum laut ke aaoge.
Atharv : Loo hi to gaya tha. Obviously laut ke ata.
Suman: Vividha control yourself. He is a lawyer of opposition. Sit now.
Judge AC: So tell me why your client want divorce. Give me some solid reason otherwise I will reject this divorce plea.
Atharv: My client have missed the entire India-England cricket series because of this woman Vividha.
Judge AC: Such giant amount of atrocities won't be tolerated. Plea granted from the side of Captain Ravish Vashisht.
To be continue...
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