A new terrorist was caught by Delhi police!! As they don't have cells available in Main jail, they sent him to a local PS, located in JKRKB bagh [I m not sure where exactly IshRa lives😕]. They have arranged a plenty[means 1/2] of police to accompany him in case he wants to escape.😛 Sorry, I mean to say, to catch him incase he tries to escape. Mmh lets call him Tingu (my fav nickname in yhm😳). Anyways, today Tingu is in no mood to escape, all he wants to do is to observe what's the daily activity in an Indian or to be more precise Delhi PS. He never have assumed that is the biggest mistake of his life!!😲😆
Tingu silently sat a side in the cell and making note of every activity that's going on. Its almost night and he is bored now, he thought he can sleep for a while. That's when he heard "RKB phir aa raha hain", "Ea bhallas kabhi nahi sudherenge!", "Iss baar kya hogi hoga!!" etc murmurs, and then the famous RKB stepped in along with the senior inspector of that PS, AbhiShek. Poor Tingu didn't yet know Abbu is Senior Inspector though.
As soon as both came inside PS, Raman started giving directions😲 on what he should do next "Hawaldar, call Ishitha and inform that I 'm here, and ask Mummy to send parotas and palak paneer for dinner😃, Main kuch der keliye sotha hun, mujhe ghar main neend bhi nahi aarahahain and ofcourse Hum yaha aanese pehle iss news waha Shagun tak pahunjhati hain!!😡""
Seeing this, Tingu thought he must be some senior inspector or police, he is alert now. Abhishek started executing the instroctions. But to give twist to Tingu's thoughts, Raman went straight and sat in a cell!!??😲 Tingu can see that cell is specially designed, it contain RKB's and some others photos, some individual and some group pics.🤪 He heard about personal rooms he never heard of personal cells! Yet he understood, RKB might have been a political leader or son of so! That is why he might be getting special attention.
Then he tried to remember all the politicians, but no family pack politician is matching with this sixpack profile or face 😕 !!
OK, shift changed for PS police, and night constables joined shift. As soon as they join, almost all of them went and greet RKB. They were asking "Iss baar kya hua sir?", and Raman is explaining something... and they left from there. Now he sees, along with night constables, prisoner beside his cell also wokeup. Immediately he understood he must be some thief as he slept whole day n wokeup in night😉😆[Kuch tho akal hain hamari tingu ke pass!]
Surprisingly this thief also spoken to Raman "Kaise ho ji" and Raman replied "Haan Ham teeke Sadhuram, tum kaise ho?😉"
"So, his name is Sadhuram!" thought Tingu, yes he is surprised how he knows that much famous person! Tingu started conversation with him.
"Bhai Saab... Ooo Bhai Saab!" Called Tingu to Sadhuram. He has given an uninterested glare towards Tingu. Tingu's ego got hurt "How dare he?! koi Minister Spinister nahi, Pehle inko maardena chahiye...s**" muttered through his teeth, but still as compared, curiosity won over his ego this time!
"O dusri cell wale, oo kaun hain bhai... koi politician ki son hai kya, ithna importantly treat kirahahe hain in logone?" Tingu asked.
Sadhuram replied: "O koi politician volitician nahi hain bhai saab... o koi business man hain"
Tingu remember "Haan haan, India main businessmen bade scam vaams karthi rahthi hothe hain... ea kaunsa scam kiya hoga?" he talked in himself but spoke out instead of thinking.
Sadhuram:"Koi Scam nahi kiya bhai, o bahuth achi insaan hain"
Tingu: "Tho kyum lockup karvaya unko? Jarooor kuch kiya hoga..."
"Nahi bhai saab, sirf iss bande nahi, unki wife bhi eaise hi hothe hain.. har hafthe lockup pauhunchathi hain ea log.
mann main bahuth acche hai, lekin jail tho baar baar aatha hain... koina koin kaaranse! unko tho jail doosri ghar jaise hain bhai.."...😆
Tingu: "???!"
Meanwhile Ishitha reached the PS and started her lectures to Abhishek ... "Woh nahi kiya ea sab, Main jaaanthi hu use! I m sure.. woh eaisa nahi hai.. .appko patha haina Abhishek..."
Abhishek: "Ishitha ji, main iss mamle main aap ko kuch help nahi kar saktha... Investigation started and eye-witness are against him!"
Ishu: "Kauna witness, dhikhav kaha hain wo...kya dekha une!"
From no where some screeching was heard to all of them! Tingu jumped, thinking there might be some donkey stuck in cell along with him! but no... ea koi animal nahi bt the prooofff... Shagun Arora...
"Maine pehele hi warn kiya Eeehitha, tum nahi samjhaya... ab dekho kya huva... Maine apnee ankon se dekha ... Raman ne unko maara!"
Ishu got irritated now and said "Wahi main bhi soch rahahu, unko maara ya nahi maara ea bath chodo, sath main sath tume bhi maarliya tho, ab ek badi problem solve hojayegi!! Kyum Raman issne qum choda aapne?!"
Before Raman starts his version...
Shagun: "Tumhari himmath kaise hui..eaise bath karneko, oh bhi meri saath! main tumhe chodungi nahi... main tumhe barbadd kardungi!!!"
Tingu who was already wondering 'whether its Human got Donkey voice or donkey got human face!! '... can not take it anymore shouted at a time "Kaha se laya hain yeh aurath ko! Aur tum...(to shagun) aur ek ssabd ... main tumhari munh main bomb chod-dunga!" 😲
Seeing one terrorist threatening her, Shagun immediately disappeared from there, which left that PS in peace...😳
When Ishu also, started to leave.. Abhishek stopped her and arrested "Ishitha ji, I can't help you, but I need to arrest you, for 'aap ne Ek Senior inspector pe -- unki PS main-- aavaj utaya'!!" 😕😕
Before Ishu starts another lecture, Raman also called her... "Arey kya yar, ghar jaake kya karegi tum, main yaha hun na, aajav ham dono UNO cards khelenge ..." Ishu thought for a while ["lecture tho ready hogaya, yaha nai tho kaha boluuu!😆" ], then she also joined happily!
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While Tingu can not come out of his delusion, whether he is watching right or not...
Sadhuram woke him up...
"Kya hua bhai... aise, munh kholke kya dekhraheho.. koi machchhar vachchhar ja sakthe hain"
Tingu closed his mouth and now he realized what the cell-friend is telling till now. So eah inki biwi hoga.. still he can't digest " Koi criminals nahi, koi scams nahi kiya, koi politician nahi, koi bura insaan bhi nahi... acha insaan hain, achi family bhi hain... koi kyum aatha hain bhai baar baar jail ko, sasuraal ke jaise..." now he exclaimed little loud only... which caught IshRa's attention, but they did not answer busy playing WWF cards now!
Now Abhishek came to rescue this poor soul!
"Unko dass saal ki rishta hain bhai iss jail se... ea kahani dass saal pehle shuru hua... jab ea donoki shadhi bhi nahi hua.. Ea Raman ne Ishitha ji parents ko arrest karvaya! Unki beti ki kidnap case main..."😆
Tingu stopped him abruptly little irritated : "Aap kyum sun rahihu bhai, aaapko koi important kaam hoti hoga na, main iss cell-wale ko poonch saktha hun"
Sadhuram: "Bhai, Inko tho koi aur kaam hi nahiye!! Ea Bhalla ki Khanndaan ka special inspector bhai... Specially assgined by Central Govt." 😲
Its one more shock to Tingu... However our Abhishek "took charge" and narrated all the police-stories to Tingu...😆😆
Tingu got gyan😉 now.. He is sure he is now in 5th stage of hallucination.. Anyways, that was heard! the same repeated billion dollar question he is listening since a while "Iss baar kya hua?"...he himself is surprised listening to his voice asking this question now!! Infact he is surprised that still he has 'it' to ask!!
Now, Abhishek need to go to 'crime-scene'🤣, hence he left with his army! the other cell wala is trying hard to build a cave in his cell, no use to ask him! So he asked Raman himself doubtfully.
Raman: "Kuch nahi yar! Last night haina... ek chuva ek pipe linese, meri beti ki room mein guss gayi, jab main unki room gayi na woh chuha meri beti ko kaatneki koshi kar rahi thi...
Mujhe bahuth gussa aya... aur unko maar peeta..."
Tingu: "??!! fir"
Raman: "Fir kya.. uss chuva ko ekk chuhii bahen hua hoga... usne mujhpe complaint kiya.. .aur hamara hawaldar ne hame arrest kardiya :)"
Tingu: "Abb kya hoga bhai saab?!! wondering inside 'Chuha ko maarna bhi ithna bada galath kya?"'
Raman: "Kuch nahi hoga saheb. Iss hawaldar gaya na, unko koi proofs voofs milne vali nahi hain, he will release us, aap tension math lo"
"Lekin Meri beti abhibhi uss chuvveke sath baith gayi..hospital main... Main jaake uss chuva ka baaki jaan toddunga..."
Ishu : "Ramannn.. Jaaan hain unka..."
Raman: "Tho?! Beti hain mera"
"Tum batao bhai... meri beti animal lover hain bachpan sehi... ishka mathlab, koi chuva ya kuthe ko pyar karne lagao... main unki shadi karlun!! Aisa thodi na kartha hai?!"
Tingu: "Teek Kaha bhai aapne.. " [with no expression at all in face]
but he vowed in his heart... "beta Tingu...dusri baar, iss JKRKB bhag galthi se bhi math aana, ea pagal khana ya Police station, kuch nahi patha chal rahahain yaha"]
As Raman predicted, Hawaldar came back in no time... only to say... "Main aur apnaa team waha gaya, but there are no proofs found against you... So, Raman, Ishitha you can leave"
While Raman turned a lazy ear to him, all other constables started requesting them... to leave "before their family comes there!!"
Tingu can never forget the fear on their faces but didn't dare to ask "why". He might have understood now or might have thought 'to keep himself alive a while, its better not to ask! '
He never forget this day!! Infact he remembers only this day!🤣 They had to shift him to famous mental asylum in same Delhi...
Now Abhishek is getting ready to arrest Bhallas or atleast IshRa "for making a terrorist go wild"😆
//Swa
Edited by swa6 - 8 years ago
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