Dev's life will soon be turning upside down, I mean really in a big way, in Sony TV's Kuch Rang Pyaar Ke Aise Bhi. Did I mention in fact everyone's life...including the loyal viewers who have been kept on nerve racking tenterhooks , roller coaster ride with the Dixits clan with over excitement and anticipation of junior Dixit Baby arrival as well. The buzz is that even those who sworn multiple times on their pets, that they have stopped watching the serial ( a million times) , are still hooked on this show remotely by whatever tools and resources available...God knows why , but they are! Good to know that they have nowhere else to go... and keep coming back despite using the most exhaustive usage name calling adjectives for Dev...awesome news eh? Shows how much they love the show! Now back to our story...let's get cracking!
We recently saw how Dev (Shaheer Sheikh) chose to lie ( nothing new in this as this has become a habitual routine ) to Ishwari (Supriya Pilgaonkar) and Sonakshi (Erica Fernandes) about the pregnancy test being positive despite knowing the truth that Sona results were negative. And we wanted to get to the bottom of the truth and bring you the first scoop of news from us freshly baked from the oven!
Again we forced and threatened our reluctant tired sick Roving reporter to the set to get the latest scoop who just came sliding back from the one of the serpent set serial...
However, surprise awaited our roving reporter as she was told that Dev has gone to temple.! Holy cow !Before she could proceed to the temple, something distracted her and she saw a long queue forming in the Dixit mansion...like people waiting...to see someone...who appears to be an inhouse doctor...wait a minute! It was NONEOTHER THAN Iswari...and the first patient in line was Kicchu, followed by Bhola, Bunty, Driver, ( they all appeared to be forced to stand in line to give some face to Iswari, who now has a new found diagnosis theory and method for some ailments) and our reporter has the news first hand and here it goes...like this.
"Kicchu, you look pale...what's wrong with you? asked Iswari
" I don't know, I feel nauseous ever since I woke up and my head is spinning" meowed Kicchu and before he could finish the sentence, he vomited on the nearest object, GKB's head who was sitting close by eating her Thosai with coconut chutney!
"Dammit , Kicchuooo...look what you have done...now I cannot tell the difference between your vomit and chutney ...but still quite delicious combo...now its taste like tomato chutney !
Iswari was all smiles..." Kichuuooo!, you rascal... you are pregnant!"
"What! How could it be...I was careful but wait...I am a man is it possible I don't understand. mam?
" Of course! You idiot...its possible! Trust me! I know when one is pregnant! Let's call the band music and dance."
Suddenly Bunty,driver, Kichoo , Iswari were all dancing to the drum beat of bangara...with their legs spreading this way and that way...dancing on the floor , spinning...on their head, their backs...
Ish spotted our roving reporter...and she shouted..." Hey come here...what's wrong with you...you look sick"!
Our reporter said..." Ah yes, feeling a little bit under the weather...feel like puking "
Iswari screamed with Joy' " Arrey, you are pregnant!"
Our reporter looked terrified and squeaked " What ??but...nooo !!!
Iswari said " I have been a mother 4 times and I know all the tell tale signs...you are pregnant...do your calculations ..see am I not right?
Our reporter said with tears " I did my calculation and I am only 8 years old and haven't even reached puberty yet!
Iswari - " Doesn't matter...you look preggy...I am always right ...come ,let's join the pregnancy tribal dance bangara...its good for the baby"
Our Roving reporter managed to free herself and flee from the scene before Iswari could give further diagnosis on the foetus gender!
Finally the roving reporter was at the temple...and saw Dev walking slowly to Lord Shiva
Dev screamed at Lord Shiva who was listening to the lates pitbull song- "Hey you...hiding is it? ! Don't pretend that you didn't see me. You traitor!
Lord Shiva blinked and asked in surprise: What the hell! Who Me? Jeezs Man, what's your problem...why are you screaming at me? What did I do?
Dev asked with sarcasm : Oh Screaming am I? How could you do this to my wife. I never asked you for any thing..but yesterday night...I begged and asked you for one just tiny tiny tiny small favour to make this pregnancy real but you have to sabotage everything didn't you!
Lord Shiva was bewildered - Hey , wait a minute ...yesterday night, you say? Hmmm...I was off duty . You must have spoken to my Clone then. I don't negotiate at night you know ...haha
Dev warned with a finger pointing at Lord shiva - Don't joke with me...I am not in the mood...ok?
Lord shiva shugged : Did I say I was...?even I need holidays...why do think I escaped from your house?
Dev swore under his breath - I am warning you...you better buck up. After all the Poojas my mother did for you , the least you could do is to provide my wife and me a baby...is it too much to ask?
Lord Shiva choked.- Provide you with a baby? You mean assist you...why cant you just do it with your wife? Why do I have to be do everything myself! Gosh! This is getting too much...with you devotees! Why do I always have to do the work for the baby alone here! That's what you are there for dude!
Dev shouted : If I can do it , I wont ask you , you idiot! My wife has problem conceiving...I want you to do a miracle. You did this to her and now you have to fix it! ...after all you are the almighty lord aren't you? Oh so powerful right? People flock here to worship you right?
Lord Shiva shook his head : So...Excuse me?...so its my problem is it? What can I do if you guys put all the pressure on me? Solve it for you is it? Sorry dude, cant help you...you just ignored me for so many years...sometimes, I saw you eating great foodstuffs imported from all over the world without even offering me...how do you think I felt those years...? You have no idea how much I was salivating... and now just like this, at the snap of your fingers you want a baby from me...how's that possible.? Oh no...no way...this is too easy. I want to see you to beg for mercy. !
Dev huffed and puffed : Oh I see what you mean...what you are getting at...you are disgusting. Asking for bribe are you! You are shameless! Is that your final answer?
Lord Shiva looked around him and asked : You mean I can call my best friend or ask my devotees for advice?
Dev hissed : Yes, you can ...so what is to be.? Quick !
Lord shiva cocked his head in a thinking position - Just a minute...Ok I take the helpline..I will call my son,Ganesh...gosh what's wrong with you people...always coming to me with your problems...Cant I just have some moments for myself...give me a break man!
He took out his latest iphone 7 and called Ganesh
Ganesh whipped his phone from his trunk : Yellowww...papa? ...whatzup?
Lord Shiva - I got a mad fella...you probably know him. Dev Dixit asking me to perform a miracle..a baby...what do you think...I should or not? Fella looks very agitated. I think he might burn the temple down...if I don't...I don't want to be stranded...you know..
Ganesh : OMG ! Christ he is there now? Papy...you better get out from there...that fella is so mad...yesterday..while waiting for his wife's report, he kept looking, staring at him as if could kill me...I was so shit scared...and just when I thought he left, he came back again and continued to give me those hard glaciers stare...I just pretended and looked blankly at him...so paps...don't promise him anything...he will come after you. Scram if you know what's good for you.! Bye!
Lord shiva hands started to shake :Oh is it?...really...oh man!. I am screwed totally!
Dev was pacing up and down and shouted : Hey. What's with the phone call taking so long.?. Are you done yet?
Lord shiva shouted back: I am talking dammit! Just relax will ya?
Dev said : You have sixty seconds.. that's it ..what is it to be ...60, 59, 58
Lord Shiva : Ok ok...I get it...alright...I will strike a deal with you. If I grant you the baby, what will you give me.?
Dev was listening intently : Anything...you ask.
Lord Shiva thought for a moment : I wanted to see "Cold Play performance - Christ Martin for sometimes." As you can see I am busy here entertaining you people...possible to bring him here to perform ...here ...I mean right here ...so that I can lay back and dance to the music...rather than this blasting temple music!
Dev smiled - Consider it done! Adios!
Lord Shiva looked shocked - Hey hello??That's it...no thanks...just adios...that's Where are you going...you ungrateful ...ok...fine..fine..you go ...! See you soon!
When Dev turned and looked at god as if was ready to throw something at Lord Shiva..
Well, if you want to know if Dev will get his baby and how he's gonna keep everyone believe that Sona is preggy, you have to tune in Mon - Fri at SonyTV at 9.30PM to watch out for the high voltage drama unfolding in the dixit mansion. You wouldn't want to miss it.!
And please don't just read the WU..its not in detail... we know you watch it ...
Stay cool and cheers for a great weekend!
Enjoy the song...
https://youtu.be/VPRjCeoBqrI
Bindi
Udne Ki Aasha
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
