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Posted: 8 years ago
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It's a story of a simple boy in his teens, who was madly in love with a beautiful girl named Anjali.

The boy was a simple, boy-next-door kinds who was shy, introvert and inhibited kinds. Finally when he picked up the courage and proposed, Anjali mocked at the squint in his eyes, his small frame and inability to speak good English.😕

Our boy was shattered and with heavy heart and feet, somehow dragged himself back home that evening. For indifferent and very practical Anjali it was a non-issue. 😈

Couple of years later, Anjali married a good looking, handsome man who was fluent in English and was working as a Senior Lab Analyst with a FMCG major, multi-national Company.👏

Years passed by and many years, two lovely kids and many jobs later, Anjali's husband was thrilled to get a job as General Manager-Quality Control of a giant Indian herbal drugs and formulations company.

That year, this new company of husband organized an evening fun party for all co-workers and their families on Diwali eve and with pride Anjali got to know what a huge company her husband was working for and how successful he was.

With pride and happiness she held her husband's arms and went for Company Diwali party.

Her husband introduced Anjali to the owner of company and inspite of the owner's flowing beard and simple, pious attire, first thing Anjali spotted was the squint of his eyes and recalled everything! 😲

A bit later, as all started mingling with one another, Anjali tapped the shoulder of Company owner and said.

"Ram! Wo---wo-----aap hi thhe naa?---Jo---jo---"" 😲

"Haan Anjali Ji---wo main hi thha!----Wohi Ram jo aap ka naa ho saka!" 😕

"Ohh! ---Ram---Itni badi company aapki---" 😲

"Haan Anjali---- Abhi bahut door jaana hai----philhaal 6000 Crore ka turn-over hai---" ☺️

"Ram---Ttum-----Mera matlab Aapki ----aapki--Mrs kahaan hai?" 😲

"Anjali---Sach kahoon toh kabhi bhula hi nahin paaya tumhein-----Nahin kar paaya shaadi kisi aur se----" 😕

ANJALI (Bursts out Crying): Ohh! ----Ab main samjhi---kyun Saari duniya aap ko Baba Ram Dev kehti Hai! 😭

"Haan Anjali-----Sabka Baba Ram Dev---Tumhara Ram------Maine company ka naam bhi PAT-Anjali rakha--------mera durbhaagya thha---tum Pati hi nahin Mujhse!" 😉



End OF STORY!

You would imagine Baba Ramdev became one of the most successful Business entrepreneur of India whoe PAT-Anjali juggernaut is knocking off transnationals like Colgate-Palmolive, Proctor & Gambel etc. and Indian giants like Dabur, Baidyanath etc., because of Anjali's rejection...right?

WRONG!

Real reason of Baba Ramdev's astounding, stupendous success was revealed in the Bigg-Boss 10 episode aired on November 18, 2016!

It seems jilted by Anjali, lean-lanky-small in size Ram of those days suffered a perennial upset stomach and poor health!

And then one day he bumped into Mamta-mayi, Karuna-mayi, Daya-Saagar, Dukh-Harta, Missile Sanhaarak, Peeda-Haari, Icchha-Dhari Shri Shri 1001 Baar Sab Pe Bhaari, Shri Sadachari Om Swami Ji Maharaj!

Aadarneeya Om Swami Baba Ji inspired Ram to seriously practice Yoga, treat himself fully and then present his personal health recovery success story to world by offering them to teach Pranayam, Anulom-Vilom and Kapaal-Bhaanti! 🥳

Om Swami Baba Ji further added once people come to his Yoga lessons, he should charge them money and making use of this money, start manufacturing Ayurvedic medicines and formulations!👏

Rest----as the proverb says is History!

Baba Ramdev, thanks to our beloved, Aadarneey, Poojyaneey Om Swami Baba Ji Maharaj transformed himself into a Business magnate and his PAT-Anjali empire is blowing away every visible competition, be it from multi-Nationals or from Indian companies!



**PS: Poojyaneey Om Swami Baba Ji is so karunamayi, Daya-Nidhaan! He helped Baba Ramdev become a 6000 Crore PAT-Anjali empire King but himself chose Gaurav Chopra to teach him basic Yoga steps in this silly Bigg Boss-Season-10, that at an age of 60!

His modesty and simplicity can only invoke devotion and tears of emotional joy in any one who cares to observe this great man a bit carefully!👏



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2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)

6. FUNopsis-1 (Expected episode contents Day 12)

7. Facebook Chat of Bigg Boss-10 Housemates (Fun Take)! :)

8. Weekend Ka Waar, Salman Ki Maar (Excerpts 5th Nov Shoot) FUN Take!

9. Facebook Chat of REAL BIGGIES of India on Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take)

10. My Bollywood Script Discussion Session for YRF (True Lies)!

11. Title Track "Tujh Mein SABB Dikhta Hai"---Parody! :)

12. Gaurav Chopra----as Husband! Hmmm---BB-10 Clues! :)

13. Om Baba Ji Ki Daud! (India Missed Two Sure Medals at Rio :(( )

14. Teri Meri, Meri Teri Premkahaani--(Parody fun Bani-Gaurav)

15. Luxury Task- MAHABHARAT in Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take) :)

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alexstar thumbnail
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Wow wat an inspiration babaji is👏
I never knew apne omji hai unke success ke peeche😲

Om ji ki ja🥳

😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Ha ha ha.. 🤣
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Pat-Anjali 🤣
sahi kaha Cruiser ji swami Om ne sampoorna Vishwa ke kalyan ke liye is prithivi pe janm liya hai... yaha unhone asankhya logon ka uddhar kiya hai jinme se baba Ramdev bhi ek hai...

aur dekho na...itne logon ka kalyan karne ke bawajood bhi swami Om kitne saral swabhav se... dikhawon se door rah kar ...abhi bhi samaj seva aur nari-utthaan ke liye prayasrat hai...unko to Nobel prize milna chahiye, vishwa ke prati, apne yogdaan ke liye..

👏👏👏
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: alexstar

Wow wat an inspiration babaji is👏

I never knew apne omji hai unke success ke peeche😲

Om ji ki ja🥳

😆


Om Ji Mahaan hain...
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Now I am waiting for Baba's story of how he made Mr Modi ji our PM😳
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Posted: 8 years ago
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😛
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Our Om Babaji is the real secret behind many ppl's success. Pat-anjali is just a drop in the ocean of chamatkars which happened only because of Babaji's blessings.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Yeh Swami ji bhi na kitna kaam karenge kitno ko inspire karenge 😆

Good one 🤣
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: NathuPyare

Pat-Anjali 🤣

sahi kaha Cruiser ji swami Om ne sampoorna Vishwa ke kalyan ke liye is prithivi pe janm liya hai... yaha unhone asankhya logon ka uddhar kiya hai jinme se baba Ramdev bhi ek hai...

aur dekho na...itne logon ka kalyan karne ke bawajood bhi swami Om kitne saral swabhav se... dikhawon se door rah kar ...abhi bhi samaj seva aur nari-utthaan ke liye prayasrat hai...unko to Nobel prize milna chahiye, vishwa ke prati, apne yogdaan ke liye..

👏👏👏


Om Baba Ji ka jeevan hi doosron ke uddhhar ke liye hai! 👏

Om Baba Mahaan hain!

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