
Puru:are iska matlab aapki bhais ka.
Atharv:aise bolo na clear..
Ragini:dudh mujhe bhi do.
Sanskar:tumne phir sona hai kya?
Ragini:nahi face pe lagana hai. Mera makeup time.
Mannu: dudh k saath besan lagao.
Babaji:humko bhi laga do mannu
Kamu:ha swami ji mannu aapko lagayegi apne hatho se.
Kjo:aur tum mujhe kab lagaogi kamu baby.. i m aslo desperate for ur besan and dudh wala mask.
Kamu waha se uth k ishwari k paas aa jati hai.
Kamu:ye sana and bro kaha hai??
Ishwari:dono fresh ho rahe hai.
Kamu:kyaaa?? ye Kjo ki wajah se me un dono pe nazar nahi rakh paa rahi. . 😭
Ishwari:dekho tum me mujhko meri parchayi nazar aati hai.. jaise me sonakshi and dev ko ek saath nahi dekh sakti waise tum bhi un dono ko ek saath nahi dekh sakti. Aaj sunday hai nomination day tum dono ko nominate kar do.dono me se ek chala jayega to tumhra raasta clear ho jayega
Kamu:me sabse pehle is KJo ko karugi.
In afternoon
Sana and vaibhu dono ko bigg boss ne confession room me bulaya hai.
Salman:helloo namsate kem cho asalamalekum.
Sana:SALMAANNN... AWEEE
SAL:sana aaj aap bahot acchi lag rahi hai..
Sana:sacchi oohh thank u aap bi bahot acche lag rahe ho.
Vaibhu:wo tumko nazar kaha aa raha hai.
Sana:mene mann ki aakho se dekha..
Vaibhu:kabhi humko bhi dekho mann ki aakho se tan man dhan sab naam kar dunga.
Salman:vaibhu camera still on hai and ye tumhra makeup room nahi hai.
Vaibhu:haa to tum flirt karo to sab chale me karu to.
Sal:me karu to sala character dheela hai..
Sana uth k dance start kar deti hai. Vaibhu usko pakadti hai.
Vaibhu:are betho kya hi gaya hai . Abhi awaaz sun ke pagal ho gayi hai... sat ko jab ye aayega to kya karegi.
Sal:HUG karegi.
Sana:haaa yes yes.
Vaibhu :tum yaha kaise.. bigg boss kaha hai??
Sal:unko mannu wala zor se laga tha to wo tanki khali karne gaye hai.
Sana:ohh aapne hume kyu bulaya?
Sal:tum dono ko ek secret task dena hai.
Vaibhu:kyaa?
Sal:tum dono ne kamu babaji and KJo ko ek saath swiming pool me hot dance karwana hai.
Sana:ye mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai.
Sal:SRK ki line kyu boli?? Ye mera show hai meri movie ka line bolo. Sana:okk hum pe ek ehsaan karna k humko aisa task mat dena.
Vaibhu:ye task kiya to kyaa doge aap inaam?
Sal:jo bologe milega.
Sana:sacchi me batau mujhe kya chahiye.
Vaibhu:Nahi... chup kar hum dono ko safe karna hoga agale nomination se.
Sal:ok done. Ab tum dono jaa sakte ho.. kyu k mujhe bhi pressure aa gaya hai. Bigg boss ko knock karna padega.
Sana and vaibhu dono task discuss kar rahe hai.
Vaibhu :kya kare ab??
Sana:task tuff hai but hum dono k liye kuch bhi impossible nahi.
Vaibhu:ye hui na baat
In the evening.
Mannu babaji k saath kapde dho rahi hai
Babaji:mera dhoti ud gaya.
Mannu:chi... me aakhe bandh kar rahi hu.
Babaji:are kholo aur usko pakdo.
Mannu:buddhe tharki tujhe me nahi chodugi.
Mannu hasu ko bulati hai.
Dono mil k babaji ko maarti hai.
Babaji:are mera dhoti yaha dhokar daala tha wo ud gaya tha... mat maaro.
Mannu:double meaning baat kyu ki phir..?
Hasu: chal bata 11cycle kaha hai.
Sanskar:nikku me kapde dho raha hu.. kambal dho du tera.
Nikk:nahiii me khud kar lugi . tum apna jakar dho.
KjO:kya dhona dhulana ho raha hai.
Kamu:aa gaya double meaning part 2.
Puru:Atharv ka bhais ko dhona hai.. and ye duty aapko me deti hu.
Kjo:kyaaa me?
Atharav:jaldi dhokar laao usko.. mene abhi dudh nikaalna hai.
Nikku: mene dekhna hai tumhra dudh.
Atharav ye sunkar phir se gir gaya. Is baar Jacuzzi me gir jata hai.
Babaji:ghor kalyug hai.. ye paapi hai isko jail me daalo..stri hokar aisi baat karti hai.
Tabhi babaji pe kapde dhone wala danda aata hai. And swami pani me girta hai.
Babaji:kaun maara?
Hasu:mene maara...bata 11 cycle kaha rakhi hai chura k.
Babaji:are tum cycle k peeche kyu padi ho.
Kamu:hahaha
Kjo kamu ko dekh raha hai
Kamu ko hasta dekh kjo uske paas aata hai
Kjo:kamu kabhi tum bhi giro na mujh pe aise..
Kamu:gire hue pe kya girna. Hattt peeche.
Tabhi sana vaibbu kamu kjo ko dhkka dene ka try karte hai but kamu bach jati hai and dhakka Athrav ki bhaish ko lag jata hai. . . wo babaji pe gir jati hai😆
Sana:gaya task😭
Vaibhu :chalo ab shaam ko salman ko dekh k khush ho jana. . aao.
Sab sham ko salman ka wait karte hai and wo batata hai k is week kaun out hua
Kjo:kamu me nahi jauga dont worry tumhra birthday humsaath me celebrate karenge
Kamu:hey bhgwaan is kjo ko yaha se out kar do. . phir chahe jo bhiho me sab adjust kar lungi
Salman:ok jo aaj ghar jayega wo hai KJo.
Kamu:thank god ab mera birthday me manaugi drupu k saath and next week bro ko nominate karugi. 😈
Kjo kamu k paas aakar rota hai
Kamu me jaa raha hu but tum jaldi bahar aana me tumhre saath duet song pe dance karuga. . dont worry meri movie ka song nahi hai. . SLB ka hai. . ANG LAGA DE RE😉
Ragin:kya kaha. . . ye mera and laksh ji ka song hai. 😡
Sanskar:kjo aap jao warna ye yaha nadi bana k tumko us me dhakka degi. . . meri swara k saath bhi yahi kiya tha.
Kjo bhaag jata hai and kamu relax hokar bethi hai. . and sab aate hai
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMU
Kamu:ohh wow. . cake
Nikk:menebanaya atharv k dudh se
Puru:are ab behosh mat hona. . . bhesh k dudh se. samjha.
Athrav; ha ab to pata chal gaya hai
Somu:aur mene chickenbanaya hai Ala
SANA:CHALO cake cut karo
Kamu:haa but cake tum khilaogi drupu😉
Kamu knife lekar khadi hai and BB ki announcement hoti hai
Ghar k sabhi log humare wild card member ka swaagat kare.
Kamu:ohh wow ab to wild card k baad hi cake cut karugi
Member andar aata hai. . and kamu ka face expression change ho jata hai
ITS NONE OTHER THAN HIDIMBA 😆
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATIDEV ME AA GAYI. .
Kamu waha se bhaag k wall k peeche chup jati hai
ishwari :ye bhaagi kyu?
Vaibhu :ab bhabhi haq lekar rahegi😭
Ragini:haq dena mera kaam hai.
sana:ye tumhri bhi maa hai haq dene me.
Mannu:ab 60 camera bhi kuch nahi kar sakege. .
Somu:chalo hum chicken khaye. . hidi mom ab bade papa ko khayegi🤣
Nikku:puru mere ghosle me ab tum aa jao. . hidi aa ggyi to tod daalegi
Vaibhu:jaise bhaiya ko todti hai😆
Sab wapas jaa rahe haim
Kamu:are ruk jao. . mat jao. . national TV pe mera cheerharan mat karao.is hidi se to KJo better tha. . . 😭😭me bigg boss ki diwaar jump kar k bhaag raha hu. . bacaho. .
THE END
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMU🤗🥳🤣
kamu dont kill me baby. . .for this. . . juta chappal pheka to jodi me phekna b/c me use to kar saku🤣🤣
Edited by Sampriti. - 8 years ago