Joke: Bani wants a raise!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Meera went to visit Bani who is working as a maid in the walia hotels.

Bani wanted an increase in salary...... ......

Meera was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Bani, why do you
want an increase?'

Bani: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.

Meera: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
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Bani: 'Mr. Walia said so.'

Meera: 'Oh.'

Bani: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Meera: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Bani: 'Mr. Walia did.'
Meera: 'Oh.'

Bani: 'My third reason is that Roshni is a better lover than you.'

Meera (very upset now): 'Did Mr. Walia say so as well?'
Bani: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE....

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mayurmaaneet thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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ha hah a.. lmao.. 😆 😆 😆 .. good one sheena.. plzz one more joke.. lolzz
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆

man that was something!!
mb101 thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol wow meera and the gardener 😆 good joke Sheena😆 😆
khushboo2006 thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Shobaaaaaaaaaaa that's awesome.......heheeheheheheheh.... 😆 ......you are on a roll PM 😛
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Posted: 18 years ago
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The gardener?😆

Loved it!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Sheena Di,

that was something else,you really know how to make an person's day especially after 3 hour history exam.loved it. 😆 😆 😆

preet 😳
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Posted: 18 years ago
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You and your jokes, Shoba!

Nice one...

Just one question though. How come Mr Walia confide Bani about his own wife? 😉

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Jojo_han

You and your jokes, Shoba!

Nice one...

Just one question though. How come Mr Walia confide Bani about his own wife? 😉

I think he is fed up of eating cornflakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner and wearing shirts with burned holes...so he decided to confide in his old wife...known devil is better than new devil...😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 great joke 👏 ...
the gardener 😆
simply fabulous 😃

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