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Hey girls I've decided to share something about different religions in India n Indian culture n food etc

So there are 7 religions in India - Hinduism , Islam , Christianity , Sikhism , Jainism , Buddhism and Zoroastrianism.

Credit - www.nriol.com

Zoroastrianism

Zoroastrianism had its genesis in Iran.
As they hail from Pars in south-west Iran, the people who practice this religion are known as the Parsis.
Today, of the 1,30,000 Zoarstrians in the world, about 1,00,000 live in India.
Zoroastrianism was founded by the prophet Spitama Zarathustra.
It affirms that there is one god, Ahura Mazda (Wise Lord), other gods being manifestations of his qualities.
The holy text of the Zoroastrians is the Avesta.
They worship at Temple like fire temple etc
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Buddhism

Buddhism originated from the teachings of Siddhartha Gautama Buddha, a prince who relinquished palace life for a life of meditation and spiritual upliftment.
It rejects the idea of God.
A most important idea of Buddhism is that of the Four Noble Truths: Suffering exists; it is caused by desire; suffering can cease; and there does exist a path to nirvana or cessation of suffering.
Later Buddhism split into two sections.
They worship at Temples.
Their holy book is known as Tipitaka

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Jainism

Jainism is an ancient, Indian-born philosophy, dating back to Vedic times. 24 preachers known as Jinas or Tirthankaras propounded it across the river of life.
Its first founder or 'Tirthankara' was one Rishabhadeva mentioned in the Yajur Veda.
The 24th and last Tirthankara was Mahavira.
It is a Nastik (Atheist) philosophy .
It does not believe in a God, though it does believe in re-birth. The ethical doctrines of Jainism are based on the path of liberation.
Their holy book is known as Kalpa Sutra.
They worship at Derasar.
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Sikhism

Sikhism was started in Punjab by Guru Nanak in the late 15th century. Followers of this religion are known as the Sikhs. There are about ten million Sikhs in India of whom over 85% live in Punjab. The majority of the remainder live in Haryana and Delhi.
They are the disciples of their ten Gurus- the chain beginning with Guru Nanak and ending with Guru Gobind Singh.
Sikhs worship at Gurudwara and their holy book is known as Guru Granth Sahib
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Christianity

Born in Bethlehem, to Mary and Joseph , Jesus spread love and mercy to all.
In the environment of the Roman Empire, his message acquired a unique force of its own, the powers-that-be had him crucified after he had been betrayed to them by one of his own disciples.
But he rose from his tomb and this Resurrection gave new strength to his other followers, who went on spreading his message.
The Christians believe in a trinity of The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
Their Holy book is known as Bible.
Christians worship in what are called Churches, praying both alone and in congregations.
The two primary divisions are Roman Catholics and Protestants.
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Islam

Islam had its genesis outside India, in what is now Saudi Arabia. Followers of this faith are called Muslims.
Islam was basically propounded by prophet Mohammad , who was the last messenger .
The sacred book of the Muslims is the Quran (from Arabic 'to recite'), held to be revelations from Allah. Engraved on a tablet in heaven, the Quran has existed from the beginning of time and was revealed to Mohammad himself through the angel Jibreel (Gabriel).
Islam is a monotheistic faith and the acceptance of Allah as the one God, and Mohammad as his prophet, is called Shahda. A Muslim is required to perform the devotional exercise of Namaaz five times a day. In the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, Ramzan, the Muslims have to observe Roza, a strict fast from dawn to dusk on each day of the month. They should visit Mecca, the birthplace of Mohammad, the prophet or Haji, at least once in a lifetime, and this pilgrimage is called Haj. They should donate a portion of their income to the poor, and this is the Zakat. Together, Shahda, Namaaz, Roza, Haj and Zakat constitute the five ingredients of Islam. Muslims worship at Masjids or Mosques. The law of Islam is the Shariah, believed to be based on divine revelations. The majority of the Muslim community are the Sunnis who consider that Mohammad as a prophet can have no successor. For the Shi'a Muslims, the successor of Mohammed is Ali.

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Hinduism

The word Hindu originally meant people living on the banks of the river Sindhu. Now it has religious-cum-philosophical connotations.
The roots of Hindu Philosophy are the ideas of the Vedas.
The Vedas are called Shruti or 'that which is heard' and are regarded as revelations to sages passed down orally to disciples and students.
Vedanta refers to the 108 Upanishads which are philosophical musings of the Vedas about the Cause of Creation, Being, Cosmos and so on.
Bhagavat-Gita, a part of the epic Mahabharata, expounds the synthesis of three yogas or ways of attaining union with the Supreme Self, Gyana-yoga (union through knowledge), Bhakti-yoga (union through devotion) and Karma-yoga (union through action).
Hindus worship at temples.














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Is God Evil or Good??

Once a university professor went to a class to give lecture. Professor asked students a question.
He asked, "Everything that exist is created by God??"
One student stood up and answered, "Yes, it is."
Now professor asked, "If God created everything that means, God created Evil too.. And according to principal - The things we do, Determine who we are - Means God is Evil..!!"


Student got quiet after hearing this and professor was very happy to show that he once again proved that God is a Myth.
After this another student stood up and said, "Professor, can i ask you a question?"
"Of course" , Professor replied.
Student asked, "Professor, Does cold exist?"
"Of course it exist, Don't you ever feel cold?" professor replied.
(Everyone in the class laughed at the question of the student.)
After professor replied student said, "Actually Sir, Cold doesn't exist. According to physics law, When we think about cold it's just absence of heat. An absolute zero is complete absence of heat. We created word cold to describe what we feel in absence of heat."
Student continued and asked another question to professor, "Sir, does darkness exist?"
"Of course it exist." replied professor.
Again student replied, "You are wrong sir, darkness doesn't exist. It is just absence of light. We can study light but not darkness. According to Newton's law we can study white light, expand it into many colors but you can't measure darkness. how can we measure how much dark some space is? We measure the quantity of light. Darkness is just what people use to describe as absence of light."
Finally Student asked professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Professor replied, "Yes of course it exist. We can see it's presence in our day to day life. Cruelty, crime, violence all around the world are example of evil."
To this student answered, "No sir, Evil doesn't exist itself. It is just an absence of God. God doesn't create evil. Evil is result of absence of godly love in human heart. It's like cold which comes in absence of heat or darkness which comes in existence in absence of light."
These words left the professor speechless.


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Three Masters..!!

Once there was a great Sufi saint. In his last days, someone asked him about his master.

Saint said, "I had thousands and thousands of masters and if i even try to tell you about each of them, it will take months or years and it is too late for that. But since you asked i will certainly tell you about three master.."

# Among three of them One master was a Thief.

Once while wandering around in a desert i got lost and till i found a way and reached village it was too late. Everything was closed and there was no one outside.
At last i found a man who was trying to make hole in a wall. I went to ward him asked him if i could find a place to stay. He replied to that it will be difficult to find a place to stay at this time of night but you can stay with me, if its ok with you to stay with a thief. I stayed with him for a month.
Each night he would say me that, "I am going to work. You can rest and pray."
When he came back i would ask him, "Did you get anything today?"
He would reply, "No not tonight but tomorrow i will try again. God Willing."
Even after daily disappointment he never lost hope and he was always happy.
When i was meditating for years and still nothing changed, many moments came where i would get so desperate and hopeless that i thought of leaving all this and then suddenly i would remember words of that thief that, "God willing, Tomorrow it is going to happen. "

# Second master was a Dog

Once i was going along side of a river, there i saw a dog who was very thirsty. I saw that as dog looked into river to drink water, it saw his own image and got afraid. Seeing his own reflection dog barked and ran away. But because dog was too thirsty he would come back. This happened many time but finally despite his fear, dog jumped into water.
Seeing this i knew that it was a message from God. It means that one has to go forward despite all of his fears.

# Third master was Little boy

As i entered a town i saw a little kid carrying a lit candle in his hands.
I asked him, "Have you lit this candle yourself? "
He replied, "Yes sir."
I said, "There was time when candle was not lit and when it was lit but can you show me the source from which light came?"
Boy laughed and blew out the candle and said ,"You have seen light go? can you tell me where it had gone?? "
Boy continued, "Ok, i will tell you it had gone to the same place where it emerged. It had returned to the source."
This shattered my ego and at that moment i felt how stupid i was. And since then i just dropped all my Knowledge-ability.
I had no master but this doesn't means that i was not a disciple. I accepted this whole universe, whole existence as my master.


Moral:
In this world there are millions of source and you can Learn from Every Possible Source. With a Master you start Learning to learn.


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Curious Young Mind Questions!!


A young man wanted to find answers about life and God so he always look for wise people to ask. He met lots of people and asked them about it but neither of them could answer him.
One day he got opportunity to meet a scientist so he asked him questions about life and god. Questions were:
1. Is there any God? If yes then show me his outlines.
2. What is destiny?
3. If devil is made and fire and he lives in hell which is also made of fire then will he feel pain because of fire?
As young man finished his questions scientist slapped him in his face. Young man was confused by this action of scientist and asked him, "Why did you get mad at me?"

Scientist replied, " I didn't got mad at you. i was just answering to your question.
Confused young man asked, "How is it so?"
Scientist asked him, "What did you feel when i slapped you in the face?"
Young man replied, "I felt pain..!!"
To this scientist questioned, "That means you believe that pain exists, right?
Then show me its outline."
Young man replied, "Yes But how can i show it's outline. It's not possible."
"It's answer of your first question." Scientist replied.
Now scientist asked him a question, "Tell me did you saw in your dream yesterday that i would slap you in the face today?"
Young man replied, "Of course not."
"That's destiny my dear" Scientist answered.
Now scientist said, "Tell me, What is covering my hand that hit you in the face?"
"Skin." young man replied.
" Did you feel any pain when i slapped you?" scientist asked again.
" Yes. I felt a lot of pain." Young man replied.
"It's answer to your third question." Scientist said.

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Making a Difference!!

A guy used to go for jog around a park. By the park there was a lake. Each time he used to go for jog on sunday he used to see an elderly women sitting by lake side with a small metal cage beside her.
Guy was curious to see what she does there. So one sunday he buck up his courage and walked over to women. As he reach there he realized that the small cage he used to see was actually was a small trap.
Inside there were three turtles who were slowly walking on the base of trap and one turtle was in lap of that elderly women. She was carefully scrubbing its shell with spongy brush.

Guy to women, "Hello, I see you every sunday morning. If you don't mind i would love to know waht are you doing with these turtles."
She smiled and said, "I am cleaning off their shells. As anything in turtle shell like algae reduces turtle ability to absorb heat and also slows it swim speed. This algae also weaken their shell over time."
"Wow! really nice of you!" guy replied with a smile.
Women continued and said, "Every sunday i come here and spend hours relaxing by the lake helping these little guys out. It's my own way to make a difference."
Further guy questioned, "But don't most turtle live their whole life with algae?
Women replied, "Yep sadly they do."
Guy got bit confused and asked, "Well then don't think your time could be better spent? I mean your efforts are all kind but there are turtle living in lakes all around the world and 99 percent of them have no one to clean their shell. So how come you truly making a difference?"
Women smiled and looked down at the turtle in her lap and said, "Dear, if this little turtle could speak he would tell you I just made all the difference."

Moral:

You can bring change in world even if its not big one. We should do whatever we can to help others. Even you small help in someone life can make a big difference in that person's life.




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Men will NEVER learn


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;

"So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."


The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.

My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence."


Adam ate the apple again !


Men will NEVER learn !

Women will Never change!!!



Think Outside of the Box


Moment of thinking... These are few questions asked in HR interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring.

Thinking out of the box! A must read...


Question 1:


"You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

* An old friend who once saved your life.

* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box.


Question 2:


"What will you do if I run away with your sister?

The candidate who was selected answered "I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir.


Question 3:


Interviewer (to a student girl candidate): "What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant?

Girl: "I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.


Question 4:


Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked "what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U alphabet) Reply was "TEA ( T alphabet)

Alphabet "T was before Alphabet "U


Question 5:


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question? Think well before you make up your mind!

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question.

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or Night?

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!

"How? the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!

Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!




A Father Gave His Son This Advice For His Honeymoon. But What Followed Is PRICELESS.


Men love to think they are so smart sometimes. They like feeling like they run they show, and half the time we don't like to damage their ego. We like to make them feel like a man. However, this man may have over stepped the line but you know what his wife came up with a great comeback. Don't you agree...?

Mike was going to be married to Karen. So his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on... !'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine !

Mike did and said, I can't get into your pants.'

Karen said, 'Exactly... and if you don't change your attitude... you never WILL ...'



NIKKK



A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its beak and settle on a branch of a tree.



"That's for me, as I am a Fox," said Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the tree.

"Good-day, Mistress Crow," he cried.
"How well you are looking to-day: how glossy your feathers; how bright your eye. I feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds, just as your figure does; let me hear but one song from you that I may greet you as the Queen of Birds."

The Crow lifted up her head and began to caw her best, but the moment she opened her mouth the piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to be snapped up by Master Fox.

"That will do," said he. "That was all I wanted. In exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of advice for the future, do not trust flatterers."


Moral of Aesop's Fable:
"Do not trust flatterers"

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A Man came into a forest, and made a petition to the Trees to provide him a handle for his axe.

The Trees consented to his request, and gave him a young ash-tree.


No sooner had the man fitted from it a new handle to his axe, than he began to use it, and quickly felled with his strokes the noblest giants of the forest.


An old oak, lamenting when too late the destruction of his companions, said to a neighboring cedar:

"The first step has lost us all. If we had not given up the rights of the ash, we might yet have retained our own privileges and have stood for ages."


Moral of Aesop's Fable:

"In yielding the rights of others, we may

endanger our own"









GAME PLANNER : NIKKK




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here is the story

"Ap gifts Dp hair oil with comb

Dp - oil toh thik hai ye comb kyu annu-ji πŸ˜•

Ap - me annupunnu hu annu malik nahi 😑

Dp - bata bhi do na ab baby 😳

Ap - wo comb aap laksh ke gadhe ke baal comb karne me use karna "

continue





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Simar - Kya hum gas bahar phek rahe hai ? πŸ˜•

PD - abbe chup kar shanni ye hai unique dance form "PD constipation dance" 😳

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Meera n her sister - papa ke kaan ke parde phat gaye



Gopi - maaji apki avaaz ki wajah se Ahemji behre ho gaye

Kokila - wo toh pehle se behra tha isliye me avaaz ucha kar ke baat karti hu 😳

Gopi - kya ? 😲 tabhi toh wo sirf ha ma bolte hai 😑

side wali lady - tabhi toh Ahem dikra ko parathe ke badle fart re sunayi deta tha 🀒

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Mataji - kya hua simar beta πŸ˜•

Simar - mataji me ne anda khaya boil kie bina 😭



Mataji - anda bina boil kie kyu khaya ? 😲 pani ki kami thi kya humare ghar me ? πŸ˜•

Simar - wo mujhe anda kha ke power milega me jise bhi dekhungi usse diarrhea hogi 😳




And then Simar started spreading diarrhea 🀣



Ladies - mataji aap kaisa khana pakati hai hum sab ko diarrhea hoti hai 😑

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Dadi - khabardar agar mere hath ya legs ke nakhun kisine khaye toh 😑

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Sanskaar - mujhe haq mil gaya

Laksh - mene haq de diya 🀒

Sanskaar - aap log galat mat samajh na Laksh ne mujhe apples khane ka haq diya hai

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Gutthi - tuthi mujhe koi kaam do 😭

Tuthi - ab RS ne shakti banaya toh didi bhakti banane wali hai usme hum dono ko legi
πŸ˜‰

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Sanskaar - sab ke balon me jue aati nahi aur mere balon se jate nahi (Shona reminded me about tiger shroff's dialogue toh I used it here)

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Swara - me kya karu hayye mujhe bhalu mil gaya

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Dudh pina hai mujhe pina hai 😭



I'm feeling so fresh



Teeth bhi safed ho gaye

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Kokila - Arre nikal mat dhadi n muchche ayi hai isliye lagaya hai ye patti 😑

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Shekhar - kya humara dant tumhare pass hai ?

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Swara - Sanskaar ka hanky jo meri pyari behna ne khaya hai wo bahar nikalo 😑

Laksh - toh uske muh me dundo 😑

Swara - usne tume muh wala haq diya toh wo tere andar gaya
😑

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Sujata n Ragini - kabootar jaa jaa jaa πŸ˜ƒ

Swara - arre kabootar ne jate jate badi ma ki wig pe number 2 kar dala jo me ne sukhane bahar dali thi 😲

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Dadi - ab se mhari laddo apples ko oil se saaf nahi karegi kyu ki Laksh beta tum par iss oil ka kuch effect nahi hota mhari laddo ki mehnat pani me jati hai 😑





MANISHA





YE JUBAN HUMKO DE DE KOKI

YE JUBAN HUMKO DE DE KOKI

BAHUT HI KAANV KAANV KRTI H

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swara: kaanta lga, haan lga , raja haan

kissan: pr sochan wali baat ee h ki bhains ki poonch ko kaanta kab lga




RAY





lakhs: swaaraaa yeh kya kar rahi ho me tonga chala raha hoon chodo mujhe😡
swara: nahi lakhs pehle tum mera lux soap nikalo mujhe nahana hai...fir me badi maa se zada sweet lagun giπŸ˜†



ragz: dadi maa dekha aap ne swara hum se ab humara lux soap bhi cheena chahti..🀒
dadi: laddo tu sambhal aapne aap ko me kabhi aesa nahi hone doon gi
wese lux soap se nahane aur lakhs ka gala dubane ka haq srif humari laddo ka hai πŸ˜†

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Thappki: go go go gorilla yahan aa aa aao😳
gorilla: jiji me abhi aaya
thapki: go go good go go gorilla... ab me tu tu tumhari ju ju juein dekhti hoon😈
gorilla: jiji me roz shraddha jiji wala tamato facepack lagata hoon sab juein mar gayi hongi😳
thapki: phir toh aur b... b ...bhi juein aagayii hongi kyun me ne us mee juein zada karne wala chemical dala tha... so that me shraddha ki juein nikal sakun πŸ˜ƒ
gorila: jiji aap toh bohat achchi hain mera kitna khayal rakhti hai God aapke baal bhi juein daal deπŸ˜†

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shekhar: uff yeh choley kitna dard deta hai... pehle banao toh kamar me dard fir do plate kaho toh pet me dard🀒
shomi: kitni gandi smell hai jese kahin volcano phat gaya ho
shekar
shomi: mana kiya tha na k itna mat khaao ...ab hogayi na gasπŸ€’πŸ˜†
shekar:😳




SHONA






Laksh : aaj bohot din baad pet saaf hua kyunki Ragini maayke gayi hai
Sanskar: aaj mujhe room freshner spray nahi karna padha

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Dadi: bohot bol raha hai yeh shekhar yeh le daba diya thara mute button 😑

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Swara: Laksh car roko , piche ki seat me saap hai 😑

Laksh : woh mera new pet hai , hum dono saath me lunch karte hai ..woh banana shake main appleshake πŸ˜ƒ

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SuRa: arey bhai dekho humare ghar me police aayi hai , aaiye ji iss baar lunch karke jana..😳

Swara: aur jaate waqt saath me mujhe le jana iss circus se..

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Ragini : Dadima dekhiye na sab kahe rahe hai humare wajah se ghar me bhukamp aa rahe hai 😭

Dadi: khabardaar jo kisine mahri ladoo ki 70 kilo ki mangalsutra ko tane diya toh 😑 nahi toh mahri ladoo ki aansu se baadh bhi aayega ..




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NAME OF THE MEMBERS WHO DID NOT VISIT CC AND MISSING FROM HERE COMPLETELY FOR LONG TIME WILL NOT BE IN THE MEMBERS LIST FROM NOW ON, THEIR NAMES WILL BE IN "MEMBER'S INTRO IN RAY'S STYLE" ONLY. (EXCEPT SILPA, SREE , MANJU , MAMTA , RADHIKA, NAYAB AND NIYATI AS THEY DO VISIT THE CC AFTER LONG INTERVALS , WE MISS THEM AND WISH THEY BECOME ACTIVE HERE LIKE BEFORE).

IF ANY MEMBER WANTS TO COME BACK IN FUTURE (MEMBER WHOSE NAME IS NOT IN CURRENT MEMBERS LIST BUT SHE WAS A MEMBER OF THIS CC ONCE ) THEN SHE NEEDS TO INFORM EITHER ME OR ANY OTHER ACTIVE MEMBER OF CC ABOUT THE SAME AND MAKE SURE THAT HER NAME APPEARS IN MEMBERS LIST AGAIN 😊




ASMU AKA Aamias

MANJU AKA blackandblue

SOMU AKA Butterfly.1993

JENNI AKA CarpedeimRose

SILPA AKA -DewDrops-

HASINI AKA KostinsQueen

KAMALA AKA Kamala05

NAYAB AKA Kanwal4Salman

MAMTA AKA mamta99

MANISHA AKA manisha.8148

MEENA AKA _Meena_

JESSI AKA Messi2

NIKUNJ AKA Nikkk

NIYATI AKA Niyatiswaragini

SHONA AKA Purbishona

ROSE AKA rose1998

RAY AKA rayab_rajpoot

PUBI AKA Sampriti.

SANA AKA sanabmw

RADHIKA AKA Shinningstar60

SOUMI AKA soumi93

SREE AKA Sree8410

TAPPU AKA Tapathi






THIS LIST IS FINAL AND THE TM HAS DECIDED THIS LIST CONSIDERING SOME IMPORTANT ISSUES . SO "WHY MY NAME IS NOT IN THE LIST" TYPE QUESTION WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED . IF ANY MEMBER WHO WAS MEMBER OF THIS CC ONCE UPON A TIME , WANTS TO JOIN AGAIN , SHE WILL HAVE TO PM THE THREAD MAKER .THANK YOU






If your name is NOT in the List, you are NOT invited

(If you feel I missed to add your name here even though you are my close friend, then PM me)






YOU WILL GET A PM FROM ME IF YOU ARE INVITED AND PLEASE DONOT POST HERE OR LIKE ANYTHING IF YOU ARE NOT THE MEMBER OF THIS CHAT CLUB









Aamias: The cook of CC gang... loves to cook new things 😳




blackandblue: manju.. (me showing her pic aagar kisi ko mile toh wapis le aana isko CC mai)πŸ˜†



Butterfly.1993: I am short of words... she is my sister my somu didi with a pure heart... she loves everyone here.. she is the most loving person here.
and I am lucky to have her😳



CarpedeimRose: One of great writers😳



-DewDrops-:" shilpa..." a very peaceful person😊





Fareesha: (annie) gayab haseena...πŸ˜† hope she will join back CC soon😳




hasinig89: Suhu...the office girl...πŸ˜† she uses her office net to give us company...πŸ€—



indrani7495: indu ke liye I have a song line "kuch log bohat yaad aatey hain"πŸ˜‰


Kamala05: ...ala kahun ya kamu... πŸ˜‰ okay kamu, a very sweet person indeed...you know what mai jab aap se baat karti mujhe srif somu didi yaad aatiπŸ˜†






Kanwal4Salman: one of the wonderful person here..."nayab"... hamare names rhyme karte hain😳



mamta99: superb vm maker and creative person 😳





manisha.8148: manu the hugs queen see she is still hugging me and not letting me introduce her properlyπŸ˜† her rule is hug karo khush rahoπŸ˜‰




_Meena_: my newly found friend is very nice person and her timings are kamaal...πŸ˜› yeh raat ko good morning kehti haiπŸ˜†



Messi2: she loves soccer... but love footballars more.πŸ˜† she thinks somu didi is lucky to have me... no re its me the lucky onw who have you all😳




Monica_Suhasini: she is helly ki deewani and soft hearted 😳




Nikkk: Fun element of the CC... πŸ˜› full of colours and full of life.. nikk se mujhe yaad aata "apna har din aese jiyo jese k aakhri ho...jiyo toh iss pal aese jiyo jese k aakhri ho... "😳


Niyatiswaragini: very loving and sweet natured... she is not just a part of CC but the part of our hearts😳




Purbishona: Hey shona hey shona😳... andaaz hain in laa-jawabπŸ˜†
naughty but still caring😳 spread happiness here😊




rose1998: rosu sweet little friend of mine😳



rayab_rajpoot: for me no description... humari toh photo hi kafi haiπŸ˜†

Sampriti. : kehte hain kuch log blessings ki tarah hote hain... aap ko dekh k lagta hai sahi kehte hain...❀️ you are an angel...supportive, helping, caring, loving and one of the best persons here...Its because of you I got so many friends and my somu didi 😳





sanabmw: my sana di... she is the mother of lil' child but she herself behave like lil' child... still she cares, loves and help all the CC gang...😳 she loves to do shoppingπŸ˜›



wayna: she is our little cute princess...(she might be not a member of CC but she lives in our hearts)😳



Shinningstar60: radhu...she is the youngest of all cute to hogi hi naπŸ˜›
kabhi memoryloss hota hai isse but CC walo ko nahi bhooltiπŸ˜†




soumi93: she is an out class writer... and swasan deewani...zara natkhat sa aandaaz hai inka agar swasan scene achacha ho toh madam ka mood bhi achacha nahi toh CC me guest appearance de k chali jati hainπŸ˜†




Sree8410: loving and caring... she knows how to grab the attention...that's why she famous in all "sree di"😳


-Reeti-: she is sana di's Best friend (achchi toh hongi na)... we talked one time only... she declared that 'ray you are so sweet' she herself is sweet that's why she felt that...😳




Tapathi: tapu... she loves chubby cheeks and talking on cell phone😳
she is impressive πŸ˜›










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PRESENTED BY RAY






Birthdays are the special days for all...πŸ˜› and it feels very bad when some of our friends or family sometimes forgets to wish us... 😭aesa CC me na ho toh MEENU came up with an idea πŸ‘k hum sabki birthdays include kar dein 75th cc me so that sabki birthdays koi bhool na sakey...πŸ˜ƒ

BIRTHDAYS OF CC GANG


Aamias: 24th June

Butterfly.1993: 9th July.

CarpedeimRose: 6th June.

-DewDrops-: 27th May.

Fareesha: 25th January.

Indrani7495: 4th July.

KostinsQueen: 2nd September.

Kamala05: 5th November

Kanwal4salman: 5th June.

mamta99: 1st January.

manisha.8148: 11th October

_Meena_: 9th October.

Messi2: 9th June.

Monica_Suhasini: 13th July.

Nikkk: 27th February.

Niyatiswaragini: 5th September.

priyanshiii: 2nd September.

Purbishona: 2nd March.

rose1998: 4th November.

rayab_rajpoot: 12th January.

Sampriti.: 11th June.

sanabmw: 9th April.

Shinningstar60: 30th October.πŸ‘

soumi93: 7th December.

Sree8410: 10th April.

-Reeti-: 1st October

Tapathi: 8th January.

Idea Credit: _Meena_


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THANK YOU RAY FOR THIS WONDERFUL CREATIVITY πŸ‘





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10. Don't discuss about any decision taken or Warnings issued on a thread(or this thread) by DT , here on this chat club.




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REQUEST TO ALL CC MEMBERS

(credit goes to Nikkk for this Idea) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Guys, I think we all want to make our CC more entertaining no ? so for that , I request you to share your ideas\posts with me... anything (any fact\article \ funny or sad story\ pulav\ shayri \ creation\ any funny game ideas) that you feel you want to share with all other CC members and contribute to make cc more beautiful , then please PM me your idea\posts you wanted to share , I will add that on the first page of the new CC...😊


I want everyone's participation to make our CC more amazing and entertaining... without you help..it's not possible...😳

**** there is no compulsion that everybody needs to do something new for each CC ...or post something extraordinary in each and every CC...there is no compulsion for anything ...this is just an idea and a request for the betterment of our CC... Do only if you feel you have time to do it and you like to do it..

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MSG TO STALKERS:

THIS CC IS NOT YOUR PLACE THAT'S WHY YOUR NAME IS NOT THERE IN MEMBERS LIST , SO IF YOU STALK ON YOUR OWN RISK , DON'T EXPECT TO SEE POSTS WHICH YOU WOULD LIKE, YOU GONNA REGRET STALKING HERE SO DON'T DO IT...STILL IF IT'S YOUR HABIT TO STALK SHAMELESSLY THEN BE READY TO EXPERIENCE ALL WHAT IS UNEXPECTED FOR ALL OF YOU AND DON'T SEND ANY PM TO THE THREAD MAKER ASKING ANY QUESTION ABOUT CC...NO PM WILL BE ENTERTAINED BY THE TM.




100TH CC DEVELOPMENT TEAM

SHONA πŸ‘

NIKKK πŸ‘

SANA πŸ‘

RAY πŸ‘

MANNU πŸ‘

KAMALA πŸ‘

HASI πŸ‘

LOVE YOU MY GIRLS ❀️
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Originally posted by: Kamala05


It is a thriller movie Mannu , one of my favorite. If you guys don't have any plan to watch it , I can share its story in next thread


share the story bro , I did not watch it as I have read about the plot and felt vomiting actually ...I mean the plot was written in such a horrible way but I would like to know your views and I like the way you tell a story 😳
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Originally posted by: Sampriti.

@Mannu mene lunch kia πŸ˜†


What was your lunch ? Jam Roll πŸ˜†

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