It was too quiet. Not to mention boring too.. He had nothing to do. The senior Oberois were away on a one day pilgrimage to Merlin Knows Where and he was really bored. Shivaay was away on office work. Heck !! Who goes to office on Sundays ?? Leave it to Shivaay to give answer to that question. He heard a voice from behind.. Rudra Bhaiyya. He turned. It was Priyanka. What has she come for here ?
Rudra : Priyanka. Kya hua ??
Priyanka : Kuch kaam hai aapko ?
Rudra : Nahi tho. Kyu ?
Priyanka : Kya hum kuch masti kare ?
Rudra did a double-take at her. Priyanka and masti. It was like Shivaay leaving office work on a Monday and challenging to rest a whole day at beach wearing nothing but blue boxers with yellow cars on it..
Rudra : Kya ?
Priyanka : Masti Bhaiyya masti..
Rudra : Definitely.. Kya karna hai ??
Priyanka : Ummm.. I was thinking. Mei soch rahi thi kyu na hum online shopping kare meri dresses keliye. Hum dono milke mere liye outfits dhundenge.
Rudra's smile slipt off his face and replaced by a dumb expression.
Rudra : Kya ?? Tumhe shopping karna hai ?
Priyanka : Haan Bhaiyya. It will be fun..
Rudra : Aye chal bhaag !!! 😡
Priyanka : Kya ? Kyu ??
Rudra : Chal bhaag. Mujhe shopping vopping nahi karna. Jaa yaha se. 😡
Priyanka huffed and walked away leaving Rudra is lonliness again. Suddenly a smile crossed his face. There was one person with whom he could play a prank with. Anika.. His Anika Bhabhi. I ran to Dad and Mamu's personal longue and got what I needed. It was nearly lunch time and this was the best time to put his plan in action.
RUDRA'S POV..
After some, I was sitting in the dining room. No one was there yet. Soon, Om came in drying his hands on a napkin. He looked at me and raised one of his eyebrows questioningly. I gave him my most angelic smile. He looked suspiciously at me, went around the table and looked for any suspicious activity. Poor Om.. He didn't know what was going on. Sighing happily, he sat down. Anika joined us moments later. She was tired. She had been on a long meeting regarding the catering. I offered her a glass of water. She looked thankfully at me and gulped half the water down. She put the glass back down. I noticed Om looking at me wearily. I smiled at him and in my confusion, I handed over the same glass to him. Before I could realize what I was doing, he had gulped the remaining water down. Heck !! What did I just do !! Om took the glass away from his lips and looked inside the glass. He had found it.. Now I am going to die in his hands..
OM'S POV..
The moment I arrived in the dining hall and saw Rudra already seated there, I knew that something was up. My rudy brother was always one that was last during meals. I raised my eyebrows and he gave me THAT smile. The smile he always gave when he had done something really naughty and was waiting for the result of his practical. I checked the table once to make sure nothing was amiss and when I found nothing, I sat down thinking that Rudra had indeed changed. Anika joined us and I saw Rudra hand over a glass of water to her. That's strange. A glass already filled ?? Now that was really suspicious. She gulped half of it. Rudra gave the same smile and this time he gave the glass to me. I looked at Anika. She was wiping her forehead. Sighing that nothing could be wrong, I took the glass and gulped the remaining water down. I took the glass away from me. The taste was totally different. I looked at Rudra but I could see nothing clearly..
RUDRA'S POV..
I am officially dead. Oh Angels !! Mummy-Papa, I will miss you, Mamu-Choti Maa, I will miss you, Shivaay Bhaiyya, Anika Bhabhi, Priyanka I will miss you. Last but not the least, Om.. If if you kill me, I will definitely miss you. Shivaay had come by then after his work, ruffled my hair, shook Om's shoulders, kissed Anika on the cheek and sat down for lunch.. I closed my eyes and got ready for the volcano to burst out. But all I heard was a booming laughter. I opened my eyes and looked at Om. He was laughing holding his stomach.
Om : Rudy Boy !! You naughty boy !! You did this na.. You put something in the water na.. You naughty, mischievous Golu..
Shivaay looked up at Om thinking he had atlast gone crazy. I was relieved. Atlast !! No volcano was gonna burst. Infact, it was double the fun. I smiled widely. Atlast, time to make Om laugh and get some entertainment. On the other side, the effects of the strong alcohol had started to take its toll on Anika too. She had started awayingas she got up, went over to Shivaay who was watching Om with panic clearly written on his face and threw her arms around him.
Anika : Neelu Billu !!
Shivaay looked at Anika with wide eyes. Since when did she start calling him Neelu Billu and that oo infront of everyone. Neelu Billu was meant only for private talks between them, well they didn't talk much anyways when they were in private. That was completely another matter.
Anika : Kal raat tumne kya bola tha ?
Shivaay : Kya bola tha ?
Anika : Tumne bola tha ki tum mujhe 100 chumme doge. But tumne 99 pe stop kar dia. Dhoka dia tumne mujhe 😆
Shivaay was speechless. Talking about romance was one thing but talking about their private bedroom secrets infront of a half-conscious brother and a prying one with a wide smile and wolf ears was definitely not doing any good. And that too about those chummas. Not that he minded giving those chummas but infront of his siblings.. Color rushed to Shivaay's cheeks.
Shivaay : Anika, please chup ho jaao
Anika : Kyu dia tumne mujhe dhoka ?
Shivaay : Anika. I promise. I will make up for that one kiss by giving you a very long one. Now, please stop.
Om (chuckling) : Tum ?? Shivaay, tumne kab be iss maamle me apna promise keep up kia. Yaad hai, college me jab tumne ek ladki ko promise kia tha ki tum use lene aaoge party se. Bechaari puri raat party me padi hui thi 🤣
Shivaay felt like jumping off the rooftop of his house. Why did he come from office !! Me on the other hand, I was enjoying the entertainment that was being provided on a silver platter to me, munching away on Chilly Paneer. Heck !!! It was very spicy. In my haste, I gulped down from the very glass that was the reason for my entertainment. I felt my head spin. Hmm.. The alcohol was very strong..
Me : Hola !! I can see stars on the roof 😃
Shivaay 😕 : Ab tumhe kya ho gaya ? Tum bhi paagal hog aye ho kya ?
Rudra: Paagal ?? But paagal tho ghar me kaha rehta hai ? They stay in paagalkhaana right ?
Om : Paagalkhaana ?? Ye naam kaise aaya ?? Is it becoz paagal khaana khaate hai ??
Anika : Wah Om !! Kya logic nikaala hai. Tumhaare baal ki tarah tumhaara logic bhi mast hai.
Om : Aye !!! Baal pe mat jaao 😡 Kitna mushkil se badhaaya. Ek ladki ka peecha karke, uski shampoo ka naam leke, use use karke, methi ki seeds khaake, reetha aur dahi ka paste banaake, after changing to sunsilk smooth and shine and using that conditioner, mere baal aise hue. Nahi tho ye Pressure Cooker aur Dumbell Oberoi ki tarah ganja dikhta. I love my hair 😳
Anika : Hawww !!! Itna sabkuch kia ?? 😲
Om : Nahi tho.. Pata hai, sab marte hai iss Omkara Oberoi ki baal ke peeche
Rudra : Are.. The stars are moving. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. How I wonder What You Are. Up Above The World So High. Like A.. Like A.. Kya tha vo
Anika : Like a diamond in the sky..
Rudra : Sahi pakde hai.. 😃
Anika : Are wah. Tum tho Angoori Bhabhi ki tarah baat karte ho. 😃
Om : Arey Anika. Vo roj Bhabhiji Ghar Pe Hai dekhta hai. Aaj tak ek episode miss nahi kia.
Shivaay : Ye kabse ? Mujhe tho pata hii nahi tha.
Om : Tu TV dekhega tabhi na. Tu rehen de putaar..
Shivaay (holding his hair in frustration) : Hey Bhagwaan !! Saare Paagalkhaane ki log mere ghar pe hai..
He went to Anika and shook her slightly..
Shivaay : Anika.. Anika.. Anika dear.. Dekho.. Idhar dekho..
Anika : Kaun ho tum ?? Kaamchor !! 😡
Shivaay : Kaamchor ???
Anika : Haan Kaamchor tum.. Kaun ho tum ?
Shivaay : Mei tera pati hu.
Anika : Haan be. Aur mei Kohinoor Diamond ki Mahrani.. Chal phoot !! 🤪
Shivaay was at a loss.. He didn't know what to do. He did not know how they had got drunk. He looked at the now empty glass and inhaled it. Alcohol !!!! So this was it.. Now, who had such guts !! His eyes fell on Rudra. That little bugger !! Only he had the guts to do something like this. He was going to hear it later on. For now, they needed some lime. He got three lemons from the refrigerator and gave each one one lemon fruit. They passed out as soon as they tasted the lemon.. Shivaay slumped against the chair and promised himself that he was never ever going to come home for lunch again..
Actually, credit for this goes to the discussion we at in Kunal's AT 😆 The paagalkhaane ki saare log dailogueand mei kohinoor diamond ki maharani dialogues were an adaption from KKKG movie 😆 I did not proof read so please read and comment.
P.S. I know this OS is trash 😆
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