Originally posted by: iqra.rudra
Oh my my yahan meray Ruddy ke liye thread bhi bngaya h aur mein na aoon 😳
Will start from the initial episodes
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1. Shivay bhaiya ne kya sikhaya tha Pinku pehalwan is the strongest..Pinku pehalwan is the strongest.
2. Ap log bhi kitne ajeeb ho yar..mjhe itna tung krte ho pareshan krte ho lekin agr koi bahar wala mjhe tung kre tou usski pitayi krdetay ho.
3.Bhai Dil Bole oberoi..maza nhn aya mjhe..Dil Bole Oberoi
4. Bhai ye sun zara ankhon me nhn lag raha.
5. Abey tjhe mera naam nhn pata ye che che kya kr raha hai lrkyon ki tarah. Tujhe sharam nhn ati Rudra Singh Oberoi ko aisi videos dikhayega.
6.O agr aaj apne meray liye 8 pack abs bhi maange hote na tou bhagwan mjhe woh bhi dedeta..arrey dadi message puhanch gaya hai O ka bhagwan tk woh yahin arahi hai.
7. Dadi sb tou mjhe aise hi lady killer kehte hain..aaj tou bhaiya iss larki ko maar kr sach ke lady killer bn jayegein. Arey mein janta hoon bhaiya ko woh isse goli maar dengein
8. Dadi meray baare mein bataye na meray paas tou abs hain gari hai bangla hai larkiyan hain aur meray paas tou Ma bhi hai..dadi I am perfect.
8. Shair arz kya hai: "When dada was so daring..when dada was so daring..pote bhi hongein riskbaaz. Woh the lahore ke ladykiller aur hum mumbai ke ishqbaaz..ishqbaaz..ishqbaaz"
9. Bhai mjhe ap se ek baat poochni hai aur please sach sach batana..dekho na kitna mota hogaya hoon mein kitna wait gain krlya hai mein ne.
10. Shivay Singh Oberoi chahe tou ek thapar se machar ko maar deta hai.
11. Oh god phir agayi ye Lady Baba..bhaiya kya ap ne raat ko teen teen baje tk baat ki..o jana tum batao..nhn janu tum batao. Kya ap ne kbhi ek doosre ko nicknames dye hain Hayee mera Shibu..oh my Shibu.
12.Khoon..mtlb mein tumhe khoon doonga aur tum mjhe pyaar edogi.\
13. Itna space chaiye tha tou astronaut bn jaatey na..wahan itna space hi space hai.
14.And I hope pyar shadi se pehle hojaye wrna complications bht brh jaati hain.
15. Bhaiya Shifu ka birthday tha aur mein gift dena bhool gaya tha. Arey bhaiya usse smjh bhi nhn aya aur wesay bhi apke sculptures sirf ap hi ko smjh ate hain.
16. Dadi bachao bachao..dekho itna khoon araha h..mtlb ayega ayega. Agr meray haseen chehre ko kuch hojata tou mein haseen larkiyon ko kya jawaab doonga.
17. Dadi mera tou theek hai Om ko tou woh blkl ignore krti hai..ek dum royal ignore han.
18. Dadi mein tou apko bolta hoon ap bhaiya ke bajaye usski shadi bhaiya ke credit card se krdo woh zyada khush rahegi.
19.Log bhi kitne velay hogaye hain na..social media pe ek doosre ko stalk krte rehte hain.
O ap mera mazaak ura rahe ho.
20.Woh london me paida hui hai tou woh angrez hogi kya..agr garage mein paida hoti tou gari hoti kya.
21.Issi baat pe ek shair yaad aya hai sunlo.."Jb tk ho single dunya badal lo..jb tk ho single dunya badal lo..sun meray bhai tv ka channel bhi change nhn krpaoge agr hogayi sagai"
22.Dadi kya score hua. Arey yaar kuch toota ya nhn..kuch toote tou kitna maza ayega nhn.
23.Tia please tum mjhe cash bhejdya kro yar...nhn tou tumhari koi dost bhi hogi tou chalegi.
24. Aur wesay bhi agr apko bhai ko impress krna hai tou koi smjhdaari ki baat krlo bhaiya khud hi surprise hojayegein.
25. Aaj tumko krna mjh se izhar..sajnaaa kya ye tera pehla pehla bukhar hai.
26. Bhai mein jitna bhi bara hojaoon rahoonga tou chota bhai..aur jb mjhe chota hi rehna hai tou bare ho kr kya faida. Oh wow Logic. I am a genius.
27.Han tou maaro mjhe maaro jitna maar skte ho. Ghr pe bhi tou mein pit ta hi hoon. yahan kon hai jo mjhe bachane ayega. Na meray right pe koi hai na meray left pe. Aur ap log tou dost hain na inke...help kijiye inki. Aoo jitna maarna hai marlo.
28. Haha wesay tou tum sb ke liye mein akela hi kaafi tha but ab hum teen hain. Bhaiya attack.
29. Arey mein tou mazaak kr raha tha ap serious hogaye. Arey larayi jhagra buri baat hai. Mujhe apse mil kr acha laga..bye bhai..bye bhabhi..bye everybody.
30. Abey tujhe jahan maarna hai maar but face pe mt maar.
31. Woh tou acha hua ap log time pe agaye wrna mein unlgogon ko aisa Kungfu krdeta..yaa haiyyaaa..ooohhh haiyaa.
32. Woh daadi actually.." Main nu kaala chashma jhajta hai..jajhta hai iss gore mukhre pe"
33. Dadi ek shair sunata hoon aplo.." Oh beautiful tuadi beauty dekh kr hogaya mind boggle. Tuadi beauty dekh kr hogaya mind boggle. Oh Soniyo itna shine krogi tou lagaane paregein na goggle."
34. Yahan daadi yahan yahan dil pe lagi hai chot. Aur daadi yahan pe kisi apne ne chot di hai aur dadi woh pathar dil aadmi issi jagah pe hai. Aise dadi aise baal theek krta hai woh apne aur dadi woh O nhn hai.
35. Rehenedo daadi dekhlya mein ne inka pyaar beech mein agayi Tia ki deewar.
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Haye this it abhi ke liye..will add onto these as each episodes pass...hayee my Rudra baby😳 loves his each and every one liner and shayaris..he is my all Shining star⭐️