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As we all know Harman was arrested and whole pind came to know about his kidnapping stint.This news reached local media and they wanted to interview Harman and why did he did that.So here is the excerpt of his IV:
Reporter : Aj kal gaon gaon me apki charcha hai..
Harman : Charcha to hogi nah,gaon ka ikaluata bachelor jo hoon.🤔
R : Nahi matlab apne ek premika to kidnap kia aur...
H : Premika? ? Wo kaun ?? Gulaboo??
R : Wow apne unka nickname bhi nikala hai?
H : Hanji ab ladki gulab jesi hogi to gulabo hi bulaunga na
R : Iska matlab ye baat sach hai ki wo apki premika hai?
H : Ye kesa logic hai bahi? Ab me agar tuje gulabo bulaunga to kya tu meri premika ban jayegi??🤔
R (blushing) : Nahi,par apne hi bola na wo gulab jesi hai
H : Han gulabo hai to ekdum pyaari si,pari si
R : Ap to fida hai unpe
H : Fida nahi jee , galti se kidnap ho gayi ,karna to us mirchi powder ko tha😡
R : Acha iska matlab ap kisi aur se pyaar karte hai?
H : Nahi jee pyaar to main bas preeto se karta hoon
R : Acha to preeto kon hai?
H : Meri maa...kya mutton banati hai...*day dreaming*
R : To mirchi powder kaun hai?
H : Haye kiska naam le dia.Wo to jab se meri jindagi me ayi hai siyapa khada ho gaya hai.kabhi gulabo ke age gunda to kabhi criminal ban gaya hoon.ab to kidnapper bhi ban gaya
R : Aisa kya kia *clears mouth* mirchi powder ne?
H : Ajji apne ashiko se pitwana chahti thi.Bata Harman ki ijjat ki koi value nahi? Dahi jama dia meri ijjat ka..Usi ka to badla lena tha.
R : To badla lene ke liye somya ko kyu kidnap kia? * reporter confused*
H : Arey kaan kharab hai kya? Bola to mirchi powder se badla lena tha par uski behen ko pakad lia khamkha😡
R : 😕 ye mirchi powder ki behen kaun hai?
H : Gulabo aur kaun??😡😡 pehle muje ek baat batao? Tumko journalist banaya kisne?🤔 kuch nahi ata jata tumhe.
R : Bahut sharp minded hu main.bas thoda sa confuse ho gayi thi.Wo mera journalism abhi pura nahi hua hai.*shyly* internship kar rahi hu.
H : Arey itna confusion nahi karte.Agar kabhi xam clear karane ho to bata dena.
R : Haw tum paper leak karte ho?
H : Oh najji, hum to nakal ki parchi dalne aa javenge🤣
R : Oh .par abhi interview dedo plz.
H : Chal itna request kar rahi hai to theek hai.puch.par photo acha sa dalna mera.Harman naam hai mera ,seedha man me ata hu,mind me nahi😉
R : Agar apko pata tha ki apne galat ladki pakdi to use vapis kyu nahi chodke gaye?
H : Ajji gadi nahi thi na.mera baap hai na pada tha mere piche.Ab har jagah ki police mere peeche padegi to kese chodne jata?
R : Apne pita apke peeche kyu pade the?😕
H : Usko din ki roti na hazam hoti muje jail bijvaye bina😡
R : Badi weird family hai apki.Apke pita apko jail kyu bijvana chahte hai?
H : Kyunki aisa karne se use Kick milti hai😡
R : 😲 apke pita ko kon kick maarta hai?😲
H : Abey filme nahi dekhti kya? Salman wali kick?
R : Oh acha samjhi.😆 badi hi interesting personality ho jii ap.
H : Han hero hu interesting to hounga hi.
R : Acha hero wala konsa kam kia apne?
H : Dekho aisa hai, Hero movie me bhi hero kindnap karta hai ladki ko? Mene bhi to kia na? Hua na fir me hero
R : Hain,ye kya logic hua?
H : Acha, to ladki kidnap kia to ab shadi bhi main hi karu,ye kya logic hua?
R : Par tumhari wajahh se us ladki ka namm kharab hua na?Ab gaon wale to galat samjhenge na?
H : Abey tum logo ne kya muje emraan Hashmi laga rakha hai😲
R : Nahi, lekin...
H : Kya lekin? Jab me keh raha hoon kuch nahi hua,wo keh rahi hai kuch nahi hua to sabko itni mirchi kyu lag rahi? Konsa sabki bhains bhaga di humne?Ek to gulabo ki jaan bachayi ,ab shadi Bhi karu?
R : Jaan bachayi? Kisse?
H : Pata nahi konse ghunghat gang se dushmani hai iski behen ki.
R : U mean surbhi ki?
H : Haan.kameene wo gang wale bhi talvare leke aye the.aur upar se ghunghat me hi lad rahe the,muje to ye samajh nahi ata ki ghunghat me ,raat ke andhere me in logo ko kuch dikahyi kese dia😕
R : 😲 kaafi *clears throat* happening night thi.
H : Yaha meri jaan pe baat thi to tuje happening ki padi hai😡
R : Nahi mera matlab bahut kuch hua.Age kya hua?
H : Age kya? Dhul chata dia mene un gundio ko.
R : Wow u r such a hero *dreamy eyes*
H : Dekha khud boli na ab main hoon hero.
R (blushing) : Uske baad kya hua jee
H : Uske baad bas unme se ek gundi ne piche se vaar kia aur khamkha yaha mera khoon baha dia.mil jaye na wo kahi to is baar fursat se peetunga use.
R : Omg apko chot lag gayi😲
H : Haan par gulabo ne marham patti kar dia tha.
R : Aww such a cute situation.
H : Kamal hai yaha mera khoon beh raha hai aur tum keh rahi cute situation😕
R : Oh ji koi nahi.Ye bataiye humne suna ki ap khud somya ko ghar chodne aye?
H : Hanji .Pata hai agar main time pe nahi ata to gaon wale to maarne wale the use
R : Hayo rabba,apne use bacha lia na?
H : Han par use bachane ke chakkar me ab me jail me fas gaya
R : Jail me to ap kidnapping ke liye ho na jee
H : To kidnapping galat bandi ki bhinto hui nah? Upar se do baar uski jaan bachayi uska kya? Compensation to milna chahie?
R : Han vo to hai.par apne uski jaan bachayi kyu?
H : Commitment jee commitment.
R : Acha wo salman wala?
H : Han.Ap to bade samjhdaar ho ji.o
R : Thanku jee.Apki story to badi fimy hai.
H : Main banda bhi bada filmy hoon
R : Apse milke badi khushi hui ji.thanku
Ps-Just for fun
Reporter : Aj kal gaon gaon me apki charcha hai..
Harman : Charcha to hogi nah,gaon ka ikaluata bachelor jo hoon.🤔
R : Nahi matlab apne ek premika to kidnap kia aur...
H : Premika? ? Wo kaun ?? Gulaboo??
R : Wow apne unka nickname bhi nikala hai?
H : Hanji ab ladki gulab jesi hogi to gulabo hi bulaunga na
R : Iska matlab ye baat sach hai ki wo apki premika hai?
H : Ye kesa logic hai bahi? Ab me agar tuje gulabo bulaunga to kya tu meri premika ban jayegi??🤔
R (blushing) : Nahi,par apne hi bola na wo gulab jesi hai
H : Han gulabo hai to ekdum pyaari si,pari si
R : Ap to fida hai unpe
H : Fida nahi jee , galti se kidnap ho gayi ,karna to us mirchi powder ko tha😡
R : Acha iska matlab ap kisi aur se pyaar karte hai?
H : Nahi jee pyaar to main bas preeto se karta hoon
R : Acha to preeto kon hai?
H : Meri maa...kya mutton banati hai...*day dreaming*
R : To mirchi powder kaun hai?
H : Haye kiska naam le dia.Wo to jab se meri jindagi me ayi hai siyapa khada ho gaya hai.kabhi gulabo ke age gunda to kabhi criminal ban gaya hoon.ab to kidnapper bhi ban gaya
R : Aisa kya kia *clears mouth* mirchi powder ne?
H : Ajji apne ashiko se pitwana chahti thi.Bata Harman ki ijjat ki koi value nahi? Dahi jama dia meri ijjat ka..Usi ka to badla lena tha.
R : To badla lene ke liye somya ko kyu kidnap kia? * reporter confused*
H : Arey kaan kharab hai kya? Bola to mirchi powder se badla lena tha par uski behen ko pakad lia khamkha😡
R : 😕 ye mirchi powder ki behen kaun hai?
H : Gulabo aur kaun??😡😡 pehle muje ek baat batao? Tumko journalist banaya kisne?🤔 kuch nahi ata jata tumhe.
R : Bahut sharp minded hu main.bas thoda sa confuse ho gayi thi.Wo mera journalism abhi pura nahi hua hai.*shyly* internship kar rahi hu.
H : Arey itna confusion nahi karte.Agar kabhi xam clear karane ho to bata dena.
R : Haw tum paper leak karte ho?
H : Oh najji, hum to nakal ki parchi dalne aa javenge🤣
R : Oh .par abhi interview dedo plz.
H : Chal itna request kar rahi hai to theek hai.puch.par photo acha sa dalna mera.Harman naam hai mera ,seedha man me ata hu,mind me nahi😉
R : Agar apko pata tha ki apne galat ladki pakdi to use vapis kyu nahi chodke gaye?
H : Ajji gadi nahi thi na.mera baap hai na pada tha mere piche.Ab har jagah ki police mere peeche padegi to kese chodne jata?
R : Apne pita apke peeche kyu pade the?😕
H : Usko din ki roti na hazam hoti muje jail bijvaye bina😡
R : Badi weird family hai apki.Apke pita apko jail kyu bijvana chahte hai?
H : Kyunki aisa karne se use Kick milti hai😡
R : 😲 apke pita ko kon kick maarta hai?😲
H : Abey filme nahi dekhti kya? Salman wali kick?
R : Oh acha samjhi.😆 badi hi interesting personality ho jii ap.
H : Han hero hu interesting to hounga hi.
R : Acha hero wala konsa kam kia apne?
H : Dekho aisa hai, Hero movie me bhi hero kindnap karta hai ladki ko? Mene bhi to kia na? Hua na fir me hero
R : Hain,ye kya logic hua?
H : Acha, to ladki kidnap kia to ab shadi bhi main hi karu,ye kya logic hua?
R : Par tumhari wajahh se us ladki ka namm kharab hua na?Ab gaon wale to galat samjhenge na?
H : Abey tum logo ne kya muje emraan Hashmi laga rakha hai😲
R : Nahi, lekin...
H : Kya lekin? Jab me keh raha hoon kuch nahi hua,wo keh rahi hai kuch nahi hua to sabko itni mirchi kyu lag rahi? Konsa sabki bhains bhaga di humne?Ek to gulabo ki jaan bachayi ,ab shadi Bhi karu?
R : Jaan bachayi? Kisse?
H : Pata nahi konse ghunghat gang se dushmani hai iski behen ki.
R : U mean surbhi ki?
H : Haan.kameene wo gang wale bhi talvare leke aye the.aur upar se ghunghat me hi lad rahe the,muje to ye samajh nahi ata ki ghunghat me ,raat ke andhere me in logo ko kuch dikahyi kese dia😕
R : 😲 kaafi *clears throat* happening night thi.
H : Yaha meri jaan pe baat thi to tuje happening ki padi hai😡
R : Nahi mera matlab bahut kuch hua.Age kya hua?
H : Age kya? Dhul chata dia mene un gundio ko.
R : Wow u r such a hero *dreamy eyes*
H : Dekha khud boli na ab main hoon hero.
R (blushing) : Uske baad kya hua jee
H : Uske baad bas unme se ek gundi ne piche se vaar kia aur khamkha yaha mera khoon baha dia.mil jaye na wo kahi to is baar fursat se peetunga use.
R : Omg apko chot lag gayi😲
H : Haan par gulabo ne marham patti kar dia tha.
R : Aww such a cute situation.
H : Kamal hai yaha mera khoon beh raha hai aur tum keh rahi cute situation😕
R : Oh ji koi nahi.Ye bataiye humne suna ki ap khud somya ko ghar chodne aye?
H : Hanji .Pata hai agar main time pe nahi ata to gaon wale to maarne wale the use
R : Hayo rabba,apne use bacha lia na?
H : Han par use bachane ke chakkar me ab me jail me fas gaya
R : Jail me to ap kidnapping ke liye ho na jee
H : To kidnapping galat bandi ki bhinto hui nah? Upar se do baar uski jaan bachayi uska kya? Compensation to milna chahie?
R : Han vo to hai.par apne uski jaan bachayi kyu?
H : Commitment jee commitment.
R : Acha wo salman wala?
H : Han.Ap to bade samjhdaar ho ji.o
R : Thanku jee.Apki story to badi fimy hai.
H : Main banda bhi bada filmy hoon
R : Apse milke badi khushi hui ji.thanku
Ps-Just for fun
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